You must be an astronaut Because your ass is out of this world
Anonymous
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Looks too bloated from this point of view, so I guess I'd give it about 7.
Anonymous
You must be a level 14 rogue, because I think you just stole my heart.
Anonymous
You must be a mind flayer, because I can't get you out of my head.
Anonymous
You must have greater invisibility, because even though I'd hit that it's still out of sight
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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you must sex me, cos me liek ass
Anonymous
>>14787878 I think that you're a trap. Real girls don't have such an ass.
8,5/10.
Anonymous
You must be a drow, cuz I wanna hit that in the underdark.
Anonymous
You must be a Nova Cat, because you're so fucking hot.
Anonymous
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>>14787942 dat biomass
Imma harvest the fuck out of it.
Anonymous
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You must get good grades, because I saw your ass on /a/ 5 fucking seconds ago.
Anonymous
If your ass was a peaceful land, my dick would be the tarrasque, because it has awoken and wants to rampage up and down your foothills, leaving death in its wake.
Anonymous
You must have access to the Travel domain, cuz, girl, you Fly.
Anonymous
>>14787950 It's probably a chick, look at the waist/hip ratio
Morrowind
You must be a magic card because.... yeah you get it.
Anonymous
wow she hot op,,i cum on cat it hiss at penis 10/10 thx for this hot souse
Anonymous
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Why didn't you post it on /co/?
Anonymous
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>>14787972 Most important thing to me.
Hips/waist ratio
I don't like chubby girls, but I don't like hipster tomboys with a narrow basin either.
Anonymous
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Very nice, but utterly unattainable to your average /tg/ denizen.
Anonymous
northern /k/ommando
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eh, its pretty nice.
Anonymous
>Looks like a troll thread >Nope, it's a lame pun thread! >/tg/ once again proved to be untrollable by such lowly means.
Anonymous
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it's the bending over that make the large thighs look like a phat ass Luckily I don't give a fuck
The God-Emperor of Mankind
HMMM THAT LOOKS LIKE MY HOODIE!
Laughing God
>>14788039 Meh. If you say 4th edition out loud enough, /tg/ has a heart atack.
If you even SPELL furry or Tau or anything /a/ or /tv/ or /v/ related then, again, /tg/ receeds to manchilds fighting over a candy bar.
I guess we get to be mature now and then.
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rolled 6, 2 + 2 = 10here yo go
Laughing God
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>>14788044 >Love Can Bloom Anonymous
>>14788044 Let me guess, you're another trap?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14788044 That's not a man. It may be male, but not a man
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>14788057 4th ed is a lot of fun :3c
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788084 Nope. Just a bit flatchested.
Anonymous
Laughing God
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>>14788089 >>14788084 you fancy people of /tg/, crying there's no women in /tg/.
I can verify it's girl.
Anonymous
>>14788057 Okay, so: /tg/ is untrollable by conventional means.
But, hey, scythe is a pretty weapon to fight with.
Anonymous
>>14788110 Honestly, it was more the whole God-EmperOR + this board being riddled with traps that threw me off. I don't trust any thing any more, especially since I actually like girls with your shape. The world is difficult.
Salamanders Fanbro !!C+aj9Hmz1qe
>>14788110 flatchested + nice booty = ok in my book
Too bad it's a trap.
Anonymous
>>14788110 No wonder this namefag is such a faggot
Anonymous
Wait, what happened to the mods?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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on behalf of trolldom everywhere: tits or gtfo
Anonymous
>>14788110 Appears to be soft. I like soft. But when I spot an attractive women anywhere at the moment I am not performing my gorilla chest-beating. I think I have achieved peace.
Anonymous
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You made my THAC0 reach zero, bacuse I'd totally hit that! (yeah, I'm oldschool, deal with it)
Anonymity
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you must be tau, and im up for that greater good.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
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>>14788128 >>14788129 >>14788130 I feel sad for you. Really. I do.
Anonymous
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>>14788129 >cute face + nice booty = ok, even if it's trap Laughing God
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>>14788148 >>14788130 >>14788128 HA HA HA HA
The cowards, the fools!
Anonymous
Welp, there we go. Emps is a chick.
Anonymous
>>14788133 Mods only care about snaketits, as far as I can tell based on my bannage record
Anonymous
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>>14788184 nope
The janitor is interested though
THE DOOMRIDER
I'D HIT THAT LIKE NURGLE HITS ISHA. POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788184 I thought we cleared that up a shitload ages ago during my writefaggotry threads or the painting threads I did.
Too bad for these faggots I wont repost the pics. Lucky ones got them nice and snuggled.
Anonymous
>>14788139 Yeah, cause you can thrust when you slice.
And it's really easy to obtain in most settings.
Anonymous
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Why the fuck is this shit on the front page? Get out.
Laughing God
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>>14788196 bow chIsha bow wow
one-eyed hermit
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I'd hit that like a half blind dog at mach 10 ... yeah... no I don't even...
Anonymous
>>14788187 The day /tg/ tried to fight back.
Anonymous
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>>14788202 Although there are weaboo fightan styles.
>oh boy lame pun thread >Derails into OMG FLESH ON THE INTERNET Dangit /tg/ Why did you have to derail our delicious derail
Anonymous
>>14788110 You're cute. I'm jealous.
Morrowind
>>14788184 OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Where is your cynism?
Post a Sup /tg/ pic with todays date in handwriting on a post it.
Seriously. And tits or gtfo, for the sake of it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Laughing God
>>14788228 Jealous of what?
Wait...
Unless you are a chicka too, so come chicka with us! Post pics (can be shy, and timidly covered in clothing) and prove /tg/ is not the sausagefest he thinks he is.
Or you are a dude and I'm bad at english, so I break my face.
Anonymous
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It's so stupid I don't even
Anonymous
>>14788199 That's unfair, not everyone can be on /tg/ all day every day. But hey, fuck begging. Too many women around for it to make sense to do so.
>>14788220 kindofwant.jpg
Anonymous
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>>14788220 Oh, I remember that day. And my 2 weeks ban afterwards too.
Viva la revolution!
Servant of the Emperor
>>14788199 Interesting, Emps is a cute asian.
Devotion to the Emperor has increased 10 fold
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788254 Most of them were archived anyway. So go ahead and dig them up. :)
Anonymous
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>>14788226 YOU MUST BE A CLERIC, CUZ DAT ASS IS DIVINE.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788269 Asian? XD Lawl im Romanian.
Anonymous
Go be a camwhore on /s/ instead. /tg/ is not for camwhoring
Anonymous
well hang in...not to rain on anyones parade here...but how can we be sure this aint lying? I mean, with no timestamps and anyone being able to use EMPS name...
Anonymous
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>>14788277 Romainian, Asian, either way you're cute : 3
Morrowind
Anonymous
>>14788294 Better question: why should anyone care?
Camwhoring does not belong on /tg/
Anonymous
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>>14788272 Yeah because searching for /tg/ and God-Emperor of Mankind isn't going to give an insane amount of hits or anything...
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788293 Not camwhoring, just lawled at the resemblance of clothes.
>>14788294 Last time I timestamped around these parts I got a 3 week banhammer.
No thank you. Id like to keep the only board on 4chan I like for some moar time.
Servant of the Emperor
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>>14788277 My Mistake, was some nice Paladin stories though.
Missed the shitstorm though
Anonymous
>>14788247 I'm the kind of chicka that has a penis.
Anonymous
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>>14788272 Ehh, not worth it.
Anonymous
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>>14788304 as long as you keep it sfw and /tg/ related, I don't see why it couldn't ...
THE DOOMRIDER
>>14788293 SHIT DUDE. DID YOU MISS THE WHOLE RAWK LAWBSTAR THING? THERE WERE A FEW OTHER CHICKS WHO'D POST TITS'N'ASS (ASS'N'TITTIES) ALL THE TIME.
NOT ANYMORE THOUGH, MOD'S A CUNT.
Anonymous
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>>14788311 So this thread is just a cult of personality thread. Even worse.
Anonymous
>>14788311 so youre not OP
?
Anonymous
>>14788333 You mean a couple of annoying people acting like retards and camwhoring on /tg/ because /tg/ is totally for camwhores isn't it lololol
Glutton
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>>14788277 >XD Lawl I cant' even tell if this is a troll or not... I'm going to just assume it is, seeing that anyone can get random pictures of a girl and post them.
>Pic related, it's me. Anonymous
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Morrowind
>>14788311 Post a picture of yourself holding something /tg/related as to show it off. I'll be convinced.
Not that I actually care about your gender, I love your trolling anyway.
Anonymous
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More of OP?>because veduest no captcha you have to say "you must be a "____"" before you say the pun
one-eyed hermit
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>>14788351 onky one way to find out. post a pic of your bottom so we can make comparisons
Anonymous
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>>14788277 he is clearly an oaf. I on the other hand am an englishman. Romania rawks! Stayed near tagu frumos, moldavia.
Anonymous
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It'd be happy to check out that thread, if anyone can find it.
Servant of the Emperor
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>>14788336 You didnt catch that?
No, she was just tickled by the same hoodie thing.
THE DOOMRIDER
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>>14788346 TITS ARE TITS, MAN.
Laughing God
>>14788325 Well, then I broke my face AND proved that /tg/s fear of homosexual love is real.
A good day I'd say.
And honey, doesn't matter if you are black or white, has a penis and/or a vagina. You should do what is to your heart's content.
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rolled 2 = 2
>>14787878 This.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788353 Fine. Just because you are too much of a lazy bubby to go do some digging yourself.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788397 And of course the finished product.
Anonymous
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>/tg/ relevant pickup line thread? ohhellbuttfuckyeah.jpg>XD LAWL >Typical reactions to trolls This is why /tg/ can't have nice things.
Anonymous
>I have no face for this fucking thread Seriously, what the fuck /tg/? What the fuck? Are you really that desperate?
Anonymous
"Lovely Annabelle, come to me, your lips are so enticing." "It's so wrong...yet I can't pull away"
Anonymous
>>14788394 >>14788247 /tg/ wants to be the little girl, you see.
Anonymous
>>14788427 >/tg/ hookup You do NOT, I repeat, NOT want this.
Maybe if you are gay. Maybe.
one-eyed hermit
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>>14788434 nah I think most 'ere is just jokin' around.
hope so at least...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>14788439 I... Wow. I really did not see that coming. Good show, sir.
Anonymous
I'd tap that with my rod of lordly might. Girl you have to be a dryad, because I think love just bloomed on the battlefield. I sure hope you're a paladin because I'd like to stick my immovable rod up your rear end. Etc. They will never be funny.
Anonymous
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You must be an attractive woman, because I want to have sexual intercourse with you. Am I doing it right?
Anonymous
>>14788440 It's true. I'm already a year and a half into the transition. It's been a never ending nightmare, but I feel much better.
But yeah, God-Emperor is pretty adorable and I am not, so I'm somewhat jealous of that.
Anonymous
>>14788427 I wouldn't mind this. Honestly.
Anonymous
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>>14788481 You mean ETERNALLY funny!
Morrowind
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>>14788397 Convinced!
Love that painting by the way. Turned out really nice.
Anonymous
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>>14788439 I can't stop. Good show.
Servant of the Emperor
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>>14788445 Eh, wouldnt matter for me, noone local round /tg/ it seems
>>14788439 Anonymous
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How the fuck is this relevant? This is /b/ shit. Take it back there.
HardCore
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>>14788439 ...
I.. should not want. But do... kinda want... a bit. maybe...
yes?
>>14788445 hey, I'd talk to a thousand perverts, hairy and oily and greasy as they come (hell, I just describe some of my social circles) if it was the mean chance of finding one girl that roams the /tg/s.
I like to talk about /tg/ things and when its with a girl I gets to feel I'm not a shutin so much as wehn talking to dudes.
THE DOOMRIDER
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>>14788439 IT'S LIKE THAT SCENE FROM STARSHIP TROOPERS.
WITHOUT BUBBLEGUM. BUT WITH A BUTTHOLE.
Laughing God
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>>14788439 ...
I.. should not want. But do... kinda want... a bit. maybe...
yes?
>>14788445 hey, I'd talk to a thousand perverts, hairy and oily and greasy as they come (hell, I just describe some of my social circles) if it was the mean chance of finding one girl that roams the /tg/s.
I like to talk about /tg/ things and when its with a girl I gets to feel I'm not a shutin so much as wehn talking to dudes.
Anonymous
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>>14788293 /s/ is not for camwhoring. /soc/ is for camwhoring.
Anonymous
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Still say someone should repost some of these pictures, or at least show me where they are kept
Laughing God
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>>14788485 I'd like to judge that myself.
I already went out with two traps (am kinda going out with one now... maybe) and I have a good taste for the mixed flesh.
Anonymous
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Shit, my Romanian friend said they had decent looking girls over there. The more of them I see the more I am inclined to believe he wasn't bullshitting me, and I'm scandinavian.
Anonymous
>and I'm scandinavian. So you prefer the butch, mannish type?
Anonymous
>>14788550 The fuck are you talking about? Norwegian and Swedish girls are always getting high praise.
THE DOOMRIDER
>>14788550 HAVE YOU -BEEN- TO SCANDINAVIA? THEM'S SOME FINE-ASS BITCHES, LET ME TELL YOU
northern /k/ommando
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>>14788439 HAHAHA.
well played.
Laughing God
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>14788336 clearly not since she has no ass
but don't worry
you are quite cute even without an ass
northern /k/ommando
>>14788397 >>14788407 ...is that for sale?.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
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>>14788585 That right there, is so many levels of Sad.
Anonymous
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4/10. More hips than ass. Looks like a teenager. Do us all a favor. Decide if you want a fat ass, a big ass, or a toned ass.
Servant of the Emperor
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I would think that the mod would crush them when he finds them Maybe making off board topics and bumping here with the link? Not the same of course, and could be trolled, but eh, Pic related.
Anonymous
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788593 Its SOLD.
Though I am still taking commisions, interested?
Servant of the Emperor
>>14788604 How long did it take you to paint it Emps?
Would you do a Three Space wolves howling at the Moon picture?
Not painting unless you actually find a buyer
northern /k/ommando
>>14788565 as a swedefag i can vouch for that.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788622 Depends what im working with. Oil Acrilics, canvas type, size, etc.
The Emprah took me around 30 days give or take, with LONG ASS brakes waiting for the paint / oil to dry...
Id try my hand at some Wolves, yeah, id just need some refrence artwork on that particular scene, or at least describing it properly.
Anonymous
Now that you've had your daily fill of teenage ass, can we talk about tyranids and their nature of getting shit ruined by grey knights?
Laughing God
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>>14788645 >>14788622 I could help you in the lineart if you needed, hon.
Fabricator-General Scriptarius
>>14788633 As a finfag I can join in too.
Laughing God
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>>14788662 No.
Let's talk about your mother.
Anonymous
>>14788645 This, except with Space Wolves.
Anonymous
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>>14788662 I find that Nids do fine against the Knights. Lash whip and bonesword can prevent them from getting off many force weapon hits. Swarms of things do great, and Catalyst from Tervigons help make sure things like Hive Guard don't fall from Psycannon/Ryflemen fire.
Anonymous
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>144 posts and 39 image replies omitted. Reported for not being /tg/ related you little faggots, we have other boards for this.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
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>>14788701 Yeah it looks awesome. I get it now.
I could do it. :P
northern /k/ommando
>>14788604 well, what did you charge for that painting?.
Laughing God
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>>14788718 I'm paying 900 dollars plus benefits for it.
Anonymous
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>>14788564 >>14788565 Eh, either too scrawny or too manly, with a few actually hot. And unlike most of mankind, I do not like blonde so there goes a large part of the attraction to the snowbeasts.
northern /k/ommando
does anyone have a better and larger one of these without the text?.
Anonymous
Stop ruining all the fun. Even neckbeards and catgirls need teenage ass to feel alive.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788718 I was offered a pretty large sum of money....
Anonymous
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>>14788739 -FOR A ROMANIAN! lols.
This was posted on /fit/ too. There, it got one reply of 'fuck off to /soc/', and one saying it was 2/10. /fit/ is more mature than you /tg/. Jesus, it's clearly an attention seeking troll.
Laughing God
>>14788753 Read the thread.
It was derailed.
If you don't want to deal with it, manchild, go back to your Grey Knights and your Matt Ward and don't ever come back.
Anonymous
Perhaps it's not about trolling, or even the planned intentions? Perhaps there's more to things than what you see, and this offering of ass has brought us enough joy to not whine and bitch over Ward destroying tyranids?
Laughing God
>>14788785 Wait, Ward touched the Nyds as well?
The rage... It burns.
Anonymous
>>14788784 The thread was derailed into worshipping a namefag camwhore.
That's not better. That's WORSE
northern /k/ommando
>>14788685 >finfag dont stab me bro, i dont have any vodka.
nah, just kidding. finfags are pretty bro-tier.
and we have been slowly infiltrating for quite some time. *evil laughter*.
Anonymous
What the hell is going on in this thread? Aw- HURRRRRR HURR HURR
Potential Verdancy
>>14788407 That is really well done.
Anonymous
More like his army destroys the already fragile and puny tyranid codex, and even more so than it does the demon codex of Gav, lord of all shit.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788818 Thank you.
>>14788801 If you are still interested drop your steam or MSN and ill contact you.
Anonymous
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>>14788800 did you even read the thread? the namefag just said she got the same sweater as the ass in OP's pic
northern /k/ommando
>>14788739 oh. what kind of numbers are we talking about here?.
Morrowindfag
>>14788801 SLOWLY INFLITRATING!?
We invaded, jumped up and down on everything and left finland a quivering submissive wreck! What you're seeing as slowly infiltrating are the remnants of the years of occupation.
Did you know that Denmark, Finland and Norway all celebrate Independance Day, their various independancies from Sweden?
Anonymous
>>14788811 HUR HUR HUR HURRRRRRRR HURRRR HUR HUR HUR! HURRRRRRR HURRRRR HURRRRRR HURHUR HURRRR? HURRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRR!
Anonymous
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>>14788824 It does not destroy the Nid dex. If you can't beat GK with the Nids, that's pretty pathetic. The current GK blow so hard. There hasn't been a game for me where they even came close to winning.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
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>>14788836 PROVIDE YOUR MSN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE XD
>>14788826 If you are truly a girl and into wargames, I would love to talk to you in a non pervy way. Trying to get my gf to have an interest. If you can help, email me, it's in the field.
Thanks!
Anonymous
>>14788837 dont act like you conquered us. denmark threw norway at you and they got it from the napoleon business
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WsuTHSGBGc Anonymous
>post a 40k reaction image thread >get banned within 30seconds >somebody posts a pointless thread with a chicks ass >tons of replies for hours, no ban >mfw
Anonymous
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< /soc/ is that way
Anonymous
Show chicks tyranids. There, now you've got another catgirl.
Anonymous
>>14788863 Your posting there is privilege, nbot a right. Mod can ban anyone he wants and delete any thread he likes and you can't do shit about it.
Deal with it.
Anonymous
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>>14788885 Nice engrish there
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Jesus christ? Is this thread still here? Reported
Anonymous
>>14788885 So we've learned that the mods are currently breaking their own rules by not banning a thread not related to /tg/ in any way.
>>14788840 HURRR HURRR HURRR DURRR HURRRR
Anonymous
>>14788862 Silence northfags, you couldn't scare czechs these daysif you tried, and even loud fart can scare a czech.
Laughing God
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>>14788800 >talking about commissions, art and wages >camwhoring You so deep in your closet you can see narnia, bro.
>>14788913 HURRRRRRRRRRRR HURHURHUR HURRRRRRRRRRRR?
That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>14788797 Oh you unreasonable homosexual; Curddace wrote Tyranids, not Ward.
northern /k/ommando
>>14788902 mods are pretty much free to ignore or enforce rules as they see fit.
Anonymous
>>14788879 >Don't misunderstand me, I like the Tomb Kings in Space idea, but spasmically putting a Necro- or Crypt- in front of every single name does not make it sounds cooler. See Space Wol..er,I mean Wolfy Wolf Wolves. Why would you want that? Show chick some some actually enjoyable game with interesting setting, not pick-your-nose-half-of-the-time and only-Jervis's-version-was-any-good pile o shit that is WH40K.
I am begining to think that there is few women in nerdy hobbies, because something in female brain recognizes these games as shit instantly and let's face it, 95% f mainstream tabletop games (mostly WH40K and D&D) are shit. Thank god I grew up and learned to have taste in my gaming.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14788906 >>14788857 Added both of you but it seems you guys are not online at all.
Are you using MSN? :o
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>14788932 Explains why this piece of shit thread is still here then, doesn't it?
>>14788924 HURRR HURRR HUUUUR HERP HURP HUUURP
That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>14788919 Fuck the Czech. And fuck your Milan Kundera
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>14788826 Steam Page is in e-mail field.
Laughing God
Quoted By:
>>14788927 I have no idea who wrote what. I only heard a terrible guy saying that Ward ruined nyds.
But hey! I stopped reading GW material after the Sister Slaughter Incident.
>>14788936 ... You make no sense. Go. Have. English. Classes.
northern /k/ommando
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since this thread is doomed anyway. SWEDEN ÜBER ALLES!.
I want to trust that the OP and femanon shown in this thread is in fact a ladygirl, but the internet has ruined me forever on these sorts of things. 9 times out of 10, it's a convincing trap. Then I just feel wrong. They are called traps because it's trickery, If I wanted it to have a penis, it would be called a "surprise". So if the images of the supposed ladi(es) in this thread are in fact XX-Chromosome'd, then I am sorry, but too many traps have cried wolf for me to believe the real thing.
Anonymous
>>14788945 Kundera is French!
France Strong!
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Interested in commissioning something in the future. Like when I've got a job again.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14788974 French intellectuals are like US noblists-none of them was born in France.
Anonymous
This thread is beyond creepy to me /tg/. It started off so good with the cheesy pick up lines about some girls ass.
northern /k/ommando
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MSN in emailfield, not cause I have the funds to commision paintings, but because I'm bored and I can't be arsed to puddle through the irc nets
Steam Could use a challenge in a game sometime
Anonymous
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>>14788738 >mfw this >mfw also i am a spaceship with axes Laughing God
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>>14788972 Dude, what does it matter if it's a woman or a dude? You aren't getting any anyways, might as well have a good chat.
And what the hell, man. "The internet is full of dudes" is a myth. I know plenty of real and fake women on the nets.
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>>14788989 I'd hit it so hard, you'd think it was an exterminatus.
Feel better?
Anonymous
>>14788984 He was also fucking commie. Once communist, always communist I say!
Potential Verdancy
>>14789012 Is that just for the Emperor or for poten/tg/eezers in general?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>14789037 Only good communist is baptized communist!
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14789003 >>14789003 Well I added you, but you appear offline and I cant send you any messages. :(
Anonymous
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>>14788972 Let me teach you how to do it.
Random photo at the OP's post with rate me = can be a woman, a vainly one, but more likely a troll dude
Femanon Emps = not whoring herself for compliments, is trying to make a profit with he art and doesn't talk with desperate morons
I think you can get your pick.
Morrowindfag
hah well, turns out i don't actually have msn installed on the can, nor can i be arsed, i wasn't that lonely ;P
northern /k/ommando
>>14789075 try sending a regular email then.
>>14789075 I'm online also... email me then I can add you from there? I'm not good with MSN
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14789098 I sent a very retarded one your way. Hope it gets to you
Are you sure you typed it in correctly? D:
Servant of the Emperor
>>14789040 I'm more looking for the feminine gamer, because i havent met many that could beat me.
That and the 'potent' part of your name... its worrying.
Laughing God
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>>14789098 >>14789090 Your guys' social skills are shameful...
"weren't that lonely" and only having one social contact is pretty terrible.
The perpetuation of the /tg/ steriotype continues, then.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Laughing God
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>>14789154 Why don't you e-mail me too? So ronery....
Potential Verdancy
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>>14789135 Fair enough. Suit yourself.
Anonymous
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>>14788944 HURRR, HURR, HURR!
Quoted By:
>>14789123 hmm. looks like one of the letters were wrong.
right one.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
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>>14789098 I cant even send you mails.
I don't think you supplied the proper email adress D:
Laughing God
SLOB
/sigh
Just broke up with my girlfriend of three years last week. She had an ass about like
>>14787878 and got into tabletop RPG's with me.
foreveralone.jpg
Morrowindfag
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>>14789320 How unscientific of you, out of the last three years, you've had 100% relationship. The chances of the next three years being in a relationship aren't that bad. If you extrapolate from teh given data.
Laughing God
>>14789320 Why did you break up to begin with?
Anonymous
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I´m about to broke with my girlfriend of the past two years. I share your pain.
SLOB
>>14789354 Because she cheated on me. Twice.
Laughing God
>>14789380 And?
Why do you care? I mean, if she wanted to be with the other guys she would... but there she was, with you.
I think you just lost your chance to be dating AND have the calls on your nights out.
Last time girl cheated on me we talked about how he was in bed for 3 hours and then proceeded to invite the fucker to a 3way because I called relationship rights.
SLOB
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>>14789272 Also, fuck yes. I love the GreasyMoose.
Morrowindfag
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proposed to mine -Yeah sure, i suppose, why? -Excuse to give you awesome ring i found battered on th beach and restored. -fair enough.
Anonymous
>>14789380 So?
Monogamy is highly overrated. Unless she wasn't putting out for you anymore, you're an idiot for leaving her for something like that.
Anonymous
>>14789403 >>14789415 Enjoy being cuckolded, /tg/.
Anonymous
>>14789403 some people aren't as carefree/open as you.
SLOB
>>14789403 Yeah, except she had this double standard where it was ok for her, but not for me.
Tom Strudel
All I understood about this thread is that The God Emperor of Mankind is a cute looking girl that wants to be a man and paints stuff for a living. Matt Ward touches Tyranid players in dirty parts. Some How Grey Knights Fight Godzilla in stripped hoodies. And finally Mods are random at banning. Also I got a freaking fever
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>>240 posts and 59 image replies omitted.Really /tg/?
Anonymous
>>14789415 first rule of polyamory: communication, communication, communiation.
if he says cheated, that tends to indicate a breakdown of communication, that he did'nt know before the act.
and poly's not for everyone. so dont try to push the happypolypeople bit down the poor guy's throat.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
>>14789439 Why would I want to be a man?
Laughing God
>>14789428 >>14789425 It's not to be cockolded or carefree.
It's to be mature. Of course I could act like a boy and go all "you don't love me" bullshit and moralfag, but women, as much as men, have sexual urges that only one partner can't cure.
Some are content with monogamy, some are not. Respect every creed and every need.
I think you are just insecure when there's no reason to be.
If you really liked her you'd deal with it, man style.
Now you got a handful of fapping, ronery nights... but hey! Your childish pride is ALMOST untouched.
Anonymous
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>>14789415 There's a difference between "open"/poly relationships and cheating. Cheating is breaking a social contract of the rules of the relationship, it displays a lack of respect for those within the relationship and the relationship itself.
SLOB
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>>14789455 I can speak for myself. I wouldn't mind being in an open relationship, but it would have to be with people I can trust. Going and getting drunk with people I don't know and then lying to my face about it does not exactly count.
Anonymous
>>14789481 Oh wow, you're one arrogant motherfucker.
Tom Strudel
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>>14789477 I don't know Some how now I'm reading about polymorphing ... God I should go home and rest.
Since /tg/ wants to be a little girl well woman might want to be a little boy or a big boy.
Someone save me from my self
Laughing God
>>14789437 Dude, if she is insecure you have to be more of a man and take her from her feet and beat the fuckers up to show you are there.
If not she will constantly prowl from one stud to the other.
And if its not ok for you its because she didn't want to LOSE you. Maybe she was so scared she would fuck up your relationship with her that she got insecure, an inbecil appeared, took advantage and BAM!
But what you did? You just dumped her like trash...
I wonder how she's feeling now.
You pig.
Morrowindfag
I don't believe that noone could be happy in a ployarmorous. It should work if you talk about it and you're both very open about it. BUT experience says otherwise. I've known MANY such couples in my days, and never once has it NOT been obvious that atleast one party was unhappy about it but going along with it out of a lack of self-esteem. I believe happy polyamorous relationships exists, just like I believe the Higgs Boson exists. It /should/ logically exist. Just never ever ever observed.
Laughing God
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>>14789501 Arrogant? Most certainly yes.
Wrong? Why don't you go and ask yourself that?
Am I wrong, mr. Creed?
Anonymous
>>14789533 If someone is that lacking is self awareness and the ability to communicate, they do not deserve to be in a relationship. She was trash, I just hope he got one last fuck out of her before tossing her aside.
Anonymous
Women are self-destructive, not made to be loyal, and need careful raising to learn how to remain faithful.
Anonymous
>>14789533 Did you, by chance, go by the name of ceogarch or ceogorach or something like that on /tg/ for some time?
Anonymous
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>>14789569 you know how to make a girl faithful?
I think that's a fucking urban legend to be frank.
Anonymous
Laughing God
>>14789541 The problem with polyamorous relationships is that you want something out of it and thats the problem with 100% of all relationships.
The moment you stop trying to get what you want too hard, you end up having a good time with someone you enjoy the company AND maybe get what you want.
Just doesn't push it too hard, dude.
Laughing God
Laughing God
>>14789561 No, my friend. YOU is the trash.
You want to "ge t a last fuck" out of the poor girl that must be feeling like a cheap whore and then throw her away...
No wonder she will never be able to trust or like another guy.
But for you? I think chimical castration would sufice.
Morrowindfag
>>14789586 Dude... you're dissapointed in your life. It's bleeding through your every word. Stoism is bullshit you know "Don't strive for what you want to have, strive to want what you have" and all that. Leave her and realise your self.
SLOB
>>14789533 The fuck? You weren't there when she would leave night after night, and I would ask like an adult if she wanted me to come along, and she said, "No. I need alone time out of the house."
You are probably right along the lines of her being taken advantage of, but I would say that I gave her more than every opportunity to allow me to intervene. And don't say I didn't defend her from her insecurity either. I've beat the shit out of men who have tried to take advantage of her in the past. She is the one that kept putting herself in those situations in addition to telling me to stay away though.
>>14789455 is right. It came down to communication. I tried. She didn't. End of story. Laughing God
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>>14789575 No. Always LG, sometimes Anon and sometimes HardCore, or HardcoreOverlord, mostly in other boards.
>>14789588 Lowly troll. U so cute.
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Oh boy. An already barely tolerable thread descending into people arguing with some cunt who can't empathize with his fellow man. Excellent thread as normal /tg/.
Anonymous
>>14789603 You're an idiot.
>Cheating is okay because they must have felt bad and that's why they did it. northern /k/ommando
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>>14788737 does anyone have the wallpaper version of this?.
Anonymous
>>14789586 Fuck complacency. Always strive for improvement within and without.
Anonymous
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>>14789425 What if we do legitimately enjoy that?
Laughing God
>>14789614 No, actually I'm pretty rad with how I live. And it's not bullshit man... I'm not telling you to stop wanting things, I'm telling you to not overdo it.
Selfishlessness is bad.
Selfishness is worse.
>>14789618 The problem is you guys take no responsability for your own actions. She blame you, you blame her. No one gives the goddamn arm.
Take the responsability, feel sorry, humiliate yourself, go after her heart, strike deep and strike strong. Not like a pansy crying guy that goes bahaw... but like a real understanding guy.
It's easy to feel sorry and blame someone. The hard part is to take that blame, stop feeling sorry and do something about it.
Anonymous
Women are basically docile, vindictive breeding factories on legs. From the day they bleed to the day it stops. The problem with this is, it takes many years before they realize age is gonna kill your sex appeal, and if you didn't get a hubby when you were young, one that you remained faithful to, you're dying alone. So women who cheat are always the losers. It tends to spread much faster that they're loose than it does about men. Men are at least upfront about it.
Anonymous
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>>14788863 God damn.
>this entire thread, except for the puns early on Go back to /soc/!
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>>14788863 God damn.
>this entire thread, except for the puns early on Go back to /soc/!
Laughing God
>>14789659 And what if I strive to be exceptional in complacency, feelings and the understanding of emotions?
One thing does not exclude the other.
>>14789637 Where do I use the words IS and OKAY, justapositioned and in the same sentence?
Do not put words where you want them.
SLOB
>>14789706 So basically you're telling me to take the responsibility for myself and her? That seems fairly self defeating.
FORON
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This tread... I don't even.
Anonymous
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>>14789706 >Selfishlessness Anonymous
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ITT: Reasons why I am thankful I'm married to a guy.> Bro to game /tg/ and /v/ style with, and share bitches.
Laughing God
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>>14789707 what I don't even
Dude, women is like us. They have roughly the same feelings. They chose to express it differently and are more inward than outward, but they act accordingly to the same laws.
You just gotta give your time of day to question the whys.
Anonymous
>>14789706 Selfishness is key to being happy.
Fixed that for you bro.
Anonymous
The poor guy likely got fucked over by some chick in the distant past, and now believes you cannot ever trust your fellow man or woman to remain faithful to you - even if you draw up careful guidelines that your woman is actually willing to follow, as long as you do the same. That's usually how people like he are formed.
Laughing God
>>14789753 Meh, not really. That way I would be the responsible, wouldn't I?
I'm more like telling you that you could've done that.
And look to what you are saying man? Selfdefeating?
Since when it was some sort of competition or game?
That's why women calls us imature...
Anonymous
>>14789747 I'm sorry, you never said "It's okay", but you claim that it's his fault that she cheated and then he gets pissed, breaks up with her, and you're like "Oh, poor girl, she must be so sad." Yeah, it's his fault that she's a stupid slut, girls shouldn't have to logic, amirite? We should control them, and it's his fault that she got taken advantage of.
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Shit, did I click on /soc/ by accident or something?
Laughing God
>>14789783 Don't mix "Taking care of yourself" with "Not giving a fuck". They are, most commonly, confrontational.
>>14789789 Don't know who you talking about, but that's a possibility. And loved the image, btw.
Anonymous
>>14789789 >mfw he thought you were talking about the other guy
God Emperor, are you still here? I WANT TO COMMISSION YOU TO DRAW SOMETHING, I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE WILLING TO DO THAT. msn is in the email field, bro.
Laughing God
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>>14789801 Dude, don't give in to personal feelings. I said that to show that her side is still a valid point of view.
Neither are truthes nor lies, both have weight.
She did something she thought was in the right, he did too. If she was in the wrong, so was he.
See? Not so hard to accept part of the fault, is it?
It's just a quesiton of searching for the words not said.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
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>>14789827 I paint. but added anyway
Morrowindfag
>>14789817 He was talking about you bro
SLOB
>>14789797 Undermining one's self /= game mentality. Except for the most serious of games.
I DO try and see women just as other human beings before specifically seeing them as women. They are not there to be competed with or conquered. By your very words, however, "Women see US as immature" you are categorizing and labeling in the very same competitive mentality you claim to abhor.
Anonymous
Women aren't like men, at all. The sooner you realize this, the sooner you'll start enjoying life, and the opposite gender.
Laughing God
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>>14789827 Passed your contact over to her, dude.
And she's a ladeh.
>>14789825 Actually, I said it's a possibility.
I could probably still be hang on my many relationships that didn't go right.
The fact that I accept my own failures and shortcomings confuses you, anon?
Laughing God
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>>14789863 I know bro. Just answered.
>>14789874 Hehe I enjoy that as well.
You know, before religion, law and crap, what was the matter was what role you played, not with WHO you played.
>>14789871 Actually, dude, I said they "CALL us immature". There is a large abyss between what they really think and what they cry to our specific ears.
I ain't labelling either, they can think whatever they want, they just say it a lot, you know.
hey, it isn't a precise science.
>time spenew The hell captcha.
Anonymous
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>But what you did? You just dumped her like trash... She cheated on him, she was trash. Now, if they agreed to open relationship it would be different of course, but...trash.