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Blacks Templar vs. Everything Green

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Orks AND Death Korps in a battle against Black Templars.

1500 points Orks
1500 points Death Korps
2x 1500 points Black Templars

Zeit: 23-05-11-1400
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Alarming news from the front: There are rumors about Friendly Fire from Units of the Black Templar. The Colonel said: "THESE ...!! Their interpretation of "Kill the Green Ones" is batshit! Instead of shooting the Orks they're shooting at us, just because we wear green!"

Rearward troops began to color their uniforms in brown but the expeditionary army on the front was already in the crosshair of the Black Templar and they were eager to kill everything as commanded. It was said to kill them, perhaps the Death Korps became Renegades?!
Surprisingly, the Orks were totaly happy about it: "New Green Friends! GREEEEN!" With these words they ran past the Imperial Soldiers towards the Black Templars. We were OK with this, this way we had a living, green protective barrier in front of us.
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Everything painted!
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