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> DM: Okay, so Sean is playing a nobleman, Kit is playing his bastard son, Emma's some dragon lady, Nick is playing a member of a rival house, and Maisie wants to be an eight-year-old ninja. Pete, what did you roll up?
> Pete: I'm a dwarf.
> DM: Uh... I *did* tell you that this was a fairly realistic campaign.
> Pete: I want to be a dwarf.
> DM: But you *always* play dwarves. It's getting -
> Pete: Alright, I'll be a human. A very *short* human. Oh, and I've maxed out my INT and CHA.
> DM: Ugh. Whatever. Just pick a house.
> Pete: Okay, I'll be part of Nick's. They're the richest.
> Nick: Small world.
> Pete: ...
Game of Thrones general.
> Pete: I'm a dwarf.
> DM: Uh... I *did* tell you that this was a fairly realistic campaign.
> Pete: I want to be a dwarf.
> DM: But you *always* play dwarves. It's getting -
> Pete: Alright, I'll be a human. A very *short* human. Oh, and I've maxed out my INT and CHA.
> DM: Ugh. Whatever. Just pick a house.
> Pete: Okay, I'll be part of Nick's. They're the richest.
> Nick: Small world.
> Pete: ...
Game of Thrones general.