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Anonymous !BVti6oOMEk No.15726305 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>15727558 >>15729151
It's about time for a "things I am no longer allowed to do" thread.

>>I am no longer allowed to combine every flammable and explosive item the party has into one backpack along with my caltrops and a ton of broken glass.

>>I am definitely not allowed to use a scroll of greater invisibility on the dwarf and have him chuck it into the room with the boss while the sorcerer uses ghost sound to make her guards gather around one spot on the floor.

>>And when the DM collapses the cave to punish us for these shenanigans, I am MOST CERTAINLY not allowed to foil his plot to deny us loot by talking the cleric into a few judicious uses of Summon Earth Elemental and Make Whole.
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