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Anonymous !!WxIfz10kl/J Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:32:00 No.15959762 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15959866 >>15960059 >>15960341 >>15961272

Hey guys! I know how much you like wizards, so I thought I'd show you this wizard name generator I made!

I just started it, and the wordlist is pretty small, so I need suggestions! Also, feel free to post the names you get if they're good!

http://mftcomics.99k.org/wizardnames.php

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:33:00 No.15959778 Report

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Stormaroo the Keeper of Trundle Space.
You are a learner of Plant-magic.

OP, this is just a little bumpable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:35:00 No.15959801 Report

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Waveiam the Kind of Angry of Full nelson Chest.
You are a monger of Pyro-macking.

Well, it did make me chuckle. So good job.

Dave

Dave Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:35:00 No.15959803 Report

Quoted By: >>15959810 >>15959853

Fakeicorn the Quickly White Junctioner of Wall Volcano

You are a master of Zap-cycling

>ALL WHO DARE ENTER THE LANDS OF THE WALL-CANO SHALL FEAR I, FAKEICORN, HE WHO RIDES THE LIGHTNING

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:36:00 No.15959810 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959803
ZAP MOTHAFUCKA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:36:00 No.15959812 Report

Quoted By:

Fatsprint the Unendingly Rad.
You are a scholar of Mammal-Jeffening.

What the hell is jeffening?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:36:00 No.15959813 Report

Quoted By:

Ripfake the Butt.

You are a buff of Woman-wrecking.

i laughed far too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:38:00 No.15959824 Report

Quoted By: >>15959880

Clenchfaux the Junctioner of Sword Sea.

You are a master of Whale-absorbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:39:00 No.15959828 Report

Quoted By:

Footbed the Cheater of Fucking.

You are a buff of Bitch-feeling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:39:00 No.15959829 Report

Quoted By:

Bendknuckle the Astronaut of Board Cave.

You are a smith of Satan-summoning.

i feel kind of mighty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:39:00 No.15959838 Report

Quoted By:

Your Wizard name is:
Dupemetal the Illustrator of Stealth Plains.

You are a buff of Paper-handling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:39:00 No.15959839 Report

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Zapcluster the Tony Hawk

You are a keeper of Rubber-Jeffening

I will also echo the "What the hell is jeffening" question, but all that pales in comparison to the realization that Tony Hawk is a wizard, and his wizard name is Zapcluster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:40:00 No.15959842 Report

Quoted By:

Ripsoul the Mender of Beard Mount.
You are a ward of Man-feeling.

It has potential, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:41:00 No.15959849 Report

Quoted By:

Punchcluster the Comfortable.

You are a waif of Scarf-disappearing.

>I CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH REAL MAGIC, MY SOAPS ARE ON.

Dave

Dave Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:41:00 No.15959853 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959803
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmCD904sS98ebxv0B

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:42:00 No.15959858 Report

Quoted By:

>Shinglewave the Unloving.

>You are a font of Paper-technics.

BEHOLD MY EXPLODING RUNES AND ORIGAMI GOLEMS OF DOOM

ALL SHALL FEAR ME, SHINGLEWAVE, MASTER OF WORDS. WORDS ARE POWER AND I HAVE BECOME SO POWERFUL I HAVE ASCENDED TO FONT-HOOD!

(This is kind of awesome OP. Needs more work though because it has potential to be truly glorious)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:42:00 No.15959860 Report

Quoted By:

Dumpcock the Correctly Clean.

You are a well of Man-recycling.

>OP... >:|

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:42:00 No.15959866 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959762

That's the Christchurch Wizard ... does anyone know if he survived the quake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:43:00 No.15959872 Report

Quoted By: >>15959889

OP here.
One of my roomates is named Jeff, and I put his name into every field as a joke.

There's a roughly 1/50 chance for each field that Jeff will show up, but for some reason the system like Jeff more than other words.
Weird!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:44:00 No.15959880 Report

Quoted By: >>15959886

>>15959824
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vcfUeKlp1IpmTLPIW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:44:00 No.15959881 Report

Quoted By:

>>Mountainsby the Fucker.

>>You are an expert of Man-wrecking.

Sounds about right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:44:00 No.15959884 Report

Quoted By:

Unicorntip the Benevolently Clean of Bitch Cloud.

You are a cleric of Monster-wrangling.

This is acceptable.

Dave

Dave Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:45:00 No.15959886 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959880
Bo-ring.

Not enough zaps...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:45:00 No.15959887 Report

Quoted By:

behold.

Tipbox the Awesome.

You are a wanderer of Necro-summoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:45:00 No.15959889 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959872

Flyhat the Jeffener.

You are a font of Jeff-techs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:45:00 No.15959891 Report

Quoted By:

>Busttrude the Rad.
>You are a well of Whale-mancy.

You bitches ain't got shit on Busttrude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:45:00 No.15959895 Report

Quoted By:

Stormmelt the Jeff Awesome of Raven Kingdom.

You are an expert of Bitch-replicating.

Yeah, I'm pretty fucking awesome.

Dave

Dave Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:46:00 No.15959899 Report

Quoted By: >>15959913

Cryo
Pyro
Chrono
Aero
Geo
Hydro
Neo

Mancy
Bending
dancer

wardrobe
astroturf
seaside
outlet mall

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:47:00 No.15959901 Report

Quoted By:

Your Wizard name is:
Bitcharoo the Wall rider.

You are a ward of Jeff-recycling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:48:00 No.15959905 Report

Quoted By: >>15959920

>Grenadekick the Astronaut of Sword Duplex.

I don't care what kind of magic I do, all yalls best stay the fuck out of my moon apartment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:48:00 No.15959913 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959899

these. THESE.

Dave

Dave Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:49:00 No.15959920 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959905
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vi5UVMGLcEpHw4oVb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:49:00 No.15959922 Report

Quoted By: >>15960004

OP again.

Guys, the suggestions you're leaving on the site are AWESOME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:50:00 No.15959928 Report

Quoted By: >>15959971

>Whiskeybody the Lecturer of Sword Lake.
>You are a smith of Bone-wrecking.

I'd like to trade lives now please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:51:00 No.15959930 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Ripbank the Fucker.

You are a monger of Satan-summoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:52:00 No.15959938 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Mulchwall the Knuckler.

You are a buff of Fight-technics.

H+

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H+ Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:52:00 No.15959943 Report

Quoted By:

Metalaru the Calm.

You are a monger of Sword-summoning.

I'll take it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:53:00 No.15959954 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Closefeast the Becomingly Spiteful.

You are a student of Sun-replicating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:54:00 No.15959963 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Fatcleave the Fucker.

You are a font of Cyro-warding.

I can't tell if I should thank God or be God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:55:00 No.15959969 Report

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Sinkbed the Nervous of Buttwrath Rock.

You are a monger of Mammal-feeling.

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY HOBBIES?

Fakeicorn the Quickly White Junctioner of Wall Volcano

Fakeicorn the Quickly White Junctioner of Wall Volcano Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:55:00 No.15959971 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959928
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmtzpAp9PSiAE0NoW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:56:00 No.15959980 Report

Quoted By:

Fatfly the Slathmason.

You are a monk of Bitch-wrecking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Aug 2011 23:59:00 No.15960004 Report

Quoted By: >>15960037

>>15959922
How long until they start appearing in the names?

and do all fields take from the same list, seperate lists or what? I assume you take from the suggestions list and put it into the appropriate section?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:01:00 No.15960023 Report

Quoted By:

>Splitgrenade the Defender.

>You are a ward of Leaf-handling.

so... a militant druid?

I'm... okay with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:02:00 No.15960037 Report

Quoted By: >>15960077

>>15960004

Yes sir! There are 11 different categories of words the generator can potentially pull from. Once the suggestions slow down, I'll sift through list and put them into the right categories.

So give it till like, tomorrow and I'll probably make another thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:04:00 No.15960052 Report

Quoted By:

Crushbeast the Desperate.
You are a cleric of Woman-techs.

Sounds right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:05:00 No.15960059 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959762
Crashworth the Rider.

You are a servant of Woman-replicating.

T.T..Thanks OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:07:00 No.15960076 Report

Quoted By: >>15960337

Your Wizard name is:
Feastkick the Warrior of Full nelson Plains.

You are a font of Satan-feeling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:07:00 No.15960077 Report

Quoted By: >>15960092

>>15960037
Cool.

I hope some of the dumb shit makes it in too. There are some really funny suggestions popping up on that 'most recent' list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:08:00 No.15960092 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960077
Oh heavens yes. Silly is what I'm aiming for, mostly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:09:00 No.15960099 Report

Quoted By:

Dupebeard the Slathmason.

You are a buff of Man-techs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:11:00 No.15960113 Report

Quoted By:

Grenadepunch the Slathmason of Savage Mountain.
You are a keeper of Whale-reflecting.

...I like reflecting whales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:12:00 No.15960123 Report

Quoted By: >>15960161

OP, how about making several input windows for v.1.1?
Then you wouldn't have to sort the words afterwards, just delete the shittiest stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:12:00 No.15960124 Report

Quoted By:

Drinkunicorn the Strokable.

You are a waif of Bed-magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:12:00 No.15960125 Report

Quoted By:

>Bitchfoe the Kind of Foreign Lecturer of Window Mount.
>You are a director of Fight-disappearing.

I think I'll have to make this character.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:12:00 No.15960133 Report

Quoted By:

>Spitbed the Grey of Butt Fort.

>You are a director of Scarf-disappearing.

Gwarsh, I wonder where the scarfs are going.

Dan the Viking

Dan the Viking Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:13:00 No.15960138 Report

Quoted By:

>Soultip the Mender.
>You are a smith of Rubber-mancy.
I shoot rubber cocks at my enemies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:14:00 No.15960149 Report

Quoted By:

Treeberg the Green Organiser.

You are a monk of Paper-replicating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:14:00 No.15960153 Report

Quoted By:

Deathsoul the Desperate Enlightener of Legend Sea.
You are a cleric of Ukulele-handling.

This sounds like an Abyssal character just waiting to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:15:00 No.15960161 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960123

It'll get easier to manage as I work on it more (it just got started yesterday). I'm a terrible programmer though, so it may take a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:16:00 No.15960173 Report

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Knucklefly the Knuckler.

You are a master of Fine china-technics.

Bestefar !!WxIfz10kl/J

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Bestefar !!WxIfz10kl/J Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:17:00 No.15960180 Report

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>Frothring the Adorably Grey.
>You are a student of Man-mancy.
Amazing

I laughed too much at this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:22:00 No.15960226 Report

Quoted By:

Guys! There are a lot of suggestions now! I'm gonna make it so it only displays the last 50. All the suggestions are still there, you just can't see them all at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:23:00 No.15960244 Report

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Scrubtit the Decidedly Strokable of The lost Jeff.

You are a font of Shadow-summoning.

>ladies I...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:23:00 No.15960245 Report

Quoted By:

>Buffaloherst the Groovy.

>You are a playwrite of Bed-warding.

I'm a 70s wizard gigolo. Hells yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:26:00 No.15960278 Report

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What I've learned from this so far is that 'Jeff' actually makes a reasonably good title.

Jeffening, on the other hand, I am less thrilled about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:31:00 No.15960335 Report

Quoted By:

>Pryaru the Quietly Jeff

>You are a scholar of Leaf-replicating

YEEAH (Whats a Jeff?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:32:00 No.15960337 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960076
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vKVXEKuMCDa5wdX8n

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:32:00 No.15960341 Report

Quoted By:

>>15959762
>Truckcock the Quickly Comfortable of Hughsbury Deep.
>You are an expert of Mammal-wrangling.

EVERYBODY'S GETTING RAPED! if you're a mammal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:36:00 No.15960392 Report

Quoted By: >>15960438

Hatfight the Drunk of Stealth Waif.

You are a well of Whale-Jeffening.

oh gawd i get drunk and do -what-?
YOU CAN'T BAN A WIZARD FROM MARINE-LAND LET ME IN. WHALES ARE MY DRUNKEN WAIFU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:36:00 No.15960398 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Chickenwarp the Nervous of Buttwrath Smithy.

You are a wanderer of Fight-magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:38:00 No.15960424 Report

Quoted By:

I am Paperclench the Condecendingly Awesome.
I am a master of Woman-recycling

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:39:00 No.15960438 Report

Quoted By: >>15960593

>>15960392
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vc1lu2OtNANfmsV2W

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:41:00 No.15960466 Report

Quoted By:

Your Wizard name is:
Stripestrike the Tony Hawk of Butt Land.

You are a smith of Mammal-reflecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:42:00 No.15960468 Report

Quoted By:

Bedtilt the Fucker.

You are a wanderer of Plant-recycling.

I AM BEDTILT BEWARE MY BOTANY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:44:00 No.15960487 Report

Quoted By:

Shingledump the Keeper.

I am a font of The night-sending.

>"All who oppose me... Beware the might of SHINGLEDUMP!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:45:00 No.15960497 Report

Quoted By:

Hatmulch the Deceptionist.

You are a ward of Fight-recycling.

YOU CANNOT KILL ME! I AM A RETURNING VILLAIN! FEAR MY BUDGET CONCERNERNS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:45:00 No.15960508 Report

Quoted By:

Your Wizard name is:
Tipgrenade the Eating of Shadow Jeff.

You are a director of Ukulele-woozing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:45:00 No.15960512 Report

Quoted By:

Boxiam the Butt of Buttwrath Wright.

You are a scholar of Bitch-wrecking.

WATCH OUT, BITCHES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:47:00 No.15960528 Report

Quoted By: >>15960534 >>15960535

Wreckworth the Slathmason of Fire Lookout.

You are a scholar of Paper-replicating.

:). You gotta take Jeff of "you are a Jeff of..." out, I would say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:48:00 No.15960534 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960528

Yeah, there are some fields where it works and some where it really doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:48:00 No.15960535 Report

Quoted By: >>15960558

>>15960528
But aren't we all jeff, on some cosmic level?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:51:00 No.15960558 Report

Quoted By: >>15960865

>>15960535

OP's true intention here was to revive the sleeping cosmic jeff from his realm in all our minds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:51:00 No.15960559 Report

Quoted By:

Liverdupe the Fooder.

You are a smith of Bone-recycling.

So... I'm a magical version of those machines that "mechanically separate chicken"

Anyone want a magic slim jim?

JEFF

JEFF Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:52:00 No.15960567 Report

Quoted By: >>15960590 >>15960606

Hey guys, this is Jeff, OP's roommate. I'm proud of all my Wizard apprentices. May my Jeffhammer of Jeffredry assist you in climbing the Jeff of Jeff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:54:00 No.15960590 Report

Quoted By: >>15960603 >>15960634

>>15960567

THE NERVOUS PILOTS OF JEFFMOUNT ARE SICK OF YOUR OPPRESSION.

WE ARE STRONG INDEPENDENT WIZARDS AND YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:54:00 No.15960593 Report

Quoted By: >>15960668

>>15960438

Ringtone. Thank you for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:55:00 No.15960603 Report

Quoted By: >>15960662

>>15960590
We can't kill him because if you kil Jeff, you become Jeff.

Best we can do is banish him to the bathroom dimensions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:55:00 No.15960606 Report

Quoted By: >>15960654

>>15960567
Actually OP, if you're still there and weren't killed by the Wrath of Angry Jeff:

You should rework it into v.2.0, where the program would write a small adventure for our wizard.
E.g., "Your wizard name is Jeff the Jeff. You are Jeff of Jeff. Your quest is to jeff into the Jeff of Jeffly Jeff, to defeat the Jeff Jeff, and retrieve the Jeffly Jeff of Jeff".
That could have potential, imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:56:00 No.15960623 Report

Quoted By:

Deathbeard the Breakable.

You are a waif of Bitch-Jeffening

The pimp with a sculpted beard

JEFF

JEFF Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:57:00 No.15960634 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960590
Your harsh words has summoned "Volcano Jeff the Alive"

He comes from "Fistfuck the Jeff of Fuckland"

(These are names that popped up in the beta I wrote down)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:59:00 No.15960654 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960606

Actually, my non-Jeff roommate wanted me to make some tiny roleplaying system people could play with and the generator would give you your name as well as a little adventure setup.

tl;dr, it's definitely a possibility!

JEFF

JEFF Wed 17 Aug 2011 00:59:00 No.15960662 Report

Quoted By: >>15960678

>>15960603
NO PLEASE! DAD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:00:00 No.15960668 Report

Quoted By: >>15960684

>>15960593
Hey, glad you like it! Taking requests, because this is the best thread ever.

Also, as non-OP who has the luxury of living with the Jeff, let me just say that I wake up every day surprised that I'm not in fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:01:00 No.15960678 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960662
Theres toilet paper you can eat in there, stop whining

JEFF

JEFF Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:02:00 No.15960684 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960668
That's because I turned you into the fire. You are one with what has ended your life as a fleshy non-Jeff form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:05:00 No.15960709 Report

Quoted By: >>15960753 >>15960865

OP,

how do you feel about your thread being hijacked by JEFF's awesomeness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:09:00 No.15960753 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960709
Perhaps that was the intention all along. Are we all not His High Priests?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:14:00 No.15960809 Report

Quoted By:

Your Wizard name is:
Wreckwizard the Ensconcedly Desperate Enlightener.

You are a director of Sky-replicating.

Ulmeyda !!892Ljc9ZHQr

Ulmeyda !!892Ljc9ZHQr Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:17:00 No.15960857 Report

Quoted By: >>15960878

>Unicornfuck the Awesome.
>You are a master of Bitch-absorbing.

I...uh..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:18:00 No.15960865 Report

Quoted By:

OP here.

>>15960709
see
>>15960558

Papayawhip Spandexthrasher

Papayawhip Spandexthrasher Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:18:00 No.15960869 Report

Quoted By:

Foottrund the Roundedly Terrible.

You are a learner of Staff-sending.

>I turn everyone off so much that gay men lose their boners

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:19:00 No.15960878 Report

Quoted By:

>>15960857
I found your portrait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:20:00 No.15960895 Report

Quoted By:

>Fightshingle the Mender.
>You are a monger of Ukulele-techs.

I will fucking heal you with my fists, and then play you a nice song

Papayawhip Spandexthrasher

Papayawhip Spandexthrasher Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:23:00 No.15960917 Report

Quoted By:

Eatkitchen the Organiser.

You are a student of Sun-summoning.

>This I can deal with

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:24:00 No.15960933 Report

Quoted By:

Can we archive this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:26:00 No.15960944 Report

Quoted By:

You know what to do.

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:26:00 No.15960949 Report

Quoted By:

Zapmetal the Supremely Awesome of Boat Sea.

You are a playwrite of Hair-warding.

... What.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:27:00 No.15960956 Report

Quoted By:

Your Wizard name is:
Clenchmetal the Awesome of Wizard Airway.

You are an expert of The night-replicating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:27:00 No.15960957 Report

Quoted By:

Your Wizard name is:

Bustbitch the Jeff Faithful of Thunder Volcano.

You are a Jeff of Bitch-technics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:30:00 No.15960991 Report

Quoted By:

>Rockfix the Contraceptively Long.
>You are a director of Lightning-magicking.

Wow.
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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:31:00 No.15960995 Report

Quoted By:

Your Wizard name is:
Openly the Cheater of Feast Castle.

You are a Jeff of Monster-disappearing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:34:00 No.15961022 Report

Quoted By: >>15961039

OP, how do you feel about the suggestions being hijacked by Bohemian Rhapsody?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:35:00 No.15961034 Report

Quoted By:

Flyberg the Quickly Unloving.
You are a scholar of Woman-magic.

>mmmyes, Flyberg doesn't really much care for... oh, how should I put this?

>... sleepovers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:36:00 No.15961039 Report

Quoted By:

>>15961022

I'm actually pretty okay with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:36:00 No.15961044 Report

Quoted By:

Your Wizard name is:

Deathfeast the Keeper.

You are a smith of Jeff-Jeffening.

How does one jeff a jeff?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:41:00 No.15961099 Report

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Jeffworth the Keeper of Wizard Lake

You are a cleric of Pyro-magic.

Siiiiiiiiiick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:44:00 No.15961114 Report

Quoted By: >>15961244

>Volcanosplit the Keeper.
>You are a learner of Satan-wrecking.

which on of you is a satan

i got some wreckin to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:44:00 No.15961118 Report

Quoted By: >>15961244

Your Wizard name is:
Bitchbuffalo the Defender of Fire Point.

You are a ward of Satan-technics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:45:00 No.15961127 Report

Quoted By: >>15961145

Your Wizard name is:
Fuckcloud the Fancy of Button Castle.

You are a master of Jeff-summoning.

JEFF HAS ARRIVED TO DO MY BIDDING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:47:00 No.15961145 Report

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>>15961127

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHIIIITTTT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:47:00 No.15961152 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Jeffbush the Painsmith.

You are a master of Man-wrangling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:48:00 No.15961161 Report

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>Boxclench the Carefully Comfortable of Fuck House.
>You are an accolyte of Cyro-techs.
I guess you would have to be careful when trying to get comfortable in a fuck house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:49:00 No.15961173 Report

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Tiptrude the Jeff Nervous of Fuck Cove.
You are a learner of Lightning-woozing.

Aw yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:53:00 No.15961214 Report

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Footsoulthe Contraceptively Calm of Ultimate Duplex.You are a Jeff of Monster-magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:55:00 No.15961236 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Waverabbit the Comfortably Frusty of Savage Smithy.

You are a font of Monster-Jeffening.

Oh shit, nigga. You can't make a monster out of Jeff. He is already DA BEAST

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:56:00 No.15961244 Report

Quoted By: >>15961259

>>15961118
Hey. This is
>>15961114

I WILL WRECK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:57:00 No.15961259 Report

Quoted By: >>15961275

>>15961244
Woah woah woah, pal. You have any idea how long it takes to technic a Satan? Go hassle somebody else, this shit's valuable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:59:00 No.15961272 Report

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>>15959762
GO TO BED JEFF

Anonymous

SUBMIT ALL SATANS FOR WRECKING

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:59:00 No.15961275 Report

Quoted By: >>15961308 >>15961317

>>15961259
My name is fucking Volcanosplit. Do I look like I give a fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 01:59:00 No.15961276 Report

Quoted By:

Punchfoe the Awesome of Shadow Cove.

You are a Jeff of Bitch-mancy.

brb, mancing some bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:02:00 No.15961308 Report

Quoted By: >>15961337

>>15961275
Look, bro, I don't know what you're gig is, but here in Fire Point, we keep our Satans and we keep them well. If you fuck with me, just know that Jeff above sides with me.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:03:00 No.15961317 Report

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>>15961275
Pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:06:00 No.15961337 Report

Quoted By: >>15961363 >>15961394

>>15961308
You want to talk about keeping? Do you really want to go down that road?

I'm the keeper. If its a thing, I keep it. Unless its a satan. Then I wreck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:07:00 No.15961354 Report

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>Fightly the Butt.
Oh, I guess I'll be some sort of silly guy. Oh well, I can handle being the comic relief.
>You are an accolyte of Sun-handling.
I AM AS A GOD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:08:00 No.15961363 Report

Quoted By: >>15961377 >>15961383 >>15961394

>>15961337
I'm the Wu-Tang in this scenario. Bring the mutherfucking ruckus. You know how many gatdam Satans I got? You're just a learner. You'll be lucky to pick one of them off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:09:00 No.15961374 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Tracktrund the Yellow.

You are a Jeff of Zap-replicating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:09:00 No.15961377 Report

Quoted By:

>>15961363
It's funny because Satan translates to mean "enemy".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:10:00 No.15961383 Report

Quoted By:

>>15961363
Bring it, Bitchbuffalo. I've wrecked more satans than you'll ever technic. I BREATHE wrecking satans.

Can you handle it when I split a volcano OVER YOUR HEAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:11:00 No.15961394 Report

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>>15961363
>>15961337

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:11:00 No.15961395 Report

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ITT: Pro Wizard Wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:13:00 No.15961413 Report

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Your Wizard name is:

>Stormaroni the Rainbow.

>You are a buff of Monster-handling.

I think yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:14:00 No.15961420 Report

Quoted By: >>15961795

Has anybody gotten Jeffjeff of Jeff, who is a Jeff of Jeff-jeffening?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:26:00 No.15961533 Report

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"Bustaroni the Junctioner.

You are a servant of Cyro-macking."

I choose to believe I am some sort of male gigolo broski. I mean, apparently I do a lot of macking of the Cyrodillian school, and "junctioning", and my name is "Bustaroni". It only makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:26:00 No.15961537 Report

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Horseworth the Fucker.

You are a servant of Sky-sending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:37:00 No.15961647 Report

Quoted By: >>15965346 >>15965440

JEFFQUEST
A wizard-wrestling adventure.

This is happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 02:51:00 No.15961795 Report

Quoted By: >>15963144

>>15961420
Jeff has.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 04:42:00 No.15963144 Report

Quoted By:

>>15961795
unfortunately for him, he's vulnerable to jeffening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 08:33:00 No.15965346 Report

Quoted By:

>>15961647
Your wizard name is:
Fightcock the Tony Hawk.

You are a cleric of Bed-warding.

Clearly, I am Tony Hawk, but in the ring I am knwon only as FightCock! I crush my opponent not with chairs, but BEDS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 08:43:00 No.15965440 Report

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>>15961647
Your Wizard name is:
Trucktear the Knuckler.

You are a Jeff of Scarf-absorbing.

When my opponents see me, they do not see a frail man, no. They see a wizard of great magical prowesss, and of even greater wrestling skill! For I am TruckTear: the Knuckler! For every opponent I destroy with my fierce noogies, I take their scarves and absorb it unto myself, making myself stronger with their own power!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:13:00 No.15967145 Report

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nump

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:16:00 No.15967170 Report

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Wavearoni the Legendary.
You are a master of Whale-feeling.

The sea was angry that day, my friends...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:18:00 No.15967183 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Titkick the Fucker.

You are a scholar of Woman-summoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:26:00 No.15967226 Report

Quoted By: >>15967230

Your Wizard name is:
Hammerworth the Warrior.

You are a font of Satan-techs.

come at me bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:27:00 No.15967230 Report

Quoted By:

>>15967226
Titkick the Fucker will tear you a new anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:31:00 No.15967258 Report

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>Ripchicken the Fancy.

>You are a director of Man-magicking.

RIPCHICKEN MUST GET BACK TO HIS PORN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:33:00 No.15967270 Report

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>Foejeff the Biblical.

>You are a master of Pyro-disappearing.

Let it be known that Jesus' actual name was Jeff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:34:00 No.15967275 Report

Quoted By: >>15967363

behold as i transform from my previous form to this

Treefist the Painsmith.

You are a director of Shadow-mancy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:46:00 No.15967350 Report

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This doesn't really contribute to the thread but I need to ask you guys for some help with my wizard.

The DM said we're all going to start at level 2, and I've never been anything other than a Fighter or Barbarian (honestly I'm still pretty new to D&D).

Anyway, I told him that I wanted to be a wizard and he set about telling me a bunch of good prestige classes I should work towards and everything in between. I think its min-maxing and I want no part of it.

I told him flat out that I wanted to be a Merlin kind of wizard, with the pointy purple hat and a purple robe with shiny stars on it. He gave me a funny look, but I kept going.

My name would be Mephisto the Magnificent, even though my character's name would really be Steven. He would refer to himself in the third person and would always sound hammy.

I then yelled in character somewhere along the lines of "MEPHISTO THE MAGNIFICENT HAS HAD IT WITH ALL THESE TRIFLIN' WENCHES!"

I then told him some more backstory about Steven, our characters are all orphans that are sent to a boarding school-esque place to train them for Adventurers to help make the current state of the world a bit more orderly for the crumbling government. I proposed that Steven was trained by a downtrodden wizard on the street (a homeless guy more or less) and was gifted my robe and wizard hat, as well as a certificate for my "Wizardly Powers of Awesomeness." I then told him that because of his emotional attachment to his said robe and wizard hat he won't swap them out for better equipment.

The DM kind of laughed and said that it wasn't a good idea, but I really want to roleplay a wizard that, despite being hammy, is still pretty damn serious. Its just that his character is a bit goofy and I think because he's afraid I might derail it with being goofy and stubborn about my equipment and stats he might try to kill me and make me reroll.

Any suggestions on what to do besides make a similar character if I died?

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Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:48:00 No.15967359 Report

Quoted By: >>15967387

>Bankwreck the Conjurer.

Okay, I guess that's pretty cool.

>You are a cleric of Whale-absorbing.

mfw

NO WHALE IS SAFE FROM THE AWESOME ABSORPTION POWERS OF BANKWRECK THE CONJURER.

I think I just found my next character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:49:00 No.15967363 Report

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>>15967275
that is now my favorite dwarf name

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:54:00 No.15967387 Report

Quoted By: >>15967398

>>15967359
(same guy)

>Mountainaroo the Herder.
>You are a learner of Man-magic.

Teach me the many marvels of Man-magic that I might maintain my mastery of mountainous man-herding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:57:00 No.15967398 Report

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>>15967387
(again)

>Clenchlightning the Crampener.
>You are a buff of Lightning-recycling.

It was perfect but you had to through in "the Crampener" didn't ya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:58:00 No.15967403 Report

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>You are a ward of Woman-reflecting.
sad face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 12:59:00 No.15967414 Report

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Your Wizard name is:
Fuckfeast the Fucker.
You are an accolyte of Fine china-summoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 13:02:00 No.15967431 Report

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>You are a buff of Man-absorbing.
Even sadder face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 14:23:00 No.15967904 Report

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>Bitchsby the Butt of Wizard Volcano.
>You are a cleric of Ice-macking.

Wait what. Some form of outcast wizard? Maybe he's got ACNE OH GOD THE HORRORS maybe?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Wed 17 Aug 2011 14:25:00 No.15967931 Report

Quoted By: >>15968255

>Horsetip the Warrior of Window Cliff.
>You are a student of Staff-wrecking.
NO MAGICAL STAFFS FOR YOU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 15:24:00 No.15968238 Report

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>Truckberg the Butt

I like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Aug 2011 15:28:00 No.15968255 Report

Quoted By:

>>15967931

Strikewall the Yellow.
You are a waif of Staff-replicating.

Let the games begin.

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