>Dark Heresy with "tweaked" not-quite-40k setting quickly derailed into Talking Funny In Space
>our boss is Loki and the Chesire Cat thrown in a blender
>my character is Paul; coffee addict, ex-ex-Techpriest, S-Grade taxi driver, and unofficial party face
>"ALL I WANTED WAS A SHIP THAT WASN'T MADE OF FINGERNAILS"
>end up in the lair of Anansi the Spider-God, "The Great Fucker", famed for his legendary harem and his warped sense of humor
>Offer him gift of multiple terabytes of porn, hacked/pirated from a truck stop
>Demands we tell him a story to gain an audience to his court, so we can sort out the interstellar zoning bullshit our boss sent us to fix
>Other two characters are girls, fail rolls vs. seduction miserably and can't speak English anymore
>I roll for mother fucking storytelling
>90+
>Brooklyn accent + flowery Shakespearean language
>sordid tale of love, loss, chrome fuckbots, 12-speed ratcheting action "upgrades", and the utter, heartbreaking tragedy of running out of quarters
Paul is easily the most entertaining character I have ever played. Fun times everywhere.
