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Famous authors as That Guy

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:15:00 No.18766212 View View Reply Original Report

Will, let me get this straight. Your character Rosalind is a woman, disguised as a boy, who disguises as a woman? What is it with you and cross dressing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:19:00 No.18766237 Report

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Howard, I know you like playing academics, but Delta Green is a little more action focused, so you might have more fun playing a character who doesn't faint every time he sees a ghoul. And no, you can't name your character's cat that, it's racist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:21:00 No.18766260 Report

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John, I appreciate the effort, but seriously, a 20 page backstory? And... Did you invent a new language for this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:23:00 No.18766275 Report

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Look, Wolfgang, I know that you are playing a barbarian with rage and everything but could you keep down the swearing please? Like just only every second word maybe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:24:00 No.18766283 Report

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Really Ayn? You're going to let the orphanage burn to the ground because they can't pay you? They're not parasites, they're children. Orphaned children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:27:00 No.18766296 Report

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Man, E, I can't even tell what your characters really want. It's like you just omitted their motivations altogether...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:27:00 No.18766297 Report

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It's a lich, Stephenie. It's not sexy, it doesn't feel lust, quit trying to seduce it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:27:00 No.18766301 Report

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Ted listen, could you.... Ted, just stop smoking that shit, okay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:29:00 No.18766320 Report

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Damn it, Chekhov, not every character needs a fucking gun!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:30:00 No.18766328 Report

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Franz, I think your shapeshifting into a bug idea could be cool, and it's not too hard to do in GURPS. But it's going to be hard to adventure when you've taken the maximum amount of the chronic depression flaw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:31:00 No.18766333 Report

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No, goddammit, your dreams don't 'feel real', stop trying to make up for having no legs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:33:00 No.18766338 Report

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fuck the samefagging, this is hilarious. do some big tg authors next

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:33:00 No.18766339 Report

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Dude. Vladmir. Quit hitting on the mayor's 10 year old daughter. I don't care how good you are at description, it's freaking the other players out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:35:00 No.18766357 Report

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No Nate, you cannot give the ogre a whip so it can punish you for your sins

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:36:00 No.18766365 Report

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Man, leave the fucking whorehouse already. We've been there for three sessions straight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:37:00 No.18766372 Report

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Stephen, if you have a moment please. I know you worked hard on this plan, and I admit maybe my hombrew is not perfect but could you stop the rules-lawyering and suspend your disbelief for the duration of the game?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:37:00 No.18766376 Report

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This 'Artemis' is... how intelligent, exactly?
And also /male/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:38:00 No.18766380 Report

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Dante, I swear to god this is the most blatant self insert I've ever seen. And he goes to hell and heaven without being harmed and watches of all the people you hate in real life get tortured?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:39:00 No.18766385 Report

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>>18766376
I don't get it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:39:00 No.18766391 Report

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>>18766365
I swear to god, these two and the fucking whores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:39:00 No.18766392 Report

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>>18766385
Have you read Artemis Fowl?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:41:00 No.18766409 Report

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God damn it Carl, what are you doing in our Dark Heresy campaign anyway?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:41:00 No.18766410 Report

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DAMMIT VIRGINIA STAY IN CHARACTER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:41:00 No.18766413 Report

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>>18766392
Yes, but I don't get the "male" comment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:42:00 No.18766419 Report

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I like the attachment for your character Marcel, but you can't take the spotlight for the entire session just because a female NPC rejected you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:42:00 No.18766420 Report

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>>18766413
Artemis is a female name. At least I thought it was...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:42:00 No.18766421 Report

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Good job Phillip, you've shamed and destroyed every god this setting has. You don't like religion, we get it already!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:44:00 No.18766435 Report

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>>18766420
Yes, but it's used on males nowadays as well. I've personally met a guy named Artemis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:44:00 No.18766436 Report

Quoted By: >>18766654 >>18766676 >>18766681 >>18766992 >>18768241

Terry, you're a great guy, but you keep cracking everyone up with jokes when we're trying to have big serious moments.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:45:00 No.18766447 Report

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...Get out of my house, John.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:48:00 No.18766464 Report

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You know I like it when people give me backstories, I really do and it's not like you don't roleplay them properly according to what you've wrote there.

It's just, I can't imagine it doesn't bother you how your characters always end up not doing anything of significance even though they are not boring, and I even keep giving you all these blatant hooks.
I mean, it's a real shame how all the other players never get to truly know your characters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:49:00 No.18766471 Report

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Hunter I wish you'd stop coming to games on... Whatever you're on. Hunter no the dire bats aren't real, quit kicking my miniatures. Oh gosh HUNTER CALM DOWN BRO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:49:00 No.18766472 Report

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God damn it William. Stop inserting your fetishes into the game. We get that the organisation your character works for is evil, you don't have to go on about hypnosis scat rape and erotic asphyxiation of ten year old boys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:51:00 No.18766487 Report

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Laurell, we know that you are a furry, and we can live with that but for God's sake stop yiffing in every game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:51:00 No.18766488 Report

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>>18766464
Lost it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:52:00 No.18766494 Report

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Focus Stephenson, Focus. I know bitcoins are interesting and all but you don't need to talk about them for ten minutes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:52:00 No.18766497 Report

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Oh wow lemme guess Anne, another faggy Toreador? And NO, we're not doing that incest game you mentioned, do those shitty ERPGs of yours on your own time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:53:00 No.18766502 Report

Quoted By: >>18767473

Okay, fine, you're the expert on guns, Tom! Did you really have to derail the game because you like military details so much?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:53:00 No.18766503 Report

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No, Friederich, i won't change the ruleset again just because you don't find the Will to Power attribute on your character sheet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:53:00 No.18766505 Report

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you are never DMing again George

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:55:00 No.18766521 Report

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I wish you would work on your roleplay abilities more and tried to keep the characters intact and without selfinsert, because you keep doing so many potentially awesome things.

Remember what you did with that guy's FATAL campaign? That was awesome. I wish you did more things like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:57:00 No.18766531 Report

Quoted By: >>18768547

Grant, half of this backstory is great, but I have no idea what the other half means. Your character sheet has been filled in with nothing but multicolored sigils, and I'm pretty sure you're on some type of hallucinogen right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:58:00 No.18766539 Report

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>>18766409
Fixing the Imperium? Waking up Emps so he can meet himself? Defecting to the Tau?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:58:00 No.18766544 Report

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Damnit, Steve, make up your mind! You tell me you want a horror game, I run a horror game. Why are you playing a parallel universe cowboy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:58:00 No.18766547 Report

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>>18766212

>Your character Rosalind is a woman *played by a boy*, disguised as a boy, who disguises as a woman. What is it with you and cross dressing?

fixed it for ya

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:58:00 No.18766550 Report

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I wish more DMs were like you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 17:59:00 No.18766553 Report

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Look, Art, I do not care if you keep rolling 20s on your spot checks, but some of the other guys are thinking you're using loaded dice, and no, you can't just make the barbarian marauders give in by telling them what they had for lunch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:00:00 No.18766561 Report

Quoted By: >>18766627

>>18766376

>Artemis
>A woman's name

OP confirmed for Xenos scum.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:00:00 No.18766566 Report

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Dammit, Bob, you don't need to articulate EVERY single piece of clothi- what is it with your obsession about tugging braids and smoothing your clothing down? And stop fluffing leadership as leading a damn harem, ok?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:00:00 No.18766571 Report

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Suzanne, this is supposed to be a post apocalypse game, figure out if your character is in love with the baker's son and quit angsting already.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:02:00 No.18766587 Report

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Brian, we're halfway through this session of Mouse Guard and you've only just finished describing the feast. Come on!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:05:00 No.18766605 Report

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Jesus christ Clive, I know you're trying to make it unsettling, but can we fade to black for the weird sexual stuff?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:05:00 No.18766606 Report

Quoted By: >>18766623

Dude, if your next game is set in a fucking cave again, I am finding another group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:05:00 No.18766609 Report

Quoted By: >>18766628

What about Tolkein?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:06:00 No.18766612 Report

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Rob, you play a barbarian like nobody else. But we have to ask you to stop pk'ing the mage. We get it, your character has had bad experiences. But it's really making Mike pissed off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:06:00 No.18766619 Report

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No Neil, I agreed to drive you to the gaming store. I'm not going into Hot Topic with you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:06:00 No.18766620 Report

Quoted By: >>18766661

Bram, buddy, the BBEG just got away from us and we need to go after him. I don't get why you keep saying we need to have tea and discuss what to do next in between action scenes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:07:00 No.18766623 Report

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>>18766606
The real problem is that DMPC he keeps adding in. At least he dies halfway through.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:07:00 No.18766627 Report

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>>18766561
FOR THE EMPRAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:07:00 No.18766628 Report

Quoted By: >>18766636

>>18766609
Did him, actually. Kinda easy to miss though.
>>18766260

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:08:00 No.18766636 Report

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>>18766628

lol nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:09:00 No.18766638 Report

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No Karl, party loot is not going to be distributed equally

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:09:00 No.18766640 Report

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You have HOW MUCH in bluff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:10:00 No.18766649 Report

Quoted By: >>18766662

OP
>Do Ezra Pound

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:11:00 No.18766654 Report

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>>18766436
Oh christ, how did you and Douglas manage to turn my grimdark campaign into a buddy comedy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:12:00 No.18766661 Report

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>>18766620
Bram you're going to have to roll to intimidate all these guys, and there's a lot of them, so you're going to get a penal-

Oh. Nice roll. Carry on then, I guess.

Bram, you know your kukri is only 1d6, right?

No Bram, you can't, it doesn't have Vorpal.

Bram you can't just decide what h-

Fine, everyone, Bram killed the bad guy, game's over now.

Bram, shut up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:12:00 No.18766662 Report

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>>18766649
I'm not really familiar enough with him to do that, it'd be neat if someone else could though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:13:00 No.18766668 Report

Quoted By: >>18766676 >>18766681

Still waiting on Terry Pratchett.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:14:00 No.18766675 Report

Quoted By: >>18766699 >>18766710

Listen Ronnie... the setting isn't real, okay? I just made it up. I'm worried about you, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:14:00 No.18766676 Report

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>>18766668
see
>>18766436

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:14:00 No.18766677 Report

Quoted By: >>18766776 >>18768275 >>18768809

Terry, we don't care how much "moral clarity" he has, your paladin mowed down noncombatants. He fell. Deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:14:00 No.18766681 Report

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>>18766668
>>18766436
He's busy ruining the dramatic moments.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:17:00 No.18766695 Report

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Elie, this campaign is kind of depressing, I- Oh god, oh god, are they really doing that? But they're all innocent, and that's so horrible. A-and we can't do anything about it until the allied soldiers show up? Why can't I stop crying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:17:00 No.18766699 Report

Quoted By: >>18766716

>>18766675
Look Ron, I appreciate how you say my scifi setting offers a good opportunity to roleplay, I really do. But I am not going to let your character have nuclear weapons, no matter his motivations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:18:00 No.18766710 Report

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>>18766675
Lost it at this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:19:00 No.18766716 Report

Quoted By: >>18767700

>>18766699
"Fine! I'm gonna go start my own game then! With brainwashing, and hookers!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:20:00 No.18766733 Report

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Five in INT. You put five in INT and 18 in CHA... you made him a commoner. And you broke the whole damn party when he went down. Dammit Johnny. Well Played.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:21:00 No.18766738 Report

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Sylvia, I know we're playing WoD, but a game can only handle so much angst.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:21:00 No.18766740 Report

Quoted By: >>18766768

Keep Going, Op!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:22:00 No.18766750 Report

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Listen, I don't think it's appropriate if your character touches children all the time and cries at every opportunity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:25:00 No.18766768 Report

Quoted By: >>18767555

>>18766740
OP here, I gotta leave in a few minutes, hopefully this'll still be here when I get back. Can someone do Steven Brust and Jane Austen? I can't figure a good angle for them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:25:00 No.18766770 Report

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Alan, seriously, quit killing the other PCs. You could stand to make a few less chaotic characters anyway, and those lawful stupid ones you made don't count and you know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:26:00 No.18766776 Report

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>>18766677
Fuck Terry Goodkind. He ruined a a promising series with his philosophical communist-religion hating bullshit. Not to mention the fact that Richard is a self insert Mary Sue. I'll never read another fucking book by him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:26:00 No.18766782 Report

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Really, Wells, is the last time you are GM, those tripods where tpk encounters! And damn it, Verne, stop trying to derail the whole campaign with your character's "exploration" of the setting!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:27:00 No.18766790 Report

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Hey Mark, I know you like GMing, but WHY OH WHY have you written sex scenes in the margin of our character sheets? I don't care how many whores you've fucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:31:00 No.18766816 Report

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Jim, this backstory is 15 pages long, and I still need footnotes. Little help?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:35:00 No.18766841 Report

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No, Isaac, even if you have a super large brain that doesn't auto qualifies Sheldon to have a super robot waifu as first follower. I'm going to kill her. Quit whinning.

And godamnit, all the scientists on the galaxy can't be boxing champions of the same sector at the same time. I think is cool that you want to play the badass nerd, but fisticuffs? You maxed Int for fisticuffs? We're not playing modern Isaac...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:38:00 No.18766867 Report

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Steve, I don't know how to tell you but... We are all aware that those "exotic" stuff you mentions all the time are not exactly "original". We are also aware of your "heritage", so stop pushing it please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:47:00 No.18766936 Report

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No marquis, I don't want to play FATAL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:53:00 No.18766992 Report

Quoted By: >>18767039 >>18767042

>>18766436
Terry Pratchett could never be That Guy.

He forged a sword of meteoric iron. His reading library dwarves most county libraries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:59:00 No.18767039 Report

Quoted By: >>18767572

>>18766992
He also thinks history and literature are for retards, when he cannot even math.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 18:59:00 No.18767042 Report

Quoted By: >>18767323

>>18766992
I swear, if I manage to end up at all like Terry Pratchett I will be happy with life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:36:00 No.18767323 Report

Quoted By: >>18767358 >>18767375 >>18767376

>>18767042
I must inform you that he wants to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:41:00 No.18767358 Report

Quoted By: >>18767550

>>18767323
Yeah, I know. Alzheimer's is a bitch, I can hardly blame him/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:43:00 No.18767375 Report

Quoted By: >>18767400 >>18767408

>>18767323
He doesn't want to die.

He just doesn't want to end up a drooling vegetable even more.

>Terry- Terry! You're level 6 already, cast a fireball! What do you mean you didn't prep your spell list?

No, we leveled three weeks ago, Terry. Just.. just look at your character sheet again, man. It'll be ok. No, we're not mad at you, Terry, you're still great. It's all right. Everything'll be ok, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:43:00 No.18767376 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767323
Make that Terry Pratchett minus the Alzheimer's.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:46:00 No.18767400 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767375

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:47:00 No.18767408 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767375
dammit anon you are making me sad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:47:00 No.18767410 Report

Quoted By:

Yo Rob, we get that you hate big government, but you need to calm down with that. You're starting to sound like a tea party crazy.

And goddamnit stop rolling polygamists.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:50:00 No.18767423 Report

Quoted By:

Get the fuck out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:52:00 No.18767438 Report

Quoted By:

Joe, explain me again, how do you get away every time with your fetish inserts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:56:00 No.18767473 Report

Quoted By:

>>18766502
Ok Tom, none of us knows anything about your character except for the fact that he's a white male. Maybe you could focus on describing your character a bit more and the weapons he carries a bit less?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:59:00 No.18767491 Report

Quoted By:

I need to talk to you about your character Jack. The backstory and the alignment indicate that he's some kind of modern zen monk, yet all you ever do in-character is hitting on every female NPC and getting shitfaced right before going on mission. NO, goddammit, making up a koan about beer doesn't count!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:59:00 No.18767494 Report

Quoted By:

Steve, I-

It's-

Nobody can pronounce this, Steve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:59:00 No.18767495 Report

Quoted By: >>18767516

Can we archive this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:03:00 No.18767516 Report

Quoted By: >>18767524

>>18767495
No. Only the High Council of Mods has the power to present an application for archival to Moot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:04:00 No.18767524 Report

Quoted By: >>18767557

>>18767516
Or, you know, we could use suptg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:07:00 No.18767540 Report

Quoted By: >>18767610

I don't CARE how it works, Jules, the airship just WORKS, okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:08:00 No.18767550 Report

Quoted By: >>18767567

>>18767358
Correction - Terry made Alzheimer's his bitch.

Remember that weird cryo-helmet that Detritus wore to make himself smarter? He helped design something like that, and it slows down the progress of Alzheimer's. A lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:08:00 No.18767555 Report

Quoted By:

>>18766768
> knowing about Brust
you and I are friends now.

But you're right, nothing I can come up with does him justice. Perhaps something in regards to the sudden shift in his campaign after his bro's death?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:09:00 No.18767556 Report

Quoted By:

Ray, you... you said this was going to be a sci-fi campaign, Ray. Not a paean to the lost innocence of childhood.

I would be mad at you, Ray, but I have to go visit my parents and hug them first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:09:00 No.18767557 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767524
or, you know, foolz is archiving every thread by default

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:10:00 No.18767567 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767550
I... uh. For real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:11:00 No.18767572 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767039
what? Link me?

I'm not a fan of the man, but I didn't expect this of him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:11:00 No.18767573 Report

Quoted By:

Andy, your wizard character seems fine but the picture you drew, I... Fuck, which of these in your character portrait are the actual color robes he's wearing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:12:00 No.18767584 Report

Quoted By:

...

That was the best game of CoC I have ever played.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:13:00 No.18767599 Report

Quoted By:

George, shut up!
I asked for a backstory for the charcter, not for his breakfast!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:14:00 No.18767604 Report

Quoted By:

Harlan, we lost to the BBEG eight sessions ago. Every session since then has been, basically, us in hell. Us becoming worse people, turning on each other, all our worst characteristics coming to the fore. Can we stop now? Please? Just let our characters die, I'm begging you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:14:00 No.18767610 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767540
Jules, buddy. I don't understand why you want to build a giant cannon. War isn't really in the themes of this campaign.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:16:00 No.18767619 Report

Quoted By: >>18767633

Damn Rob, sproutmancer? again? Oh sorry, it's a sprout gun this time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:16:00 No.18767626 Report

Quoted By: >>18767667

Someone do Edgar Allen Poe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:17:00 No.18767633 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767619
No you can't play an eternally-young Elvis. Not again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:18:00 No.18767644 Report

Quoted By:

Let's see here what you rolled here, Andie. Another amazon. I can't say anyone is surprised.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:20:00 No.18767657 Report

Quoted By:

Archie, dude, you want to do WHAT with that lever?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:21:00 No.18767667 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767626
I swear, if I see that fucking crow one more time...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:22:00 No.18767671 Report

Quoted By:

Look, "E. E.", I don't care if you're a poet. If you're gonna play in my play by post, you need to learn to use capitalization and punctuation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:23:00 No.18767678 Report

Quoted By:

Charlie, I'm not going to argue with the dice. You've successfully leveled your computer programmer into an international superspy. But Call of Cthulhu is supposed to be about creeping horror and doom, ok? Not wisecrack... oh. Black Humor bonus to insanity checks, huh? Ok, that makes a lot more sense, now.

Kicking neckbeard, by the way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.18767695 Report

Quoted By:

You said we were gonna play Mouse Guard with rabbits! You didn't warn us that you were gonna make it so depressing and violent!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.18767700 Report

Quoted By:

>>18766716

lost it here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:26:00 No.18767706 Report

Quoted By:

I like how your backstory gives me plenty of plot hooks and BBEG candidates... But look Michael, this soul-eating sword stuff, it's really overdone. Maybe you should have something more original?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:29:00 No.18767732 Report

Quoted By:

Jan, I know you like to have realistic responses from the world, but your character is neither a sociopath nor a cleptomaniac after clearing two dungeons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.18767750 Report

Quoted By: >>18767764

Stephen, how come you can never properly end a campaign?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:35:00 No.18767764 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767750
>Stephen, how come you can never properly end a campaign?

"What? You've got another idea for a campaign? Well, I don't know, I'm ki...

All right, all right. I'm in. I'll probably regret this, won't I?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:35:00 No.18767768 Report

Quoted By:

Oh come on, you can do a more original backstory for your wizard than "parents were killed by bbeg", can't you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:36:00 No.18767776 Report

Quoted By:

I like your characters, and how they tend to have some snappy stuff to say in a given situation. But why do they all have so horrid family issues? Patricide? Really? And just... how big is that family tree?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:36:00 No.18767777 Report

Quoted By: >>18767784 >>18767811 >>18767822 >>18767871

Fred..no, you can't...yes I understand that Orcs are just 'people too' and....well yes I'm sure they're mother's are proud of..fine fine, they hug you and thank you for your kind words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:37:00 No.18767784 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767777
Oh god my sides hurt so much

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:39:00 No.18767808 Report

Quoted By:

About your character...
...we need to talk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:40:00 No.18767811 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767777

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:40:00 No.18767817 Report

Quoted By:

Upton, I appreciate you making dinner for us before the game, but... Next time you run an "Ultra gritty realistic game" set in a slaughterhouse, please don't serve sausage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:41:00 No.18767822 Report

Quoted By: >>18767834 >>18767852

>>18767777
>well yes I'm sure they're mother's are proud of
>they're mother's
>they're
>mother's
Fred Rogers would not have made such terrible English mistakes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:42:00 No.18767831 Report

Quoted By:

No Henry, you can't play a druid that just settles down in the wilderness and chills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:42:00 No.18767834 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767822
Now now, we're good neighbours who point out grammatical and other mistakes politely and kindly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:44:00 No.18767852 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767822
He didn't, the GM made the grammar mistake.

Fred was just kind enough to let it slide.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.18767857 Report

Quoted By: >>18767897

'Dolf, how come you have your character is described as hating all non-humans, with an additions of "especially Jews?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.18767871 Report

Quoted By:

Hermy, Hermy, listen. Your character is awesome, and we're all very glad that you did piles of period research.

But this is the third session since you started your diatribe on whale biology. Enough already.

>>18767777
Interestingly, given Roger's views, I'm not sure he would play anything but a self insert.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.18767873 Report

Quoted By:

You say WHAT to the king of the elves, George?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.18767877 Report

Quoted By:

Okay, cut this crap right now. I KNOW YOU LOVE DESCRIBING ROCKS.
I have enough listening to you doing it for three hours straight.

And your characters are blatant Mary-Sue

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:50:00 No.18767879 Report

Quoted By: >>18767902

Hey Pat, you role play well, but I think you might be rule laywerin. I mean your character is awesome at everything unless it makes for a good story and he some how finds his way into the bed of faey goddesses and survives. Your making the other PC feel kind of usless. Maybe you should retire the big K, huh?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:51:00 No.18767890 Report

Quoted By:

Phil, I thought this was a sci-fi campaign, what are we doing in ancient Rome? Oh god dammit, is that the JAGS Wonderland core book? What did we say about DMing when you're off your meds, Phil.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.18767897 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767857

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.18767898 Report

Quoted By:

No Fred, you can't play an SAS agent. Nope, no MI5 or MI6 either.
'...'
Because we're playing DnD, Fred.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.18767899 Report

Quoted By:

You attempt to put out the fire HOW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.18767902 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767879
Now, that's not fair, we KNOW the DM is going to screw K over. Big time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.18767904 Report

Quoted By:

No, no Brian, I can't continue with the game. I'm fucking starving now, thank you very much. What was that? Deeper 'n' Ever 'n' Turnip 'n' Tater...

Fuck you. I'm calling a pizza break.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.18767911 Report

Quoted By: >>18767934

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.18767915 Report

Quoted By:

Geoff, enough! how are we supposed to make choices when you use every NPC to fuck with our perception of morality and ethos?!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.18767922 Report

Quoted By:

Yes Raymond, that was a very exciting session again. We were all really surprised at discovering a new species of elves, and that demon invasion totally caught us off guard. I think that brings the total to..9 new elven species and 9 demon invasions in...9 sessions, I believe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:57:00 No.18767934 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767911
I would have loved to have met him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:57:00 No.18767935 Report

Quoted By:

George, you realize there's no way you're going to be able to survive this, right?
Oh, you want to roll up a new character anyways?
Ok, but he better not be an invincible Gary-Stu like your last character; other people like to be important to the game too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:57:00 No.18767938 Report

Quoted By: >>18767976

Dammit Renez, please drop the philosophical bullshit. Just because you think your character is still alive doesn't mean he didn't get eaten by that troll.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:57:00 No.18767941 Report

Quoted By:

Raymond, quit narrating everything that happens to your hardboiled detective in third person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.18767946 Report

Quoted By: >>18767955 >>18768034

FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, SIGMUND, IT'S A SWORD. JUST. A. SWORD. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.18767948 Report

Quoted By:

Your staggering incompetence has left millions dead from starvation, caused a major hive planet to break down in riots and lead to you and your crew being declared Excommunicate Traitoris by the Inquisition.

Your legacy as a Rogue Trader is one of such utter humiliation and failure that generations refuse to even speak your name, least they curse themselves and their endeavors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:59:00 No.18767955 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767946
My sides.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:00:00 No.18767967 Report

Quoted By:

No, Gene, just because your character has flaw 'unreliable narrator' it doesn't mean you can just straight out lie to your GM. We're supposed to play a fantasy game and I asked for regular characters, like a rogue or something. Instead you made a SPACE JESUS and tried to slip him in without anyone noticing.

And those aren't even real words on you sheet!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.18767973 Report

Quoted By:

Jesus Christ, Howard, no, your barbarian can't fuck Stacy's character. And no "Negroes" are ever going to show up to try and rape her. Fucking hell, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.18767974 Report

Quoted By:

...dude, why did you kill my character?
Yhea of course he was threatening to kill you; he's a berzerker, that's like saying hello for them! Goddammit.
(It's Varg Virkenes, nerds.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.18767976 Report

Quoted By: >>18768027

>>18767938
"And stop telling us to give her the dick, she's the princess for god's sake."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.18767981 Report

Quoted By: >>18767986

All right, this is the last time I'm gonna tell you this Isaac. This is D&D, some crazy sci-fi. We play as things like Elves and Dwarves and fight with swords, not fly around in space ships and discover aliens that make us read our own thoughts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.18767985 Report

Quoted By:

Wait one fucking minute, Lyman. You're telling me after all that, my character wakes back up in Kansas with everything being a dream?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.18767986 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767981
*not* some crazy sci-fi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.18767998 Report

Quoted By:

How the fuck did you make a warlord with a charisma of 30?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.18768009 Report

Quoted By: >>18768041

Someone do Roald Dahl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.18768027 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767976
god damn it, I was going to say that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:07:00 No.18768034 Report

Quoted By:

>>18767946
"Is zat so? Tell me about your mother."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.18768041 Report

Quoted By:

>>18768009
All right, seriously man. This is Riddle of Steel. There are no giants and elves and fairies, and you can't try to convince the bandits to be friendly. They just want money.

Also, stop being creepy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.18768044 Report

Quoted By:

Dude, I know barbarians use intelligence as a dump stat, but if you're staying with an int of 1, your character can only express himself through guttural roars and basic facial expressions. Also, he pretty much can't make any complicated decisions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.18768047 Report

Quoted By: >>18768053

Rudyard, your elf doesn't need to "civilize" the humans in the party. There's no such thing as "The Pointy Eared Man's Burden".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:09:00 No.18768053 Report

Quoted By:

>>18768047
>pointy-eared man's burden
PFFFFCHT~

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:10:00 No.18768057 Report

Quoted By: >>18768069

T-this isn't a light hearted game about talking farm animals at all, George.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:10:00 No.18768061 Report

Quoted By:

Hey, has someone seen Buddy? He was playing an awesome bard last session.
He said something about coming to today's game with his airplane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:12:00 No.18768069 Report

Quoted By:

>>18768057

B-b-but we're supposed to be heroes! What do you mean, we're arrested, we lose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:12:00 No.18768071 Report

Quoted By: >>18768081

25 internets to the first guy that does Joe Abercrombie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:13:00 No.18768075 Report

Quoted By: >>18768113

This is a really fucking weird campaign, Madeleine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:13:00 No.18768081 Report

Quoted By: >>18768106

>>18768071
He was the guy who did the Blade Itself, right? I could try to take a crack at it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.18768088 Report

Quoted By: >>18768102

Umberto, why is your character sheet just a bunch of indecipherable squiggles? No, I don't 'get it', you can stop winking at me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.18768092 Report

Quoted By:

Clive, it's great that you're enthusiastic about your religion and all, but quit trying to sneak it into the game. You're not subtle at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.18768096 Report

Quoted By:

Wait, aren't we playing a detective mystery kind of thing? I can't even pronounce that! Ahh, you're driving me crazy, Howard!
...what, what you mean by that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.18768102 Report

Quoted By: >>18768123

>>18768088
...I don't get it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.18768106 Report

Quoted By: >>18768124 >>18768148

>>18768081
All right, seriously Joe. You're pretty good at narration and moving the plot, but seriously, what's with all the Barbarians? No, really. We have had exactly 1 social encounter, and we still ended up fighting. What the fuck man.

While we're at it, can you please stop with the all the rape and grimdark? This is high fantasy dude.

How was it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.18768107 Report

Quoted By:

>>18766260
I fucking lost it at 'Did you invent a new language for this?'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:16:00 No.18768112 Report

Quoted By:

...Is this supposed to be a character sheet, Mark? Why are there so many footnotes? Why is house in blue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:16:00 No.18768113 Report

Quoted By:

>>18768075
oh man I would kill to be in a campaign GMed by Madeline l'Engle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:16:00 No.18768115 Report

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I'm getting really sick of your characters all having psychotic breakdowns when they hallucinate that they're just figments of imagination in a roleplaying game, Phil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:18:00 No.18768123 Report

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>>18768102
oh sorry, I thought you were doing another author. disregard my ignorance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:18:00 No.18768124 Report

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>>18768106
Pretty good... Pretty, pretty, pretty good...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:18:00 No.18768132 Report

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All right, that's it. That's the third character of mine you've killed off in some ridiculous way. Slipping in a sauna and cracking his head open? Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:20:00 No.18768148 Report

Quoted By: >>18768160

>>18768106
Is that Abecrombie?

That smug bastard is completely full of himself.

Total asshole. But an amusing one. He'd be a laugh at the table in person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.18768149 Report

Quoted By: >>18768165

Why would they build a school 30 stories high? Why is everything so weird?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.18768155 Report

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No Orson, the room is clear, there are no secret rooms for people to spy on us from. You do not need to search the room a 4th time. And quit with this whole government overmind crap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.18768160 Report

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>>18768148
Yeah, it's Abercrombie.

>That feel when I accidentally read the Heroes first

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:22:00 No.18768165 Report

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>>18768149
>hfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:22:00 No.18768168 Report

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Quick, someone cleverer than me do Bakker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:22:00 No.18768173 Report

Quoted By: >>18768184

W-wait, you mean that nice dryad we keep asking for help died because we took too much? What have we done?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:24:00 No.18768184 Report

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>>18768173
;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:24:00 No.18768185 Report

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...

...this Butler is the most min-maxed character I have ever seen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:25:00 No.18768189 Report

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Jeez, Simon, this was just supposed to be an afternoon dungeon crawl, not a nuanced exploration of the cyclical nature of the socio-political ills of Waterdeep.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:25:00 No.18768190 Report

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Has anyone else noticed that Michael's basically taken over the game? He's killed off everyone at least once and dragged everything into this fucking alternate dimension law vs chaos bullshit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:25:00 No.18768196 Report

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Jeez Mary, I knew Promethean was a depressing game, but you really played the sadness up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:26:00 No.18768203 Report

Quoted By: >>18768235

Yes, Richard, we get that your character is gay. It's fine. You don't have to keep repeating it to us. And for the love of god, stop having him try to suck every male character's cock. Yes, Richard. He's gay. We know. -- What! Are you seriously trying to bugger the bugbear?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:27:00 No.18768209 Report

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Your character is a human computer, the heir to a noble house, a trained superswordsman, can use his voice to manipulate people and is a religious messiah? You need to let others take the spotlight sometimes Frank.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:27:00 No.18768212 Report

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So your character is one of the world's best super spies, a great fighter, and he's a master of seduction. Really?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:28:00 No.18768215 Report

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Yes Michael, it's very nice that you brought graphs. No, we're not going to look at them. We're playing Star Wars, we don't need to know the exact science behind everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:28:00 No.18768217 Report

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>>18766320
>Damn it, Chekhov, not every character needs a fucking gun!
I lost it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:29:00 No.18768225 Report

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Your sentient-AI space ship can do /what/?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:29:00 No.18768228 Report

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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK HARRY.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:29:00 No.18768233 Report

Quoted By: >>18768343

Listen, this has GOT to stop! I mean, I have nothing against you playing a wizard who specializes in social and knowledge skill checks, but come on - ELEVEN reincarnations?! This template is WAY too overpowered.

And just for the record, I still regret letting you steal the time-travel device of the BBEG and install it in your Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:30:00 No.18768235 Report

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>>18768203

>> bugger the bugbear
my sides...!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:30:00 No.18768241 Report

Quoted By: >>18768257 >>18768267

>>18766436
More like:
For the last time Terry, we're in the dungeon trying to find the magic sword. Pay attention to the plot. Do you even have any short term memory?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:32:00 No.18768251 Report

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No, we are not taking the beholder corpse with us, you sick fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:32:00 No.18768257 Report

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>>18768241
>Pratchett
>memory

:(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:33:00 No.18768259 Report

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Wh

Where are all the young men from the village Erich

Where have they gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:34:00 No.18768267 Report

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>>18768241
You bastard.
Just go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:35:00 No.18768275 Report

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>>18766677
Terry my pal, I don't think you're really clear on what being in an adventuring party means. Your interactions with the other PCs, you sound like an accountant you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:36:00 No.18768279 Report

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>>18766212

so let me get this straight, you're character is "the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude" have I got that right?

i think your dangerously close to going full retard man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:37:00 No.18768290 Report

Quoted By: >>18768318

I think we're gonna need a new thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:39:00 No.18768307 Report

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Nasu, man, you seem to be constantly playing characters who are either dangerously psychotic or emotionally damaged, and they're all girls. Anything you wanna share with the group?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:40:00 No.18768318 Report

Quoted By: >>18768373

>>18768290
I think we should expand the next thread to historical figures in general, I'm running out of authors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:41:00 No.18768329 Report

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>>18768320
>>18768320
NEW THREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:43:00 No.18768343 Report

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>>18768233
Lost it and I survived the Douglas Adams and Terry Practhet ones. DAMN YOU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:47:00 No.18768373 Report

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>>18768318
>dm: so let me get this straight you want to play a character who is a master painter, sculptor, architect, musician, scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, geologist, cartographer, botanist, and writer who constantly mocks the church AND yet they still commission him for work?! I'm calling a fucking Mary sue you (insert 4chan-esc rant here about Mary sues and the people who play them)
>player: does it help my case that he's in his 60's?
>dm: no! change your character so he isn't such a Mary sue!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 21:55:00 No.18768446 Report

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Someone do Garth Nix, I'm not feeling very clever today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:07:00 No.18768547 Report

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>>18766531
...Does his shirt say "cock"?

The Bearded Poet

The Bearded Poet Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:40:00 No.18768809 Report

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>>18766677
I lost it on this one. Perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 01:32:00 No.18770521 Report

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I sure hope this one is being archived, it deserves it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 03:01:00 No.18771414 Report

Quoted By: >>18771448

Still waiting on Robert Lynn Asprin and Dan Abnett...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 03:03:00 No.18771448 Report

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>>18771414
Check the new thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 04:59:00 No.18772897 Report

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Congragulations Milton, you just commited 1st degree regicide. Now this is the part where we roll for your style of execution.

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