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Anonymous !!p+mQRoefJzS No.18857254 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>18857262 >>18857269 >>18857313 >>18857316 >>18857828 >>18857909 >>18860955
>Be a medieval peasant
>Local lord goes to war, forced conscription on every man that's able to serve in the army
>Be one of those
>Be engaged
>Fight battles
>Lose friends
>Fight more battles
>Lose more friends
>Finally, after 3 years, return home
>Fiancee ran off with a rich merchant, thinking you were dead
>Track her down, she screams at you for leaving her
>Her husband bribes guard, he throws you out of the city
>Get married to the big-breasted, slightly overweight, redheaded daughter of the baker
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