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ATTENTION FUCKSTICKS OF THE LITANY OF LITANY'S LITANY.
WE HAVE A CHICK ONBOARD NOW. YEAH, I KNOW, IT’S FUCKING AWESOME, BUT I NEED TO LAY DOWN TWO GROUND RULES:

NO GRABBY-HANDS. THIS IS MORE FOR YOUR BENEFIT THAN HERS. I’M BEING SERIOUS, SHE’LL FUCK YOU UP.
YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP WALKING ROUND IN YOUR BOXERS. I’M TALKING TO YOU JOHN.
ALRIGHT, THAT’S IT, NOW GET BACK TO WHATEVER REDUNDANT SHIT YOU WERE DOING BEFORE YOU STARTED LISTENING TO ME WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR EXISTENCE. EMPEROR HELP YOU IF YOU WEREN’T.