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>DnD 3.5
>Play a necromancer
>True Neutral, no deity
>Human. Tall, pale, bald, always wears a black cloak
>Rarely says anything

>Third quest: DM drops us in a town where some cruel murders are happening
>No corpses are left, only blood.
>Party consists of a CG Half-Orc Fighter, LN Dwarf Priest, female NG Bard
>After some questioning we go to investigate some creepy old house
>When we go in the team is split up. Some magic trap.
>We all go around, rolling every time the perspective switches
>I roll 17
>Suddenly I'm in a room filled with animated corpses
>They're the murdered victims
>They're all doing very suggestive grinding
>Our DM is weird
>The murderer (your typical white-haired prettyboy) sits in the middle