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>you find a vial of unidentified liquid
>"i drink it"

>you see a strange man walking up the path toward you
>"i stand and challenge him"

>this cavern is known to be inhabited by kobolds
>"kobolds are weak. i run in front of the rogue"

>the king warns you against a particular course of action
>"i don't need his approval"

>a character begins glowing with holy light
>"he must be possessed. i attack him"

>you find a strange wand carved from marble and engraved with warnings in every language telling you it is a bad idea to activate this item
>"i activate blindly"

>mfw they wonder why they die