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yesterday we had fun greentexting funny stories about what would happen if we were primarchs and lived with emps and other primarchs as one space empire superpower family we never had

so i would like to repeat that

so far we fleshed out:
>alpharius is stealthy as fuck, cant find him ever
>some of mortarions gases are trippy
>fulgrim is a perfect being, everyone agrees
>emperor is a horrible father, never gives a fuck about anything
>horus likes to show off how great he is
>robot girlyman ir control hungry freak
>russ likes to drink and party
>sanguinius is regarded as paragon of kindness, everything he does everyone views as kind deed, even if he didnt mean it or how small the deed was
>lorgal likes his father too much
>dorn and perturabo like to argue who is better at sieges, perturabo always attacking, dorn always defending