1) "Adventures, you want to step? Aite!"
I'm the biggest bad, since a little bat called vlad
my flow is so mad it's a verbal symbol of insanity
I'm rolling with my crew, and there's nothing you can do to me
We're just like you, just better post-humanity
Beats so sick we're impressing Papa-N
We've beaten you before, we'll go again
In my den, you're just men, soon you'll be ex-men
And I don't mean wolverine, more like Banshee
Death is a fact of life, you can't evade some taxes
You're mortal underfoot, and that's just what the facts is
Now if you throw your rhymes, they'll hurt more then your axes
Even if ya minmax your attacks there's something it lacks
. . .Oh, right, damage - effective as your rhymes
Now I'll give you credit, my horde, you met it
Didn't just let it, conquer you so easily
I make a little edit, this time I head it,
but just as I said it, 'TIME STOP'
<evil laugh>
. . . aaaand resume, to your doom, look 'round the room
Notice the decoration for your new tomb
(3e) Fireball? Boom! (2e) haste? Zoom!
Been in this game, since the white box
I got all the magic, like a playset of mox
Wish like H.G. Wells for 7e spells,
Y'know what's tragic? I used a feat to wield glocks.
But with my statline, it's a moot issue
I'll go through you like teenagers through tissue
Except at the end there won' be no regrets
There's always more vets ready to make threats.
Mr Skeleton, give me a beat. It's time to dance."
2) My blinging lair mid party, with skeletons/zombies dancing everywhere, vampires just hanging out, a ghoul getting high up the back with some banshees he knows.
3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SE_4yuiqdw