Members of the Conference, we have assembled here today to address the the growing threat of the Human menace that is now on our doorstep.
ForceCommander !!Pi2lio3eMyU
Are you proposing to go to war?
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23577915 As speaker of the conference, it is not up to me what decision is made. I am simply expressing the agenda that is at hand due to the immediacy of this crisis.
More to the point, it is up to the representatives assembled here in this chamber to decide what action we take against the humans.
Anonymous
>>23578006 Is humanity even aware of intergalactic laws and treaties? If not, it is a communication failure on your part.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
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>>23578018 You know full well that mankind is aware of intergalactic law. The signature of their leader is marked besides our own on the Treaty of Sedna. They have even sent ambassadors to this chamber.
ForceCommander !!Pi2lio3eMyU
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>>23578006 I say we intimidate them. If they realize what they standing against they will surely reconsider further violations.
Grand P'loon of Flattar V
>>23577890 I agree, your honourable frumpness.
These humans need to be taught a lesson, can you remember what happened last time we gave them access to one of our breeding planets?
Totally not a human
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I vote we distract them with porn, booze, and hookers.
Representative of Emirp EROC
ATTENTION PITIFUL ALIEN-MEAT THINGS.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23578057 Please, would the honourable representative of Flattar V refrain from that kind of talk. That is a sensitive subject. The Rape of Tradiciaj Ludoj is very much in all of our memories.
Grand P'loon of Flattar V
>>23578151 >My favourite times on this board are these threads, where we suddenly have loads of noodle incidents. Need I remind you, Speaker, and some of the *ahem*...newer races among us...
...that Tradiciaj Ludoj was the name of the planet?
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
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>>23578190 Yes it was. Didn't you learn history in school?!
(Based off this IRL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre )
Minister of Commerce
>>23578057 >>23578151 Forgive my intrusion your grace, but the fact of the matter is do we even have the capability to wage war with the hopes of victory?
Yes, Tradicaij Ludoj will forever remain in our hearts, but the humans continue to spill forth more of their vast din.
It is an immutable fact, that all attempts at defeating the humans by means of force have failed. They overran the great Voxerox Kingdom in a mere decade, and there are still no reports of survivors from the Coalition of 7 Empires.
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:09:48 No. 23578265 Report >>23577890 Oh please everyone knows that treaty was broken 500 cycles ago. Your own species was once considered a galactic pest, yet your species matured. I suspect no different from this species. Ambition is key of survival, which most species here have forgotten. If there is war, we the Spider People shall cast our webs with that of the Humans.
Representative of Emirp EROC
>>23578265 ACTUALLY, WE LITERALLY RIPPED APART THE ORIGINAL COPY.
I MEAN THEY.
Biggest Boss Gutsmasha of Da Orks
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Dem gitz is havin all da fun. I sez we krump 'em, and show dat we still da boss. If dey still want foighten, den dats what we'll do. WAAAAAAGH!!
Anonymous
As representative of the Voluk's, whom have become quite happy to make the humans our snacks and play things, I vote that we use electro-magnetic weaponry to disrupt their technology heavily.
Representative of Emirp EROC
>>23578338 WHAT *ahem* are the coordinates of your species homeworld? The Aboriginal Delegation of Emirp Eroc would like to send you gifts for your valiant destruction of those filthy reb- I mean humans.
Grand Hizooral'Ithlick of Tarshish
>>23578256 I must attest to the Minister of Commerce claims as valid.
I was witness to a battle where we unleashed a most terrible Ghlurkiss upon the humans It felled their vehicles with a swing of it's tentacle, and spew it's acid blood in the sky upon their aircraft.
The human's sent millions of their kind with mere lazers and bayonets, and bled the Ghlurkiss to death. The humans proclaimed it a great victory!
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:18:50 No. 23578395 Report >>23578310 Treaties are non-binding without equal representative in Galactic Parliament. Spin the web of lies which ever way, it was a faux treaty.
Representative of Emirp EROC
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>>23578373 Ah, I think the problem here is that you're sending unarmored squidmonsters against men with guns and lasers. I mean, that's simply a failure of tactics right there. Have you tried using millions of digitally copied minds in robot frames?
Marklar Marklar, Marklar of Marklar
Perhaps it is that these marklar do not understand our marklar. Their marklar should be marklar, made marklar by our marklar. If we marklar can ever hope to marklar these marklar, we must marklar their marklar within our own marklar so that all marklar may marklar in marklar.
Grand Drainer of the Voluk
>>23578370 Come now, Representative, I am sure you remember just how much we enjoy our secrecy. However, we shall nit be ingrates, I shall set up a meeting for you with a third party whom we trust.
Representative of Emirp EROC
>>23578431 Is it like where you sent the Delegate of Thrice, and that planet made of sentient magma?
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23578256 You're very welcome to contribute to the discussion, Mr. Minister, you have no need for forgiveness. Humanity has breached a vital treaty and as you have said, committed horrendous atrocities against our neighbours. When our Confederation is endangered by such a colossal threat, is it not essential that we make all provisions necessary to defend ourselves?
>>23578395 The treaty was signed by both parties and overseen by representatives from the neutral Helvetican Alliance. It was legal and ratified in every sense of the word.
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:23:23 No. 23578498 Report >>23578419 That is too lewd for this floor, Marklar. Take your Marklar in Marklar and leave the Marklar.
Anonymous
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aliens and monsters I shot your friends and I dont want to shot you too
Grand Drainer of the Voluk
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>>23578451 Yes, but that whole thing was a mishap of massive proportions. You will note, the previous Grand Drainer met with a... questionable end... only a few cycles after it.
>>23578467 I am still firmly voting that we, the Voluk, be allowed to raise them as the cattle they are.
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:25:22 No. 23578530 Report Quoted By:
>>23578467 Neutral party that was later dissolved no less than 1 cycle after signing the treaty. The remnants of that alliance are still with us today here in the parliament.
Xshunq, Reaper of Woe
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>>23578395 >web references >my sides >>23578373 Let's face it 'Lick, that giant squid you sent it is little more than shock tactics. If anything armed with more than a nerf sword goes after it, it's completely useless!
Force Commander of the Galctic Army
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>>23578467 I agree. We must defend ourselves. Humans are a very warlike species. Their traditions of combat go to early begginings of their race.
Representative of Emirp EROC
>>23578467 ALRIGHT, your blatant failure to grasp Terran culture has driven me to confess: I'm actually a representative from one of the main factions of the "humans" as you call us. We've mostly been wondering why you were indiscriminately attacking all humans everywhere.
The so-called Alliances, Federations, and Empires of "All Humanity" are full of shit. We're more divided than the Polygons of Segmenta, it's just that the Federation of Humanity got diplomats to you first, and by the time we realized what they'd done, you'd already started at us for disobeying that stupid treaty.
Marklar Marklar, Marklar of Marklar
>>23578498 You marklar! Do you....marklar...think we marklar have marklar for marklar? Marklar assumed this marklar was in the marklar of marklar, but it is now marklar that these marklar are being marklar in MARKLAR!
Perhaps it is MARKLAR who should marklar their marklar?
Grand Drainer of the Voluk
>>23578547 Oh, my, a human! Speaker, I vote that we have a temporary recess, and I will... ahem... discuss something of great importance with this human representative.
And no, I am not salivating. That is silly. Voluk don't produce saliva.
Representative of Emirp EROC
>>23578582 I'm Patterned idiot. There's approximately the same organic content in this shell as in the average GalacDonalds Pleasing Feast.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23578547 You fool. Your lies will not pass by me. Firstly, my species is psychic. And secondly, this confederacy has been observing mankind since they were still using nuclear technology!
We know of their culture, their way of life, their compulsive lies.
Guards, arrest this infiltrator and hold him in the Vaccum Brig!
Force Commander of the Galctic Army
>>23578582 Yes they do I remember a Volukan Genral spilling his Saliva all across the holographic map of galaxy. It took us weeks to get it off.
Representative of Emirp EROC
>>23578606 WHAT PART OF "I'M A ROBOT" DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND!?
This shit right here is what I'm talking about! You assholes don't know anything about us, and furthermore locking me in the brig is infringing my right to represent my empire.
Xshunq, Reaper of Woe
>>23578617 You know how the Volukan love the idea of taking over the galaxy?
Well, I heard it wasn't saliva...
Marklar Marklar, Marklar of Marklar
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>>23578557 Marklar! Do not marklar these marklar. We marklar have always marklar your marklar to be wise and true. Your marklar shall always have a marklar in our marklar.
Force Commander of the Galctic Army
>>23578606 Uhh Speaker? I don't think that is a wise idea. I know that throwing Humans in vaccum kills them. And pretty effectively I might add.
Grand Drainer of the Voluk
>>23578600 Idiot? Ahh, you see, this is why we can't have nice things. Such spurious insults, so quickly given. This is why neither you, nor your Progentior's, will ever amount to much in the grand scheme of things.
Grand Drainer of the Voluk
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>>23578617 >>23578641 No, that was a rather poor reaction to some bad blood. See, this is what happens when we're not allowed to properly regulate the growth of humans. We can only do so much to filter out blood born pathogens and the like; much better that we simply eliminate the problem at its roots.
Representative of Emirp EROC
>>23578657 Why are you all so MEAN to us? Seriously, if you paid attention to anything other than Star Trek, you'd know our culture doesn't work that way!
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23578655 It is not an organic lifeform. It is an automaton. It will survive the vacuum brig.
>>23578636 You had no right to be here in the first place. Your so-called faction has never partaken in any moves for membership of this confederacy. It is in our legal right to restrain any uninvited insurgents how we see fit.
Representative of Emirp EROC
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>>23578703 Actually, we filed as "Aboriginal Mechanoids of Emirp EROC". Should be in the archives, we've been here about a month.
Grand Drainer of the Voluk
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>>23578686 With us, it's a matter most easily approximated to that of why it is you keep your cows and chickens crammed into tight confines, pumped full of drugs, fed horrible mixes of slop called food, and slaughter them wholesale.
Humans have no real respect for the animals they grow to eat; it's predator and prey. The same can be said of my kinds relationship with them.
About the most you can expect from us is a quick "thank you" before we eat.
Anonymous
>>23578103 Wait, wait, wait. You some kind of Cybran?
I thought the Armistice agreement stated that the UEF would be the first to approach these fine fellows regarding their fine and possibly depopulated planets?
Representative of Emirp EROC
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>>23578737 Read a history book, you rube! Gawd, one apocalypse and the youth forget EVERYTHING. Oh, and you can have our planets surfaces, but the mineral rights are ours.
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:41:02 No. 23578812 Report >>23578636 He's quite correct. Binding legalgstions says he has a right to fillabuster his way to avoid arrest and to get his views across. Now sythtoid, I suggest you explain from the beginning.
Anonymous
(in high orbit and not detected) (watching a hacked A/V feed in the confence room) (smirking) some how this amuses me. it's almost a shame we're have to purge these xeno scum. almost. (loads bolter gun)
Xshunq, Reaper of Woe
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Xshunq tires of these arguments.
Anonymous
>>23578812 Being a Killbot powered by an dimensional energy syphon just might give him the endurance to filibuster past the average council members lifespan.
Grand Drainer of the Voluk
>>23578850 (And that is about the time that just about all the electronics systems on the craft become disabled. Fucking Volukan's and their stealth tech and fondness for making electronics die.)
Just a moment, Speaker, I am being told... oh... hmm, that's interesting. Apparently, one of my compatriots ordered take out.
Heh heh heh.
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:44:44 No. 23578881 Report SPEE-KER OF PAR-LA-MENT.
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:45:09 No. 23578889 Report Quoted By:
>>23578557 Marklar you know tha Marklar is Marklar that it is Marklar. Please Marklar to Marklar that is on Marklar. It's quite Marklar for you to Marklar like that. Some species here see that Marklar as Marklar, especially my people. So again, please Marklar over to Marklar.
Minister of Commerce
>>23578881 Would someone kindly give the emmissar of d'tRu'Udi a functioning teletranslator?
Anonymous
>>23578850 hold marine. i wish to observe these xenos before we move. they may yet tell us critical info we will need.
Anonymous
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Someone call the Vogons. We need a new bypass anyway.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23578881 Can anybody confirm what the Right Honourable d'tRu'Udi Archon is saying? What word comes from the Intergalactic Counter-Intelligence Agency?
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:47:54 No. 23578929 Report Quoted By:
>>23578861 Yes. That is true, however under section 345678B sythtoids are limited to 10 microcycles if on subject and just 1 microcycles if just delaying.
Anonymous
>>23578880 oh no
humens are in danger
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:48:26 No. 23578940 Report >>23578904 OUR AH-POL-OH-GEES.
AS EET ESS OUR BREE-DING CAI-CLE AT THE MOH-MENT, THE TRANZ-LEI-TORSS VILL NOT IN-TER-AKT VELL VIS OUR EN-GOR-GED VO-CAL-NODES.
Grand Drainer of the Voluk
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>>23578934 Why yes, they are! How astute of you.
Anonymous
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>>23578861 Yet again the Mayfly Collective wishes to raise an official complaint against the genocidal practices that the Filibuster constitutes, far too many of us have squandered our lives on the council floor.
The only comfort is that this time some of you might join us.
Anonymous
>>23578881 >>23578906 your higness, those xenos have seen and are trying to hail us, should we talk to them or just shot them?
Deputy Analyst Su'takum Oro
>>23578924 We've received some long-ranged R-Vox readings corroborating with the d'tRu'Udi ambassador, sir.
Anonymous
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>>23578976 (augh) i ment to say "Shoot them"
Minister of Commerce
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>>23578940 Yes that is true emmisary of Archron. But we reserve the tele-translators for those with the inability to speak vocally.
Also, on behalf of the confederation, I must applaud you and your escort for coming to our meeting during such a difficult time for your species.
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:52:02 No. 23579019 Report >>23578881 He's saying that human ships enters his people's territory.
xU'm m'LUhiJ'q have your people open communications with the ships.
Representative of Emirp Eroc
>>23578812 Long story short, we're the survivors of a militant arm of an advanced transhuman society. But that is just us bots.
Anonymous
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Whee haff thoo purge theem four Kay-oss!
Anonymous
Greeeeeetings bioma-err... valued lifeforms of galaxy Milky Way. We come from a distant galaxy and come to enjoy, uhh, the sights yess the sights. We have quite thoroughly experienced galaxy Andromeda and wish to have a rather, pleasant time, in this one. Would you dear fellows be so kind as to accommodate us in our brief stay?
Representative of Emirp Eroc
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>>23579024 The assholes in space are some crazy people who took over Earth after we nuked it by accident
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire Fri 08 Mar 2013 23:55:19 No. 23579083 Report >>23579019 MEHN-EE THANKS TO AM-BAHS-AH-DOR KRIK-THIR FOR THEE AIDING EFF OUR TRANS-LEI-SHUN ERRORS. THEE SPIH-DER PEE-PUL HEF AL-VAYS BEEN FRIENDS EFF DI-TROO-DEE.
VEE ARE OF IN-EEH-SHI-AY-TING LONG RANGE CO-MUUN-IH-CAH-SHUNS VIS THE HUU-MANS SHORT-LY.
VEE VILL PASS ON EEN-FOR-MAY-SHUN ES EET ES AH-VAY-A-BUL.
Minister of Commerce
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>>23579043 We will gladly make accommodations to extra-galactic immigrants, though with the human issue arising I am sorry to say our galaxy may not be the most preferable location.
Please fill out the species application form from the nearby Vogon office of Inter-galactic relations. Also, I'm sorry, but I did not get your name and species.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
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>>23578977 In which case I have no choice but to enact, on behalf of the Premier Superior of this confederacy, Executive Emergency Order #gbFs27qUAu-B.
Commander, you know what to do.
Representative of Emirp Eroc
I would also like to compliment this senate for making council chambers large enough for me to move in. Surprisingly hard to find.
Anonymous
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>>23579043 HEY! Hey, you are the assholes that ruined my boss latest meal, do you know how much of a chewing out a hundred foot tall planet devourer can give people that present him with a dinner full of bug poop?
Quite a fucking lot!!
You guys are such assholes.
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:00:36 No. 23579181 Report SPEE-KER.
Chancellor Shull
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We should not immediately look to violence as an answer just yet. Humanity could be as great of an ally as they could be a threat, if proper negotiations are to be made.
Representative of Emirp Eroc
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>>23579181 Ha! Can't blame me for that one, we don't use ships.
Minister of Commerce
>>23579142 Represtantive of the Eroc, size is not an issue in these chambers. Have you forgotten about the great C'thyk emmisary below the building?
He has been a most helpful asset in both security and saftey. Why once long ago during a daring human attack on these chambers, he catch several falling members from harm, ate several falling humans intruders, and supported the building with his own tentacles all in the same time.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23579181 Where is the representative from the Solzonstoykyenarin system? The d'tRu'Udi Empire is in need of reinforcements!
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:05:19 No. 23579266 Report Quoted By:
>>23579083 I have sent a team of translators to your territory to help out with the interactions.
I have a confession, I was the one who brought the synthoid here. His people whom he represents are under protection of The Spider People. Their homeworld Erff, has some the highest anthropod life forms this side the galaxy. As protectors of all anthropods, we declare humans as nominal anthropod species.
As such, I retire early from this meeting. I have important paperwork to file to smooth this along.
Deputy Analyst Su'takum Oro
>>23579229 We haven't heard from High Sporecaster Uvu Gimble in several cycles, sir. Solzonstoykyenarin seems to be having some sort of issue with the sekenium geysers on their home planet;
I'm having difficulty hailing them through the rising gas levels.
Minister of Commerce
>>23579229 Mr Speaker, I must object that we need not needlessly waste resources.
I am entirely sympathetic of the d'tRu'Udi's plight, but if we do not fully asses the strength of their fleet, we could be walking into yet another military disaster. I suggest the main focus as of now should be the evacuation of the d'tRu'Udi.
Kh, Most Exulted Prognosticator of Kth
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Most astute and gracious envoys! The necessity for such spurious alarums is surely non-present! Indeed, to "raise one's dander" - as the Infant Race may so quaintly phrase - over such minutiae is cause for quite many a chortle! Haff Haff Haff! The Infant Race, while seemingly a seditious threat to an uneducated layman of the milieu, is no more than an over-expansive collective of rabbit warrens, with extreme delusions of grandeur!
Representative of Emirp Eroc
>>23579224 I assumed he was just a foundation
>>23579229 Need an unstoppable robot army? We hate biological humans.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23579279 Yes this is true.
>>23579275 Deputy, do we have any analysis of the size of the Human Fleet?
>>23579289 We may so require your arms. Perhaps we could initiate some sort of fast-track treaty? We do not know how truly vast the human swarm may be.
Deputy Analyst Su'takum Oro
>>23579347 It's unclear at the moment, sir, but we're receiving unconfirmed R-Vox reading from both Sector Bastion 101-89 and the d'tRu'Udi outpost in question that it numbers at least sixty-eight destroyers.
C'thyk Emmisary
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>>23579224 *Low grumbling*
Always...a....pleasure....it's....always....nice....to...have....lunch.....at.....meetings....like....this.
Anonymous
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The biggest problem with the terrans is that they can't control their own people
Representative of Emirp Eroc
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>>23579347 Not to worry, our armies are limitless. Feel free to help yourself. War distracts us from the obliteration of our entire culture.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23579381 From what I am aware, that is six times the size of the d'tRu'Udi armada. Even combined with the Solzonstoykyenarin fleet, they are still outnumbered.
Dammit, where is the Force Commander?
Are there any delegates nearby to d'tRu'Udi willing to send ships to defend our esteemed friend?
Minister of Commerce
>>23579381 Erm, Deputy could you please repeat. Did you say 68 destroyers?
. . .
It took only 23 destroyers to defeat the 7 Empire fleet.
Ambassador Qubulon
The Most Serene Commonwealth of Featureless Cubes reccomends writing a stern letter to the human leaders.
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:16:04 No. 23579465 Report Graatings, I am Ambassador Ouccen of the I'klarqi Faderation of United Spacies. When it comes to action, normally I would be the first to take up arms, but after seeing the discussion of this council I am forced to play the human's advocate.
Deputy Analyst Su'takum Oro
>>23579422 Sorry, sir, I uh....oh V'kum...
Correction...we are recieving reports from both Bastion 101-89 and Bastion 828-16 that it numbers...uh....
Ninety-eight destroyers, sir. And at least four carriers are exiting hyperspace as we speak.
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:18:05 No. 23579501 Report >>23579419 EEF EET ES TOH-TALL-EEH NEHS-ESS-SERY, VEE KEN REE-LEES THE DI-TROO-DEE CAR-NO-PHAGE.
VEE EM-PHE-SIZE STRONG-LEE THAT THIS EES A LAST REE-SORT.
Senator Thark
>>23579465 14 HEAVY VOLGINS
IN 1 SERA-YEAR
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23579465 Ambassador, I am sorry to alert you of your ignorance, but this is not a fledgling species, pestering us in some worthless section of space. This is a species which has violated Intergalactic Law, torn apart treaties, avoiding our communications, not to mention the events on Tradiciaj Ludoj, and they are now assembled in the d'tRu'Udi system with 68 warships. And your Federation defends this behaviour?
Yes, all of us have histories which we regret, yet we would never today perform such a horrendous chain of atrocities and outright spit in the faces of our fellow sentients (besides the representative from Kth - unfortunately his species glands omit copious saliva) without expecting the full might of this confederacy.
No more, I say.
Avon Tak'Lonof the Qalorn Principality
>>23579477 This is unacceptable! With that kind of fleet there is little doubt they will not stop with just aforementioned d'tRu'Udi outpost.
The Qalorn Principality will be sending four Destroyer Battle Groups to 6-1218-90984 at high warp.
Minister of Commerce
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>>23579501 At this stage, and with the confirmation of the number of human vessels and strength of their fleet, exercising and refrain would be unwise in this situation.
Everything must be done to by time for the d'tRu'Udi to evacuate their planet before the humans entirely blockade the system.
Deputy Analyst Su'takum Oro
>>23579588 Ninety-eight, sir.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23579606 NINETY-EIGHT!? Get me the subspace phone. Hail the Human capital.
>>23579592 Godspeed, Sir.
grand curve sphnre
>>23579434 The featureless cubes have been prosecuting the sphere minority for too long.
I elect that the commonwealth of cubes be revoked of its council status until these atrocities stop
Lord Didact
Sub species, worry not. We work tirelessly to halt the human expansion. Rest assured, we will uphold the mantle and ensure the safety of our charges.
Oinkers Trufflesnout, Porcine Diplomat
Hey, sorry I'm late guys, what's on the table today?
Deputy Analyst Su'takum Oro
>>23579641 Terra Prime on line two, sir.
grand curve sphnre
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>>23579657 >sphnre walks out from the shadows revealing he is half cube
Senator Thark
I say we need to sacrifice one planet.
Minister of Commerce
>>23579663 We have confirmed a grand human invasion fleet consisting of, and believe me I myself find it hard to believe, an astonishing 98 destroyers and 4 carrier escort; which threaten to obliterate the d'tRu'Udi who have called upon our help.
Nations are pledging their support, but unless we make a unified effort, this may slow the human horde at best.
A Timeless Chorus
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>>23579661 Right behind you, bro.
Ambassador Qubulon
>>23579657 I will not be insulted by a curvaceous shape, let alone a Sphere!
All we Featureless Cubes have done is stick to the Treaty of Spherical Containment. We can never allow the Spheres to amass as many triangles as they did during the Pointy-End Wars.
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:28:52 No. 23579734 Report Quoted By:
>>23579700 SEC-RE-FICE A PLEH-NET EFF YOU MUST.
BUT VEE VILL NOT ALOW THE DI-TROO-DEE EMPIRE, VICH HES EK-SIS-TED FOR SIX-TEE THOU-SAND YEARS, TO DIE AH-LONE.
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:28:55 No. 23579735 Report >>23579526 Are you talling the council that tha raported four fighter planes, run by, according to the document, four human pilots of around the ages of saventeen to ninateen in tarra-sweeps, single handedly took down fourteen of your raportedly 'haavy' volgins in one sera-year?
Sanator Thark, you once boasted in your 'hayday' that your haavy volgins were impenetrable. Obviously, that was proven wrong.
>>23579588 Did I aver say that thay ware fladging? Of course they are robust. Of the 1157 members I counted, 520 did the axact things humanity is accomplishing today. And what did wa do when the 388 of said 520 did not back down? We adapted to their naw tachnology, and graw. If nagotiations are to ba impossibla, as you claim, than at this point your paople would be working on adapting humanity's technology to your own.
As said, ambassador. A loaded gun.
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23579696 Hello? How do you I work this thing? Is this thing on?
GREETINGS HUMAN.
We have recieved word that you have assembled 98 Terran destroyers orbiting d'tRu'Udi. This is yet another violation of International Law performed by the Human race and directly contradicts the Treaty of Sedna, which states that no human vessel may enter our space.
Please explain this behaviour.
Deputy Analyst Su'takum Oro
>>23579752 Sir, the signal seems to be...jamming.
I'm getting heavy interference. All I could get in response is this clip.
grand curve sphnre
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>>23579729 The triangles amassed followed the treaty
They where simply triangles developed on a curved plane.
Technically they where created of only 90 degree angles.
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:31:51 No. 23579781 Report Quoted By:
>>23579752 They have names, sir. Plaase try to address them more than just thair spacies.
Senator Thark
>>23579735 THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPENED
TERRANS WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTROL THEIR ROGUES
ALSO, THAT WAS TOTALLY A FLUKE
Oinkers Trufflesnout, Porcine Diplomat
>>23579712 This will not stand! As Commander in Chief of the Porcine military, I grant full support to the endeavor to stop the human threat.
Human Soundclip
>>23579774 *skkkrkrrkskkassskskkzkzkz*...hilate....*akzkxxkzxkkzk*...pansion....*zxxzzxkzskskskk*...ull fleet...
Speaker of the Galactic Parliament
>>23579785 This had better not be another ham-fisted operation from your republic, Mr. Trufflesnout. We still hold you in contempt for the how you let Tradiciaj Ludoj happen.
>>23579799 What is it saying? I do not understand their language.
Lord Scientist of Aperture
I can't believe I'm wasting my time here, Caroline, would you be a dear and grab me another pack of pain killers. What? I'm up?
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:35:38 No. 23579864 Report THOSSSE EFF YOU WHO HEF PLED-GED THEIR FOR-CESS TO DEF-END OUR PLEH-NET, I EFF-ER YOU THE HEY-ESST EF THENKS.
The High Ravager, Genocide Guru of Lezia
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If the esteemed Confeference would end the embargo on our planet and allow us back into galactic society, we would be happy to assist in your feast, I mean war.
Deputy Analyist Su'takum Oro
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>>23579853 Sorry sir, accidentally picked up some signal from a human advertising satellite.
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:37:36 No. 23579910 Report >>23579783 It was a fluke. Fourteen times it was a fluke.
Tall me sanator, is it also not true that your men on said Heavy Volgins had not only jaared said fighters as they passed, but also raportedly fired a 'warning shot' their direction.
It is common knowlage that humans are quick to combat attempts at intimidation when they are in groups larger than thraa, senator. Ware your soldiers made clear of this?
Minister of Commerce
>>23579799 We're getting a better signal from our friends at a nearby Vogon outpost. Here is the full message translated.
"Attention Xenos. This territory is now under the jurisdiction of the Empire. All domestic species currently inhabiting this region are to be annihilated in expectation of human expansion. We have sent a portion of our fleet to sweep clean the xenos of the region, with the full fleet waiting behind should we encounter heavy resistance.
Do not expect us to respect any past treaties or any further communication. Hail the Empire!"
Senator Thark
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I will send what I can
Oinkers Trufflesnout, Porcine Diplomat
>>23579842 -snort- My people have been a valuable member of the Council for centuries! Have our contributions already gone forgotten? Was it not the proud Porcine people who stopped the growing threat of the Mushroom People on Bolbutron IV? Was it not our Naval might that brought an end to the Equinaut Scourge from the Saddle Nebula? The Porcines will brook no more insult to our honor!
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:42:12 No. 23580005 Report Quoted By:
>>23579979 THE POR-KINE HEF AL-VAYS BEEN ALL-EYES OF DI-TROO-DEE.
SEND VAT YOU KEN TO DEFEND OUR PLEH-NET.
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:42:18 No. 23580007 Report >>23579917 Ah, so they are in the 'ampire' phase after all. A shame.
Oh wall, we've baan through this at least 13 times in recent memory, council. If wa stay hospitible to them aftar this war, then I see no reason not to put the Terrans in 'time out'.
Raverse angineering of their tachnology has already bagun at the I'klarqi Federation of United Species. Wa will have rasults by the and of this mini swaap.
Representative of Emirp Eroc
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>>23579853 That's the guywho discovered patter ning!
Oinkers Trufflesnout, Porcine Diplomat
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>>23579864 Great Archon, I've already sent the word to the Porcine Navy. Our full might is on the way, you will have at your disposal: Seven Hambeast Class Giga-Destroyers, Twenty Five Spitroast Class Close-Encounter Battle Cruisers, and Sixteen Canadian Ordnance Platforms, supported by our veritable fleet of single-pilot bombers and fighters.
Avon Tak'Lon, of the Qalorn Principality
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>>23579917 I have just received word from Homeworld Command, our four Destroyed Battle Groups have reached Outpost 6-1218-90984 and taken up defense positions with the d'tRu'Udi Armada.
Based on this transmission, HC has opted for the Flagship Zan'throck, and her escort fleet, to join the battle.
Senator Thark
>>23579910 You are certainly informed better than I am.
All I got was an increasing piles of debris in the system.
Or perhaps you are mocking me? You better not be mocking me
Minister of Commerce
>>23580007 Is there anything we can learn from their technology? If memory serves correct they are using highly outdated technologies, relying instead on their vast numbers and industry. They refuse to integrate any of our technology with theirs.
Anonymous
Before we proceed, can we please change the name of my planet back to Czev? My people are getting very weary of having to call it Secundus Was Here .
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:51:42 No. 23580185 Report Quoted By:
I've filed the paperwork that is needed for introduction of the sythnoid race Transhumanity. I have already sent a "deligation" team to the d'tRu'Udi Empire to have words with this organic human aggressors.
Anonymous
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>>23580103 At least It's not another Terra+random_number
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:53:01 No. 23580206 Report >>23580059 As a ambassador of the I'klarqi Faderation, I must stay informed where needed. And rest assured, thare was no attempts at mocking you. You are, after all, a valued mamber of this council.
>>23580063 What makes human technology so interesting is that it SAEMS outdated, but is actually amazingly sophisticated when you actually look. While I cannot confirm much as fact, I can report the following as true:
-Terrans do not use bullat based firearms as reported, at least not anymore. They have since improved their weaponry to be some sort of unholy fusion of plasma explosives infused witin bullet-based shells. This is the raeson why their guns were suddenly able to bore through power armor (Pictured is I'klarqi special forces armor.) with ease when their initial wave of weaponry saemed to do nothing to us.
-Humans have been axperimenting with infused metals and something called 'printed steel'. This would explain why they are able to produce their machinery so quickly.
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire
xU'w m'LUhiJ'q n'MaQi, Archon of the d'tRu'Udi Empire Sat 09 Mar 2013 00:56:11 No. 23580259 Report VEE HEF LOST CON-TAKT VITH OUT-POHST NUHM-BER 6-1218-90984.
some guy more in the back
>>23580259 ALL IS LOST! SUBMIT TO HUMANS NOW THAT WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!
Oinkers Trufflesnout, Porcine Diplomat
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>>23580284 -SNORT- YE OF LITTLE FAITH! The Porcine Navy has only yet arrived to aid our friends of the d'tRu'Udi Empire!
Galactic butchers guild
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Would you like support from our cleaver ships
Lord Regent Solairius
Pardon me friends, but am I the only one who finds it unfair that there is no representative of the Humans present to speak for themselves? This seems extraordinarily unfair that we may come to a decision without their input.
Anonymous
This isn't even close to /tg/ related. Take this shit back to /b/.
heckler
>>23580500 this isn't the intergalactic space hippie commune
its the senate
take your both sides approach to the life is fair system
Oinkers Trufflesnout, Porcine Diplomat
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>>23580511 -SNORT SNORT SNORT- You! You would interfere in the workings of the Galaxy. Workings that you, with your limited mind cannot possibly comprehend? Begone from here, knave, lest we string you up by your hooves.
Anonymous
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>>23580511 HFY is, your post is not.
So yes, do go back to /b/. You're the expert, since you're from there.
Anonymous
{everyone is quietly mesmerized by the massacre of our combined fleets}
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People
Galactic Senator Krik'thir of The Spider People Sat 09 Mar 2013 01:16:02 No. 23580568 Report >>23580206 It is quite remarkable how much misinformation there was. We the Spider People have unwrapped the truth in that these humans are reacting to precieved invasion force by a now extinct species, Species #327048-274O-BI478.
They were on verge of extinction from over use of cloning technology. As noted these beings repeatedly abducted the humans and their livestock. Probing their secretion regions.
Anonymous
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>>23580567 (members are quietly passing out bowls of popped jorns)
Ambassador Robert Cernobbio of Wolf 359
>>23580500 Sorry for the delay, gentlemen. Rest assured this shall never happen again.
As others have already pointed out, Humanity is definitely not an united species: this aggression on d'tRu'Udi is being carried out by one of our many splinter factions, an aggressive and zealot one if I may add.
They are not under control of the main Terran federation and we too find their acts deplorable. One of our battlefleets is on its way to provide help to the sector under threat; it's not the first time we'd have to fight our own species and we've grown quite accustomed to it. We hope this little incident doesn't hinder future diplomatic relations between the Intergalactic Conference and more reasonable parts of Humanity.
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 01:22:44 No. 23580682 Report Quoted By:
>>23580533 Solairius does have a point. It may be for the best that we find some sort of human council to speak with and learn from there where we can.
>>23580568 Ah yes, well the 274O's reportedly thought of humans as unintelligent at the time. The Terrans were fladging and in davelopment, and this nagative reaction to spacies alien to them had no doubt made them paranoid.
I would be paranoid of outside forces too if some spacies started probing my and my ancestors for ganerations.
Lord Regent Solairius
>>23580675 Perhaps an acceptable solution would be allowing Council friendly soldiers to engage any human not bearing the Terran flag or markings?
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 01:25:41 No. 23580732 Report Quoted By:
>>23580675 Of course not Ambassador. The I'klarqi have also dealt with splinter factions before, and these groups seemed far... Ampire-based than the humans I had interacted with in my time. But be sure to be faster in separating yourself from these splinter factions if possible. Admittingly I had my doubts when I hard the massege earlier.
Galactic Ambassador Krik'thir of The Spider People Collective
Galactic Ambassador Krik'thir of The Spider People Collective Sat 09 Mar 2013 01:27:00 No. 23580756 Report It would seem our ships have arrived only to find the defending force massacred. We have sent an open deligation from the Spider People Collective, SPC. They want an apology, and d'tRu'Udi Empire's space, and a seat at parliament.
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 01:27:42 No. 23580768 Report >>23580726 Let's not be too hasty. Having only flags as markings of friendly ships can lead to splinter faction piracy. SPACE piracy I might add.
Perhaps something more difficult to copy would suffice. Like a sonar or scannable permit for trade and travel.
Lord Regent Solairius
>>23580768 Well of course the details would be up to the humans themselves, their ingenuity precedes them. However, the idea itself stands. A basic form of identification is necessary. If a ship does not have this identification, they should have a strict amount of time to identify themselves or be considered hostile.
Minister of Commerce
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>>23580768 The Humans have developed a remarkable transponder code system among their vessels dedicated to top security.
Perhaps such as system could be used on a wider scale.
Anonymous
>>23580675 HOW CAN VEE KNOW THAT VAT YOU ARE SAY-INK ESS TRUE. ZHE HUMANS ARE ONLY SEEKS SUB-CAI-CLES AVAY FROM DI-TROO-DEE PRIME.
>>23580756 THEE OUT-POST WAS DE-STROYED, BUT OUR MAIN BAH-TLE FLEET ESS STILL STAY-SHUN-ED AT DI-TROO-DEE PRIME, AH-VAY-TING THE AR-EYE-VAL OF THE HUU-MANS.
VEVOULD AD-VISE THE AM-BASS-A-DOR OF KRIK-THIR TO NOT BE SO HAY-STEE, LEST YOU LOSE US ESS EN ALL-EYE.
REMEMBER VEE STILL HEFF THE CAR-NO-PHAGE.
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species
Speaker Ouccen of the I'klarqi Federation of United Species Sat 09 Mar 2013 01:30:59 No. 23580821 Report Quoted By:
>>23580782 Agreed. Lord Regent Solairius and Ambassador Ouccen move to pass a identification law to be put into effect by the end of the sweep. Do you oppose, Ambassador Robert?
Anonymous
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>>23577890 Humans are a segmented group. They practice a primitive system of "democracy" and depending on their elected ruler Intergalactic policies may change.
I'm proposing we manipulate their system and put into power a ruler that is sympathetic to our cause.
Anonymous
>>23580782 Lord regent, a package for you
*ring ring* *ring ring* *ring ring* *ring ring* Lord Regent Solairius of the Uncannily Victorian Fish Peoples
Lord Regent Solairius of the Uncannily Victorian Fish Peoples Sat 09 Mar 2013 01:37:17 No. 23580920 Report Quoted By:
>>23580879 I'm not accepting packages right now, take it back.
Ambassador Robert Cernobbio of Wolf 359
>>23580809 I suggest you evacuate D'tru'udi Prime as soon as possible, just for safety. Reports from Battlefleet Carthage speak of FTL drives being pushed to their limits in order to make it in time; it was the closest Battlefleet we could mobilize and they're still equipped with Alcubierre-type drives instead of Wormhole generators. Those are still in prototype stages and we've had a fair share of... unpleasant happenings during field tests.
Don't worry about their combat capabilities, though. They might be a little slow but their firepower should prove sufficient.
>>23580879 Oh, they still make those? I thought the destruction of نجمي مكة in the 2200's had sent a clear message to the Mujaheddin...
Dammit, that's ANOTHER faction we'll have to purge. Again. Gentlemen of the Conference, I think this whole affair with the many faces of Humankind might take a while.
Representative of Emirp Eroc
As a show of good faith, we Patterned humans will send one unit to defend unpronounceable Prime!
Waking Aspect of Grand-Shaper SaniflàGtHn of the Egalitarian Extradimensional Ehtereal Entities
Waking Aspect of Grand-Shaper SaniflàGtHn of the Egalitarian Extradimensional Ehtereal Entities Sat 09 Mar 2013 01:48:10 No. 23581062 Report This one got fed up with my translator malfunctioning again, The Full Self therefore created a translation-organism to facilitate understanding.
Ambassador Robert Cernobbio of Wolf 359
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>>23581044 You're most welcome, good sir. After this little skirmish has ended, the Terran federation would gladly appreciate your help against the Star Muslims.
>>23581028 Oh and, speaking of the Worm drives for a second... If any of you should pick up a Human transmission reading "liberate tutemet ex inferis", GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE QUICKLY.
*ahem* Pardon the ungentlemanly expression.
Representative of Emirp Eroc
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>>23581062 Whew, thank goodness for octodimensional data shunts!
Danuis
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>Implying other species would be as pacifist as fish and NOT take over each other.
Urzgrok the Broad
We propose that the Humans send their mightiest warrior to engage in a duel of wits. The game? Dance Dance Revolution.
Anonymous
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>>23577890 I move for a vote of no confidence in the Speaker.
Sagittarius Republic !stOPIsafAg
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I, the representative of the people's republic of Sagittarius, respectfully apologize for my lateness, it is quite a long journey to travel on such short notice.
Galactic Ambassador Krik'thir of The Spider People Collective
Galactic Ambassador Krik'thir of The Spider People Collective Sat 09 Mar 2013 02:02:22 No. 23581247 Report >>23581062 You know you say that every session, it has yet to come true.
Waking Aspect of Grand-Shaper SaniflàGtHn of the Egalitarian Extradimensional Ehtereal Entities
Waking Aspect of Grand-Shaper SaniflàGtHn of the Egalitarian Extradimensional Ehtereal Entities Sat 09 Mar 2013 02:05:32 No. 23581300 Report >>23581127 You and this one are both aware that such a challenge would most likely put the human at a disadvantage, this one would also state that challenges of similar nature will incense the more competitive of our members' species and drastically increase the probability of escalating conflict.
The Self agrees with this one and has gotten the agreement of multiple other entities
>>23581247 Every debate has infinite outcomes, even this one knows this, The Self has ascertained that this debate has only five, you should take the reassurance for what it was.
Waking Aspect of Grand-Shaper SaniflàGtHn of the Egalitarian Extradimensional Ehtereal Entities
Waking Aspect of Grand-Shaper SaniflàGtHn of the Egalitarian Extradimensional Ehtereal Entities Sat 09 Mar 2013 02:09:41 No. 23581358 Report Quoted By:
>>23581300 >The Self has ascertained that this debate has only five Damnable Fish...
The Self has ascertained that the senate should take heart, for the probability that this debate ends badly is laughably low.
Senator Not-A-Human
I say we should surrender to these 'humans'. They are clearly too mighty for us to fight, and too handsome for our women to resist.
Anonymous
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GREETINGS NON-HUMANS
Waking Aspect of Grand-Shaper SaniflàGtHn of the Egalitarian Extradimensional Ehtereal Entities
Waking Aspect of Grand-Shaper SaniflàGtHn of the Egalitarian Extradimensional Ehtereal Entities Sat 09 Mar 2013 03:10:34 No. 23582193 Report Quoted By:
>>23582122 This one's tentacles quivered in delight when they entered some of said handsome humans and used them as puppets to enact a play.
Anonymous
Esteemed Members of the Conference, I would like to bring up one of our latest achievements that might be the perfect counter for the growing human menace.
Anonymous
>>23583277 Bring it, we never needed all these civies anyway.
Standard Pattern Human Model-3b4594i
Hello, I'm the 4594th member of the I generation of the 3rd pattern of human clones. I am here to serve as the ambassador for the recently formed Human Confederacy. We include every known human empire in the galaxy. Our population numbers at approximately 21.4 septillion humans. We control 3.56 billion planets. Our 2nd Fleet (I am not permitted to disclose the number of fleets.) contains 2 million Exterminator Class destroyers, 5 hundred thousand Colossus super-carriers, and nearly 2.5 billion Rapax Class Fighters. Please note that the Arcturians, the Crymethians, and the Umburashi, have elected to become ward species of humanity. We feel it would be unnecessary to remind the Council of the unwavering loyalty to humanity that these species possess. Please reconsider our proposal of obtaining the sole rights to the Triangulum Galaxy.
Standard Pattern Human Model-3b4594i
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>>23583425 While we know that the size of our fleets is small compared to the combined fleets of the intergalactic community, we do know that no war is preferable to an intergalactic one that could possibly raze half the galaxy, and witness the birth and supernovae of a thousand stars before its end.
Anonymous
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>>23583333 We your mating partner you call "wife" captive. Which orifice should Xyxxxrrzzhhwrrhrzzz'zz implant with his larva? Your choice, human.
Terran Repratative
I would just like to point out that, Senators, that the particular sect of our grand Empire has absolutely nothing to do with us. It was a fringe sect that rose to power and separated from the main Terran Empire. We are sending a small fleet of 56 battle cruisers and a pair of carriers to help you, if that would be acceptable?
Human Ambassador
I knew these negotiations would go nowhere, which is why I sent this simulacron in my place with a close-focus nuke in the chest cavity.
Terran Repratative
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>>23583610 Or perhaps the 6th Grand Navy? If that would be better? We really cannot express how sorry we are we failed to prevent this, and once again re-iterate that we had nothing to do with the attack. Our Emperor has no ill will towards anyone of you despite the numerous misunderstanding between us and the Volus.
Anonymous
>>23583333 >>23583610 >>23583692 HUMANS DETECTED
KILL ALL HUMANS
Terran Repratative
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>>23583830 See? This is why we don't trust you alien fellas! All this casual kill everything and racist attitudes!
Anonymous
>>23583692 Why are you bringing a nuke to an anti-matter fight human? Especially when modern shielding has rendered them largely useless.
Anonymous
>>23583873 Sorry, Nuke is the colloquial term. Old standby. Prepare for anti-dimensional re-combobulation.
Terran Repratative
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>>23583910 HALT! What particular fragment of our grand species to you belong to?
The Harbinger
So, what's going on in here?
Anonymous
>>23584108 Not much, just chilling.
The Harbinger
>>23584153 ahh... thought we were doing things here
Ambassatrix B'Ambi
Delegates, what does the conference intend to do about the continued human menace to the species of the ASTLILSHF (Alliance of Species That Look Inexplicably Like Sexy Human Females)? Are you aware that the production of holographic depictions of our member species, produced without any respect for our own cultural mores, is now the 8th largest Terran industry? Have you been chased for parsecs by oblivious human ship captains who are constantly suggesting that you engage in "inter-species diplomacy" with them? No? I didn't think so.
Human who is superior to xenos
>>23584185 Quiet xenos. Now get over here and show me what passes for diplomacy amongst your misbegotten kind
Anonymous
>>23584174 Mostly we're waiting to see if the human delegates start shooting at each other. I don't think we'll have to wait much longer, myself.
Human who is superior to xenos
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>>23584276 >Xenos confirmed for inferior >3042 >Not killing each other to weed out the weak >ISHYDDT Xeno, who is superior to Humans
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>>23584231 Believe me, we are well aware of your form of "negotiation."
