Anonymous
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This thing earned my respect when it successfully got Hal 9000 right
Anonymous
I've never gotten this site to work properly for me...
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>3065210 If it's the question not showing up, just have some patience, it takes time to load beyond what your browser says
Anonymous
Anonymous
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He called Commissar Yarrick when I was thinking of Snake Plissken. Failure.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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FUCKING HELL IT GOT HUGH HEFNER FROM ME JESUS CHRIST AND IT WAS RIGHT
Anonymous
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>>3065210 turn adblock off.
Anonymous
Fools! The more you use this site, the more he will know and the bigger of a threat he will become!
Anonymous
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He only got two of my ten right: Tom Nook and Marneus Calgar.
Anonymous
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>>3065386 But it's soooo cooool.
Anonymous
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I really tested him with Gerrard Capashen. I think that was a bit too far out there for him.
Anonymous
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He still cant guess Crypro on the first try.
Anonymous
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I WAS THINKING KENSHIRO! AND IT GOT KENSHIRO! HOW THE FUCK?
Anonymous
kids play this, you fags. y u do this.
Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw
I don't like where this is going.
Anonymous
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What the hell is this thing and why did he guess it instead of Kharn?
Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw
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>>3065421 Whether or not kids play this, it just guessed it some Cthulhu for me. One hell of a database.
Anonymous
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HA! I BEAT YOU! Though I had to use Cid from Final Fantasy X to do it...
Anonymous
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Philip Marlowe, George Smiley, Putin, John Blacksad, Zatoichi, this french poofter was completely stumped with all of them. But he figured out bella from twilight in like 6 questions. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.
Anonymous
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>GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!
Anonymous
He doesn't know Dr McNinja all that well.
Anonymous
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>>3065452 no one trully knows Dr. McNinja.
Anonymous
I was thinking Abaddon. He guessed Horus.
Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw
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>>3065464 No one likes Abaddon.
Anonymous
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD KADESH EMPEROR!
Anonymous
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Is thinking Anonymous cheating?
Anonymous
it got Ciaphas Cain when it asked if he uses a sword, I said yes, and when he asked if he was corageous I said no.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>3065487 IT KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE CHEATING!
Anonymous
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...i'm not sure if i should be elated or terrified.
Anonymous
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>GET OUT OF MY HEAD, STALKER
Anonymous
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>>3065487 It already knows the answer, it just asks questions to stall for time while it steals the rest of your memories. And you won't miss what you can't remember.
Anonymous
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He doesn't know the AntAgonizer.
Anonymous
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It's like it's known me for all my life.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I tried to get Omega from doctor who and ended up with horus. The comparison is sort of apt.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU FUCKING GENIE
Anonymous
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It didn't even ask me if she was real or not, how the fuck did it do that?!
Anonymous
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I should have known this would have been too easy. 13 questions.
Anonymous
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Fifteen questions. Son of a bitch!
Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw
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I think I might have broken it. The Butcher from Evil Genius crews this genie up something fierce. It asked me twice if the character had red hair, I said yes twice, and it still gave me Vega. Couldn't get Vance Motherfucking Stubbs right, but I guess Mengsk is kind of close.
Anonymous
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It also got it wrong.
Anonymous
He knows John Henry Eden. But, then, who wouldn't know the president of America, and the president of our heart?
Anonymous
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No, that is not Orsus Zoktavir, but you're close.
Anonymous
What the jesus fucking nigger loving christ?
Anonymous
He has yet to get Cultist-Chan. What a looser.
Anonymous
>>3065594 He can't be president, he was never voted by the American people.
Anonymous
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Good lord, this thing is insane!! It got Raziel before this, probably with "Is he blue."
Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw
>>3065610 It's stealing our culture.
>>3065617 Horrigan voted him in, and that's all that fucking matters. What are you, a communist?
Anonymous
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I thought of NYARLATHTEP He guessed: KHORNE
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>3065622 No, that doesn't matter, he's not human, he's wasn't voted by the American people, He fails every necessary prerequisite required to become president. and Most importantly of all, he and his plans are fallible.
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 Wed 26 Nov 2008 14:10:00 No. 3065667 Report Quoted By:
He's gotten both I've ever tried.
Anonymous
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>>3065645 BECAUSE I IMAGINE GOD HE MUST BE REAL
Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw
>>3065645 Horrigan may not be human, but he's still better than you, you mutie bastard.
Anonymous
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>>3065675 There's only one mutant here, and it's him.
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 Wed 26 Nov 2008 14:14:00 No. 3065689 Report >>3065645 He wasn't born American, by virtue of never being born.
Anonymous
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STOP RIGHT THERE COMMUNIST SCUM!
Anonymous
>>3065689 Fucking Commie Tripfag. He was manufactured, programmed, and activated in America. That counts as much as birth as anything else does.
You're just unAmerican.
Count Derpenstein !!KvxCOrT1Ojj
Anonymous
>>3065710 The very definition of a American is to question the authority of whoever holds power. It is you sir that is un american. Why don't you go back to china and march with all the other red clones?
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 Wed 26 Nov 2008 14:26:00 No. 3065724 Report >>3065710 >That counts as much as birth as anything else does. Really? I didn't realize that was how the biological process of child birth worked.
Liberty Prime
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>>3065723 COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM
Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw
>>3065724 That's because your a communist. See how communism taints your view of reality?
Anonymous
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>>3065739 You're right, it does. Considering that you follow every tenant of communism. Time to die you filthy commie.
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 Wed 26 Nov 2008 14:35:00 No. 3065751 Report Quoted By:
>>3065739 Oh, but neither of us was manufactured, programmed, and activated so I guess we're not American.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I went for "God Emperor of Mankind" it guessed Tom Bombadil...
Anonymous
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took him 20 questions but he got it
Anonymous
Anonymous
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IT' HAS BECOME SELF-AWARE, NIGGERS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 Wed 26 Nov 2008 14:44:00 No. 3065778 Report Quoted By:
It's hilarious what you can get from responding with I don't know.
Anonymous
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Oh my god he did it. The bastard actually did it.
Anonymous
>>3065689 >>3065710 >>3065724 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Have you people even played the game? It says right at the end that he was a secret service agent that volunteered for all kinds of advanced programs like gene modification and Reconstruction. He was born just like anyone else. He became something better.
ENROLL IN THE! TRANS-HUMAN PROJECT FOR FABULOUS PRIZES!
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 Wed 26 Nov 2008 14:51:00 No. 3065797 Report >>3065793 I haven't finished it yet.
Anonymous
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THINK OF HANNIBAL BARCA. GET YOUR MIND BLOWN.
Anonymous
>>3065797 Oh okay well that explains the united states government survived and are making a virus to kill every living near human your village is attacked, people taken, and used for genetic experiements the shaman dies.
Thats what you get for arguing about stuff you have no idea about.
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4
Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 Wed 26 Nov 2008 15:01:00 No. 3065828 Report Quoted By:
>>3065816 Oh ok, does that mean we're American or not?
Anonymous
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I defeated it with Tacgnol
Anonymous
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After about 30 questions it finally got Crab Nicholson
Anonymous
Nanomachine !!sYW5JNY2dJX
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I still can't get him to guess Amelia from Slayers. I think it's because people think she has no sister. He keeps asking that question and I'm sure that's the reason he gives me that girl from D gray man instead.
Anonymous
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>>3066013 And Doom Marine. Busted him on Imoen.
Anonymous
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Wow. This guy's a psychic or what?
Anonymous
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JESUS GOD GET IT OUT OF MY BRAIN.
Anonymous
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He mixed up Kant and Schopenhauer.
Anonymous
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>>3065616 Goddamnit, Cultist-Chan makes me d'awwweh every single time.
Anonymous
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Been gone a while. What's this site?
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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He guessed Pikachu right. What the fuck.
Anonymous
FFFF- I though about Abbadon The Despoiler. What is this heresy?!
Anonymous
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Oh, this guy is good.
Anonymous
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How does it manage it so easily?
Anonymous
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>>3066164 No, YOU are the heresy.
Christmas Ape
The best part is how he just floats there, asking nothing, giving you that damned smile and tenting his fingers until you break down sobbing, confessing everything to him. No, seriously. This guy needs to make his shit compatible with real web browsers.
Anonymous
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>>3066190 Works with teh Opera.
Anonymous
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I'm beginning to question if he even knows who Hiram Stevens Maxim is.
Schrödinger's Cat
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>>3066190 I think you can expect a visit from the Inquisition.
Christmas Ape
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Well, it guessed Hal 9000 to my Yog-Sothoth. Once you've got him asking "Does it have legs" things aren't looking good for the genie.
Psycho Mantis !4qqC/MRbVU
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>>3065422 Oh for fucks sakes...
Christmas Ape
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>I think it's.... >Bruenor Battlehammer (Forgotten Realms) THIS IS INSUFFICIENTLY LIKE TORDEK.
Anonymous
>>3066190 IT's compatible with Firefox, IE, and Opera at least.
What would you call a 'real' browser then?
Anonymous
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ITT nubs are filling databases and viewing banners for free.
Anonymous
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He guessed Abaddon the Despoiler when I was thinking of Lucius the Eternal but I think I'm the first person to do that so, y'know. No harm no foul there.
Anonymous
>>3066232 Doesn't work on my Firefox. Temporarily disabled Adblock, but it still didn't work.
Anonymous
Guessed RAIDEN for Skulkid/Skalkid, from Majora's Mask. Doesn't show up on the list of other guesses either, but the moon from the same game does, so I lol'd. HeHyeHyaHeHyah!
Anonymous
>>3066255 Go to your options and tell it to allow all images from
en.akinator.com .
Anonymous
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>>3066255 >>3066343 Actually you have to allow a frame that has your username in it.
Anonymous
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>>3066261 I got skullkid.
You must be confusing the poor man with bad answers.
Anonymous
Oh wow. This is what I get for choosing probably for every question.
Anonymous
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>>3066351 YOU. Get adblock plus.
Anonymous !X505JUNJbM
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I will not accept this MACHINE until it recognizes mai waif- Whoops, wrong board...
Anonymous
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Haha! Sweet victory. I picked Inspector Zenigata from Lupin III and the closest he guessed was Jigen, from the same, even after asking if my choice was a Cop (???)
Anonymous
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Alternating between "Probably" and "Probably not"...
Anonymous
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>A smartass who only clicks on no. Hah, you got me th->Character already played 21434 times. ...wut.
Anonymous
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... Well, as far as I'm concerned this thing just won the internet.
Anonymous
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I refuse to use this thing until I have proof that it knows Vlad Taltos or Kharl Cullaine