Gurk da Boy waited. Da lightz above 'im blinked an' sparked outta da air. Dar waz 'umies in da rok. 'e din't see 'em, but 'ad expektid 'em now fo' yeerz. 'is warningz ta warboss Ugrakarma waz not listinend an' now it waz too late. Far too late fer now, anyway. Gurk waz a member of dis here WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! for fourteen minnitz. Win 'e was young 'e watched da kill kroozers an' 'e said ta da boss "I wanna be on da shipz boss."Boss said "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! No! Ya will BE KILL BY 'UMIES" Thar wuz a time when 'e believed 'im. Then as 'e got oldered 'e stopped. But now in da rok of warboss Ugarkarma's WAAAAAGH! 'e know thar iz 'umies."WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" da gubbins crackered. "You must fight da beekies!!" So Gurk gotted 'is choppa an' 'is dakka an' blewed up da wall."HE GOING TO KILL US" said da beekie boyz "I WILL CRUSH THOSE WHO STAND BEFORE ME" said da dradnougth an' he fired some rokkit fingz. Gurk dakkaed at 'im an' tried to blew 'im up. But den da ceiling fell an' dey waz traped an' not able da fight o' win."No! I must clobba da 'umies!" he shouted. Da radio gubbinz zed "No, ya git. You are da 'umies"

And then Gurk was a guardsman.