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You and a group of friends are walking through an industrial estate. Its been a long day, working for the most part, but also doing the shopping, and your just glad to be going home. Its early evening, and everything seems pretty normal, although there's an odd noise coming from somewhere close.

You turn a corner to see a blue booth of some sort, and a rather sharply dressed man dashing towards you, yelling "Which way to the waterworks?!"

What do you do /tg/?