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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:17:00 No.3066817 View View Reply Original Report

You wake up in an old musky warehouse, filled end to end with rows upon rows of wooden crates that extend into the distance. You open one of the nearby crates and find...

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:19:00 No.3066839 Report

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A map

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:20:00 No.3066844 Report

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>>3066817
Warehouse packed with crates? This! I'm a man and a half!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:20:00 No.3066846 Report

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A dildo.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:26:00 No.3066888 Report

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Ain't there a site with all these things listed...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:26:00 No.3066891 Report

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A single black sock. When donned, an exact duplicate appears on the wearer's other foot. If the wearer has only one foot, he immediately acquires a second foot which works normally. When the sock is removed, the duplicate parts (sock/foot/leg) disappear. The duplicate cannot be removed on its own.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:29:00 No.3066906 Report

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Alan Moore's heart.

Now, according to some sumerian/babylonian whatsnt old legend or something like that, Alan Moore is now my bitch.

I make him start doing comics again and cut that Magick crap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:31:00 No.3066920 Report

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A translexifier raygun (takes four AAA batteries, not included) which can transform any object into its anagram.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:37:00 No.3066958 Report

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Blue lipstick and a small bottle of Nair.

Using both of these grants the user the ability to take part in films that rape the subject material.

SIDE EFFECT: Anyone that says the user's name unconsciously adds "the Snailslayer".

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:40:00 No.3066974 Report

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http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/box/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:46:00 No.3067003 Report

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A computer printout of a book very similar to the King James Bible, marked "playtest version."

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:47:00 No.3067008 Report

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>>3066958

I though this film was faithful to the DnD material.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:49:00 No.3067019 Report

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oh ship i haf fund the mispeling vyris

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:49:00 No.3067020 Report

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A matte black metal briefcase. Inside, resting in padded foam recesses, are an odd-looking pistol made of some green ceramic material, and five capsule-shaped projectiles. The pistol will only fire these projectiles, which do damage like a standard heavy pistol. In addition, when the projectiles strike, they rupture and release a deadly virus: if it enters the lungs or bloodstream, it kills within ten hours.

Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs

Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:51:00 No.3067030 Report

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... A MEDKIT THAT YOU REALLY NEEDED!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:52:00 No.3067034 Report

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A name tag with the word Gary on it..

Once you put it on Gary ga gary ry rygaga GARY!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:52:00 No.3067035 Report

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a grue.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:53:00 No.3067040 Report

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>>3067035
But its not dark. The Grue Explodes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:54:00 No.3067045 Report

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...A BOMB?

Fhoor Kay-ohs ♥

Fhoor Kay-ohs ♥ Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:56:00 No.3067060 Report

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>>3066891
What if you have no feet at all?!

And what if you have three?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 21:58:00 No.3067069 Report

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Another, smaller, crate.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:00:00 No.3067078 Report

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A simple, yet beautifully finished wooden chess set. If the board is set up, then one minute later the board will open by moving "1. d4". If a white piece is moved before one minute, then one minute later the board will move a black piece. When the board makes a move, the pieces slide slowly and smoothly across the board; no mechanism for this movement can be detected. The board currently plays with a Chess skill of 14. After losing 14 times, its Chess skill increases to 15. Then, after losing 15 more times, its Chess skill increases to 16, and so on.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:00:00 No.3067079 Report

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>>3067040

D:

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:00:00 No.3067081 Report

Quoted By: >>3069699

Another crate. I exclaim "THAT'S SOME HARRY POTTER SHIT!"

or alternately

#untrap
.
y
#loot
y
#force
.
y
Proceed to scream as I forced the crate with a mace, accidently mangling the whole thing, tearing a couple spellbooks, and rupturing a few potions >:(

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:03:00 No.3067088 Report

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A extremely detailed scaled suburban home made entirely out of popsicle sticks. When closely examined one will find it even has a popsicle stick family seated at the kitchen table, one seat is empty.

Lil piece o´fluff

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Lil piece o´fluff Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:03:00 No.3067090 Report

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>>3066839
>A map

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:05:00 No.3067094 Report

Quoted By: >>3067100

>>3067078
OH GOD BAD MEMORIES OF A CALL OF CTHULHU GAME.

We found a chessboard. Took SAN damage.

Some idiot starts playing chess on it. Ends up with one party member dead, one with a fetish for books and one turned gay by madness. My character, along with another, were playing billiards in another room while this happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:10:00 No.3067100 Report

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>>3067094
Little did you know that they didn't take SAN damage. In fact, it was the two of you playing on the ex-cultist billiards table that suffered SAN loss. You just thought it was the other guys.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:13:00 No.3067109 Report

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>>3067090

Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensible Incompetance (Just as planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+

Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensible Incompetance (Just as planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:14:00 No.3067112 Report

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>>3067003

I see what you did there.

I lol'd.

I'd also find that sack of marbles with universes set directly in the center of them.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:14:00 No.3067113 Report

Quoted By: >>3067305

This.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:41:00 No.3067193 Report

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>>3066958
RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEE!

I'm no Gordon Freeman.

I'm no Gordon Freeman. Wed 26 Nov 2008 22:47:00 No.3067217 Report

Quoted By: >>3067288

>>3066958
I got pissed when that buttfuck killed Snails. I loved Snails.

I apologized on 4chan

I apologized on 4chan Wed 26 Nov 2008 23:05:00 No.3067282 Report

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I look inside the crate to find:

Hitlers Brain. Inside a glass jar, still kept alive via numerous wires. In a small box adjacent I find his left nut.

So that's what happened to it.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 23:07:00 No.3067288 Report

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>>3067217

Never forget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 23:11:00 No.3067305 Report

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>>3067113
wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 23:15:00 No.3067321 Report

Quoted By: >>3067378

>>3067288
I find it great that the black guy is a thief.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2008 23:30:00 No.3067378 Report

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>>3067321

The main character was a thief, as well. He was just a fighter/thief crossclass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 00:04:00 No.3067519 Report

Quoted By: >>3069425

A nondescript mirror. If you look into the mirror, you will see a reflection of what the mirror will display exactly thirty-five seconds into the future. On the back you find a hastily-scrawled note:

"Model 050 out of sync with current timeline. Suggest reboot. -TB"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 00:06:00 No.3067527 Report

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A bear, courtesy of Condemned 2 and /x/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 00:11:00 No.3067544 Report

Quoted By: >>3067718 >>3069378

A mariachi rises from the crates, strumming a guitar. Soon another follows him, blowing on a trumpet, and another, playing a violin. They serenade you, and then move away into the darkness.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 00:21:00 No.3067587 Report

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A sarcophagus.

With a mummy in it.

A perfectly normal, dead, not-undead, not-moving, everyday Mesopotamian mummy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 00:48:00 No.3067718 Report

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>>3067544
This would be great.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 03:01:00 No.3068516 Report

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a chained succubus

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:22:00 No.3069378 Report

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>>3067544
awesome...

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:26:00 No.3069398 Report

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Space AIDS

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:29:00 No.3069409 Report

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skub

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:33:00 No.3069425 Report

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>>3066920
>>3067519
These are awesome

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:39:00 No.3069458 Report

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Exactly 587 dried starfish surrounding the skeleton of an unknown fish species. Instead of fins, it has small, stubby arms and legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:42:00 No.3069472 Report

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A living dodo, on a clutch of three eggs. It hisses angrily if disturbed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:43:00 No.3069474 Report

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Justice.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:44:00 No.3069478 Report

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Wrapped in 1986 Czechoslovakian newspapers, a partly crushed robot head. The remaining facial features bear a striking resemblance to Jackie Chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:46:00 No.3069492 Report

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A transcript of everything your group has said since they entered the warehouse, right up to the point when they opened the box. It's typed - on an old manual typewriter - and covered with a light layer of dust.

A human adrenal gland preserved in formaldehyde. An accompanying lab report indicates that the gland drove its owner into permanent psychosis by manufacturing massive doses of LSD. A cell sample has been sent to CIA headquarters for further research.

A sonic-ray-gun mounted on six wheels. The gun destroys nearly any substance. The typed instruction folder is labeled "Trumpet of Jericho."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:52:00 No.3069518 Report

Quoted By: >>3069543

A seemingly mundane golden ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 06:57:00 No.3069543 Report

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>>3069518
A woman in unusual clothes taking the ring. The is surrounded by bullet following fractal patterns. After all, Marisa did take the precious thing.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:13:00 No.3069616 Report

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A newspaper from another world.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:19:00 No.3069649 Report

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a mosquito encased in amber

OR

a block of what seems to be cement, only with the fact and hands of a mand seemingly pressing out of it with the face in agony and along the sides are glowing buttons and screens, with a script you have never seen before on them

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:22:00 No.3069661 Report

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Preserved shards of frozen dracula.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:27:00 No.3069685 Report

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A series of ten index fingers on a string.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:29:00 No.3069699 Report

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>>3067081
w
b
#untrap
.
y
#loot
y
#force
.
y

(I previously used #adjust to set my dagger's inv letter to b. I break the lock, but not the potions.)

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frost Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:32:00 No.3069706 Report

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lolicard.

Doctor ? !yOVYMaY/uQ

Doctor ? !yOVYMaY/uQ Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:33:00 No.3069715 Report

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A translucent cube made of some unknown material, along with a silver instrument with a red tip and a rather long multicolored scarf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:33:00 No.3069716 Report

Quoted By: >>3069736

A rom board labeled "POLYBIUS."

Sonderling W.I.T.C.H. Fag !BQ3sED2yVs

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Sonderling W.I.T.C.H. Fag !BQ3sED2yVs Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:34:00 No.3069720 Report

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This thing.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:34:00 No.3069722 Report

Quoted By: >>3069734

The Ark of the Covenant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:39:00 No.3069734 Report

Quoted By: >>3071952

>>3069722
The Ark Not of the Covenant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:39:00 No.3069736 Report

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>>3069716
Oh shit yes.

Mediocrates !!tG3QhWVtE/n

Mediocrates !!tG3QhWVtE/n Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:40:00 No.3069741 Report

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Manifested Klein Bottle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:42:00 No.3069746 Report

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A set of exquisitely painted Warhammer 40k miniatures of the army you play.
Strangely, all their plasma/energy weapons and items all glow, but on inspection there are no LEDs worked into the models.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:43:00 No.3069751 Report

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A maze of twisty passages all alike

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 07:55:00 No.3069810 Report

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A hovercraft, full of eels.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 08:03:00 No.3069847 Report

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>>3069810

THIS IS ILLEGAL!

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 08:07:00 No.3069864 Report

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The Ring of 674 - The wearer will always forget to wear underwear. They are still physically capable, and can do so if reminded. They will never connect this behaviour to the ring, nor will they ever think to remove it, unless specifically convinced.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 08:08:00 No.3069872 Report

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You find parts of some sort of robot. If enough crates are opened, you find all the parts. A successful test to reassemble and activate it must be made. Upon activation, it attacks the party with no explanation before or after the attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 08:13:00 No.3069887 Report

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A window peering down into an old musky warehouse, filled end to end with rows upon rows of wooden crates that extend into the distance.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 08:19:00 No.3069912 Report

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Two robots sisters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 08:48:00 No.3070064 Report

Quoted By: >>3071938

A flask. It is permanently attached to the bottom of the crate, which is permanently attached to the floor of the warehouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 09:10:00 No.3070202 Report

Quoted By: >>3071958

A large block of ice which immediately starts melting. The crate has no heat-prevervation property and the block of ice should have obviously melted a long time ago. There is no wetness anywhere in the crate. The ice is made of normal water. It simply waited for you to melt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 16:16:00 No.3071938 Report

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>>3070064

YOU CANT GET YE FLASK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 16:18:00 No.3071952 Report

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>>3069734

The Bark of the Oven Mitt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 16:20:00 No.3071958 Report

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>>3070202
>>waited for you to melt

and then it swept me off my feet with a whirlwind romance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 16:21:00 No.3071964 Report

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Noah's Ark

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 16:21:00 No.3071965 Report

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Noah's Ark, of the Covenant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 16:21:00 No.3071970 Report

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Noah's Ark not of the Covenant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 16:31:00 No.3071995 Report

Quoted By: >>3072084

A large piece of fractured masonry guarded by a large security guard. If anyone asks about it, the masonry crumbles. The guard sighs and replies "That WAS the fourth wall."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 17:04:00 No.3072059 Report

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Noah's DVD collection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2008 17:19:00 No.3072084 Report

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>>3071995

You feel watched, all of a sudden.

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