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Simulationism:

There is an orc in the dungeon.
There is a horny barmaid in the town.

Narrativism:

Watching the orc bully its hobgoblin compatriots, the overbearing fighter sees something of himself in the vile creature, and for the first time feels shame.
The young mage flashes a smile in response to a wink from the buxom barmaid, neither yet realizing that she is in fact his long-lost half-sister.

Gamism:

The fighter's tryst with the comely barmaid has given him a +2 morale bonus, leaving him with sufficient points to burn 6 and use Perseverance ignoring wound penalties during the critical final moments of the battle with the orc boss and his hobgoblin skirmishers.