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In all seriousness, what do techpriests do on their off time?

I mean the ones that haven't had the right side of the brain replaced by the computer and have emotional thought still?

Local oil bar? Crystal Core gaming? Still waiting on Duke Nukem Forever?

Pic related for their favorite magazine.