>>3070032Speaking as an individual of proud French descent, I must correct you.
Japan is France with tiny penises and flat chests.
Japan has produced a great deal of pornography over the past few decades. France was the global pornographic capital for 150 years.
You know how the Japanese like to personify concepts and objects as cute little girls? To the French, everything of importance has always been a half-naked woman. Big ideas! France? Personified in paintings as a half-naked woman! Democracy, victory, liberty, equality, fellowship, all half-naked women!
You Americans! We wanted to share our teat-centric worldview, but you puritans wouldn't have it! We had to cover up the magnificent mammaries on that statue we gave you! Think how much better your country would be if standing in New York's harbor was a glorious, colossal strumpet, brazen bazongas signifying LIBERTY!