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!CPfDSw2lYQ No.3070087 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Ah used ter tink dat dere’z no Gork an’ Mork
An life woz nuffin fo’ an runty ork
But nows ah know wut et takes tu be green.
Ah’ve now become da strongest biggest boss

Ef ah kan see it, den ah kan loot et
Ef ah jus' believe et, den ah kan kramp et

Ah believe ah kan waagh
Dakka and Choppas; we need moar
Ah fink ubbout it ebry nite an dey
Git da ladz an waagh away
Ah believe Ah kan foight
Ah see me stompin’ thruu wif’ all my moight
Ah believe ah kan waagh