Alright, /tg/!

Let's play the game where somebody starts a story with a sentence, then the next person in the circle does the next.

For example.
Anon 1: Once upon a time there was a Guardsman.
Anon 2: Suddenly! A Howling Banshee appeared.
Anon 3: He fell in love with her.
Anon 4: Then the Commissar executed him for heresy.

When someone ends the story they have to start a new one.

So let's get creative, /tg/!
Once there was a Haemonculus and much to his dismay his daughter didn't want to grow up to be a Haemonculus like her dad... She wanted to be a Wych!