You see tg, this Twilight backlash is quite similar to why you faggots don't like watching or playing team sports, going to hot bars or clubs, great TV shows like Dancing with the Stars or American Idol, awesome blockbuster movies like Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls, awesome bands like Linkin Park and Nickleback, etc. I could go on, but I won't.
The point is, you guys are so shunned by society, so socially inept and ostracized from your cool peers, that you band together and try to make fun of what the normal people enjoy, all in a desperate attempt to make it look like it's really your choice that you spend all your leisure time dressing up as wizards or painting armymen.
Twilight is a microcosm of the sadness and desperation of the Nerd. It hurts so bad that people enjoy it so much, because it infringes on nerd territory in a normal and cool way, something that is inherently paradoxical in the nerd world. When normal people take something that you nerds hold so dear, like vampires, and make it normal and cool, it means that you must recess even further into your deep pit of nerddom, pulling out even more obscure and nerdy things to pretend are cool, like a sad porn addict that has to watch freakier and freakier because he can't get off on that normal shit anymore.
You disparage Twilight for being stupid yet so popular, but I contend that this is merely because of your own shallow nerd insecurities. What is popular is popular for a reason - it's popular because it's good. And if delicious jailbait lolis like it it must be especially good.