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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:31:00 No. 1792282 Report Quoted By:
"A real Japanese schoolgirl!"
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:32:00 No. 1792284 Report Quoted By:
<gasp>
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:33:00 No. 1792290 Report "IT'S DEX! DEX! I LOVED MASKED RIDER!"
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:34:00 No. 1792294 Report "..."
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1792290 >Dex i fucking died laughing just now
Bunker !OFOzVPOG0g
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>>1792290 >>1792294 And he's gonna ask where Ferbus is next
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:37:00 No. 1792309 Report ”マスクト...ライダーカ？”
Bunker !OFOzVPOG0g
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>>1792309 Heh, Prince of Space or Child of the sun, whatever floats ones boat.
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:40:00 No. 1792314 Report Quoted By:
俺は太陽の子！！
Patimus !!1FPtf0j20
Drift is so fucked now, he might as well change his name to Jenna Jameson.
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:41:00 No. 1792319 Report 仮面ライダー...
Bunker !OFOzVPOG0g
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>>1792318 he should just either run away or just stab RX what he takes his damn time doing is little combat dance.
Anonymous
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>>1792318 And his death knell will be "Sugoi"
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:43:00 No. 1792330 Report
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:44:00 No. 1792334 Report ...ＢＬＡＣＫ...！
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:45:00 No. 1792336 Report
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:46:00 No. 1792342 Report ...Ｒ...！
Bunker !OFOzVPOG0g
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>>1792336 aaand Drift Runs him the fuck over
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:46:00 No. 1792348 Report ...Ｘ！
Anonymous
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:48:00 No. 1792354 Report Quoted By:
"Naaah, man. it went like this:"
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:48:00 No. 1792355 Report Quoted By:
"ECTOPHASE...!"
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:50:00 No. 1792368 Report Quoted By:
"...ACTIV-"
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:51:00 No. 1792372 Report Quoted By:
"Ow man, what was that f....oh sweet jesus..."
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:53:00 No. 1792374 Report Quoted By:
”ＲＸ キーック！！”
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:53:00 No. 1792375 Report Quoted By:
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:54:00 No. 1792380 Report
Anonymous
Why are you so obsessed with making him this "weeaboo" thing? It's not even remotely implied in his bio.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1792381 I'm guessing they're taking the piss out of him now because he was a Mary-Sue in the comics before.
Patimus !!1FPtf0j20
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>>1792380 ends up in a crumpled mess...
just like Jenna Jameson haha
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:57:00 No. 1792389 Report Quoted By:
"Aw man, what a dick. Power Rangers was better anyway."
Anonymous
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>>1792381 why do you care how other people play with their toys?
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
Quoted By:
>>1792381 This is how we play with toys.
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:59:00 No. 1792395 Report Quoted By:
"Hey, I can see up your dress! It's like I'm really Japanese!"
Anonymous
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>>1792279 Don't stand behind him!
Anonymous
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 07:06:00 No. 1792415 Report And what did you think of this thread, Domon's Head On A Stick?
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 07:07:00 No. 1792423 Report "IT SUCKS!"
Anonymous
>>1792382 No, YOU fuck off.
>>1792383 "Mary Sue"
We DO love to sling that tired old phrase around, don't we? I really don't see any sort of this "Mary Sue" shit people keep citing. It's not like he's been shown to be more invincible than Optimus or Bumblebee. He had ONE spotlight issue.
God forbid a new character EVER be created.
Forget bringing anything new to the table.
And whats wrong with thinking Japanese Pop culture is kinda neat? Are people's lives so hollow they must denigrate someone with different tastes to make themselves feel superior? Can't we just live and let live without slapping labels like "Weeaboo" on them?
Anonymous
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>>1792405 No.
I won't.
Deal with it.
Suri !!lEgt1p6zn
Anonymous
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>>1792428 Chill, we're just having fun.
Anonymous
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>>1792428 Protip bro: the guy collects Japanese action figures, and most people would call that "weeaboo." He's just having fun inserting his own take onto the character for a couple of laughs. Don't get defensive.
>Captcha: paroveds DULL Anonymous
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BAAWWWWWWWWWW, Drift-kun is my fave character! I won't let you humiliate him!!!
Anonymous
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>>1792428 I like Drift's design, I just lol a little at the fact he's got three swords, switched sides, looks like a samurai, and I have heard plays Go(sp?) in one issue.
Don't mind him myself, I'm just bemused.
General Noodles !!MOeTQna6t
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>>1792279 This thread is worth an achieve. I laugh, I laugh hard!
Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now.
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 07:28:00 No. 1792495 Report Anyway, it's blatantly obvious I got Drift, and I'm very happy with him. He has metric fucktons of arm articulation, and at least half-decent leg articulation. He's well balanced and can assume a variety of poses without falling. He's a well-made figure, worth the purchase price. If you're not a fan of the Japanese motif, Blurr and his enormous rifle will undoubtedly be awesome.
Anonymous
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>>1792495 That one's cute. Poor Drift. He needs some kind of special attack to defeat the pink warrior!
Anonymous
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*blink* *blink* O_O SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Anonymous
>>1792495 More Drift in Japan pics!!!
introduce him to tentacle monsters next
Anonymous
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>>1792505 >georgetakei.jpeg Ooooh my.
Anonymous
"A-ahn~ It's feels so good, Haruhi Senpai~ I can feel it filling up my womb, onee-sama!"
KaGAmi
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>>1792415 >>1792423 Best use of spare accessories EVER
Anonymous
>>1792521 Drift, no! That's a bad touch! A bad, bad touch! You should tell an adult!
Anonymous
>>1792532 He was asking for it. Did you see what he was wearing? Little slut was begging for a bat up the anus.
Anonymous
>>1792592 He was young, confused! He was naive and drunk and star struck!
You know he cried himself to sleep later.
Anonymous
>>1792595 Tears of joy, maybe.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1792595 >>1792609 This had better not end up with her pimping him out to Japanese Businessmen.
Anonymous
>>1792633 This is Japan.
She will pimp him out to tentacle monsters.
And the businessmen will pay to watch.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1792633 If only I had a businessman.
Anonymous
>>1792671 I'm torn between telling you not to dare, and DO IT FAGGOT.
>>1792279 What about that guy?
Anonymous
>>1792688 I don't a figma Golgo, sadly.
Anonymous
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>>1792671 >>1792688 Got a TFA Swindle? He's a businessman.
He'll be a midget next to Drift, but still.
Anonymous
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>>1792711 you could make little paper briefcases and ties, and tape them to figures you do have.
...
Why am I helping you pimp Drift? I should stop that. Poor Drift. Go to the women's shelter. No one will pimp slap you there.
Anonymous
what is that, some kinda black wash on his sword?
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 08:42:00 No. 1792773 Report Quoted By:
>>1792749 I used a Gundam Marker to color in the kanji.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Bump.
Anonymous
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Thread is awesome.
Anonymous
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I love threads like this so much.
Anonymous
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 11:48:00 No. 1793127 Report >>1793022 Drift has not got very good luck with women. He should probably stop referring to them as "kawaii neko chans desu ne."
That hurt to type, I hope you know.
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 11:53:00 No. 1793131 Report Quoted By:
<backstage after the Miku Hatsune concert...>
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 11:54:00 No. 1793133 Report "Hey, c'mon, man. I wanna get an autograph too! Hurry up!"
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 11:56:00 No. 1793138 Report ”お前はもう．．．
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 11:57:00 No. 1793140 Report Quoted By:
"I'm...already..."
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 11:58:00 No. 1793141 Report Quoted By:
"...de-GYAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Anonymous
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>>1793138 i simply love miku's reaction.
Anonymous
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>>1793133 >>1793133 oh no he fucking didnt
Anonymous
Anonymous
Your comic is bad and you should feel bad!
Anonymous
>>1793180 Agreed on the Family Guy anaolgy, its like every "joke" in this is some dickhole obvious reference...
Oh Kenshiro is in it? He said omae wa mo shinderu, no fuckin' way. Didn't see that one coming!
Anonymous
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 12:31:00 No. 1793197 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
If you're so clever, then please, go ahead
Anonymous
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>>1793127 I dunno about Drift, man.
He probably enjoys it.
Anonymous
>>1793206 implying I'm not allowed to say shitty food tastes like shit unless i can cook something better>implying you can't say Family Guy is a terrible cartoon because you can't animate something better >implying I can't judge anything without creating something better LOL
Love this retarded type of logic
No wonder you like this shit.
>>1793188 Agreed on the Family Guy anaolgy, its like every "joke" in this is some dickhole obvious reference...Yep, no creativity at all.
>>1793214 MY OPINIONS IS SUPERIORZ
NO PEOPLE CAN LIKE WHAT I NO LIKEZ
Anonymous
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>>1793214 Wow, kita's a nigger but guys like you make him look white
Anonymous
>>1793217 MY OPINIONS IS SUPERIORZNO PEOPLE CAN LIKE WHAT I NO LIKEZ
It's funny how I offer my opinion and yet here you are trying to shout me out, just because it's negative.
ONLY CIRCLEJERK ALLOWED, AMIRITE?
Plus, it's not like i ever said you're not allowed to enjoy shitty comics. Just that /toy/ has some of the most unfunniest people on 4chan.
Anonymous
>>1793240 Well that's just your opinion, man.
Why do you feel you need to come into a thread you don't like, say you don't like it, then get all defensive when people tell you to fuck off for being a killjoy?
I mean really. Find something better to do. No one cares that you're not amused.
>>1793240 The only guy who's being defensive here is you dude, if you don't like a thread, ignore it.
No need to come in here, acting like an asshole with a superiority complex.
But hey, guess retards need to vent too huh?
Anonymous
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The day when people will learn to not reply to trolls
Anonymous
>>1793245 Why do you feel you need to come into a thread you don't like, say you don't like it, then get all defensive when people tell you to fuck off for being a killjoy?I find nothing wrong with someone saying something is bad. Everyone has the right to say their opinion if they want to.
>>1793246 The only guy who's being defensive here is you dudeLOL, so what are all the big babies doing because i say a comic is shit? That's right, being all defensive and saying "I'm no fun"
>if you don't like a thread, ignore it. Again, threads are only allowed to be giant circlejerks?
Get over yourself. If you don't like that not everyone has the same shit taste as you, then maybe you shouldn't speak up in public places.
It'd be pretty lame to see threads where everyone thinks a toy or whatever is GREAT, without discussing OBVIOUS negative traits.
Same with these comics. I said why i don't like it, and people go "BAAAAAW! YOURE NOT ALLOWED HERE"
But i guess you only want a giant circle jerk.
>>1793290 Queen Kittan's retarded brother?
General Noodles !!MOeTQna6t
>A kid is having fun in the sandbox >be a jerk, jump in >kick sand into the kid's face
Anonymous
>>1793307 As mentioned perviously in this thread...
DRIFT VS TENTACLE MONSTER!
DO ITTTTTTTTT
Anonymous
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>>1793293 >>1793307 STOP. FUCKING REPLYING. TO TROLL.
For all you know it could be one of the people who enjoyed this thread and is just fucking with you niggers.
Anonymous
>>1793290 Didn't your dad ever tell you "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."
I want you to take a moment and think about that statement.
Anonymous
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>>1793323 Didn't your dad ever tell you "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."Yeah, and that's why i wonder why OP even made his comic.
Anonymous
So when we get out of the summer holidays, will we lose all the 13 year olds who can't stand seeing people actually playing with toys?
Anonymous
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>>1793356 Play with toys? God forbid, I collect hip collectors' toys and display them in their packaging because it's cool and niche.
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 19:11:00 No. 1793696 Report >>1793314 I had a pipe-cleaner tentacle monster at some point, but I think I threw it away. I should have gotten one of those Inju Hanshoku Tai figures while I had the chance.
Anonymous
>>1793696 >pipe-cleaner tentacle monster more info, please?
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Thu 12 Aug 2010 19:27:00 No. 1793711 Report >>1793703 Well, it was basically just like that spider, but red. I have pictures on my other computer, but it was a ball of pipecleaners with a bunch of pipecleaners sticking out of it. One tentacle was five or six pipecleaners twisted together, so that the monster could hold up a Shinki or a Figma by itself, and it had seven smaller tentacles made of single pipecleaners for restraint and violation. It was pretty easy to make, but because pipecleaners are fuzzy, it tended to collect dust.
Anonymous
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>>1793711 heh, thanks for the description. a custom then, alright.
Anonymous
>>1793703 I want that! Someone make me a pipe cleaner spider!!!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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All this weaboo shit pisses me right off. Alien robots who are "fuck yeah stars and stripes" are fine? Fuck off Amerikkka.
Anonymous
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>>1793314 NO! RUN DRIFT!
(YES! DO IT!)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bump for tentacle monster.
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
>>1795126 >>1793314 I hear the call, the call for JUSTICE.
~Anus Party~ !E74oY61m1s
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Its threads like these that make me angry that everytime I go to Wal-Mart I forget to buy some pipe-cleaners...
Anonymous
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>>1795144 YES.
MOAR PIMPING. I LOVE YOU.
Anonymous
>>1795144 Whoa, is that an Inju Hanshokutai?
An Inju Hanshokutai with its tentacles all over Drift?
Dreams DO come true!
Anonymous
>>1793240 >Just that /toy/ has some of the most unfunniest people on 4chan. You keep saying that in every thread just about. Did you ever once stop and think it's not everybody else that's unfunny?
No, you didn't, because your asperger addled mind won't let you think past your own little reality you've cooked up inside that tiny head of yours.
You are a humorless douchebag. Plain and simple.
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o
ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Fri 13 Aug 2010 05:21:00 No. 1795187 Report Quoted By:
>>1795174 Holy shit man, just ignore him.
Anonymous
Here you go /toy/. Enjoy!
Anonymous
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>>1795551 I don't know shit about Kamen Rider, but I giggled.
Saved. Thanks anon friend!
TK-1987
Anonymous
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I retimed it a little bet.
Anonymous
>>1795144 >>1795162 >inju hanshoku tai I just looked those things up.
Let me see if I'm getting this right. This is a tentacle monster with a highly phallic body shape, that is specifically made to make tentacle rape poses with your other figures.
Did I get that right, or is it from a porn cartoon or something? Oh Japan. You so crazy.
Also, and I probably should ask, but I'm curious; are the tentacles flexible?
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Fri 13 Aug 2010 09:01:00 No. 1795786 Report >>1795726 Yeah, that's what they're for. It was just a line of generic tentacle rape monsters. They even came with various attachments for their appendages. Unfortunately, I haven't gotten my hands on one, but I believe the tentacles have wires in them for posability.
Anonymous
>>1795786 >attachments Do they come in ribbed and vibrating? Goddamn though, I keep looking at the things and I'm torn between laughing at how ridiculous they are and clenching my thighs shut in revulsion.
Anonymous
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>>1795889 An they come in more than one flavor!
Anonymous
Inju Sanran-tai
Anonymous
Inju Ouji
Anonymous
Inju Hanshoku-tai
gs83
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haaaaaa-----!!!!
Jason Canty
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>>1792380 JUST PERFECT! :D
>>1792381 It's not even remotely implied in his bio.
No but he comes off forced in AHM, and his spotlight series. Sort of like Poochie when he joined Itchy and Scrachy...
Also Smolder talks like a the Fox Kids 1990's Wolverine (ignore his voice in the 3D short on Hasbro) and befriends human orphens just to burn down their orphanages to piss off Autobots.
And lastly ROTF Legends class Shadow Stalker is a Tsundere Cog-tease for Bumblebee, and thus Botcon Shadow Stalker, is retro actively got the hots for Classics and WFC BumbleBee.
SS wants to SS with BB.
>>1792671 Catboi Drift-o Chan?
>>1793127 Hes going to develup a Fem-dom complex.
>>1795144 Ok do you have Airazor and Tigatron? Because you know.. Um you could recreate the time they got umm it in the end from the VOK plant.
Anonymous
>>1796511 Kinda want this penis shaped caterpillar... where can i get?
andysocial
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>>1797720 Me too. Unfortunately every site I've found says "long sold out". They came out in 2007 or 2008 and are all gone now. I can't even find a used one for sale on the interwebs anywhere. I can't imagine anyone ever tiring of playing with this, so we may never see one for sale.
Anonymous
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>>1796512 >>1796511 >>1796509 Holy shit, I want an all-purpose loli molester.
Fucking Clawjaw isn't good enough anymore.
Anonymous
>>1792654 >>1795144 Damnit /toy/, look what you made me do.
General Noodles !!MOeTQna6t
Why aren't this thread achieved yet?
Anonymous
>>1798101 Because there's nothing funny or unique enough about it to make it worth archiving?
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
∞TURRET !!62SpPREFT
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
>>1798112 Someone would probably be able to do better than this.
General Noodles !!MOeTQna6t
>>1798106 >that's like your opinion man ∞TURRET !!62SpPREFT
>>1798119 I see he has swivel thighs...just turn his legs around.
Anonymous
>>1798101 Because we aren't done with it.
General Noodles !!MOeTQna6t
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
>>1798125 I think when I tried to do that, he couldn't stand up. Besides, he's a chicken walker that way!
∞TURRET !!62SpPREFT
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>>1798138 you're supposed to chicken-walk when in gerwalk mode...I had a pic of my evil prime in gerwalk...cannot find it damn....
Not that I necessarily have a problem with Drift being 'weaboo' or whatever since he's American designed for an american comic, made by an american company, but...what about RotF Bludgeon? Sure, he's a japanese tank to samurai thing, but he's still got the same heritage as drift, even with the Pretender...
Anonymous
When there is no tentacle beast, there is...
Anonymous
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>>1798199 Samurais are cool.
"I was a decepticon but then I joined the mysterious third faction nobody's ever heard of and now I'm an autobot and everyone likes me and also I'm japanese" is not cool.
Anonymous
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>>1798199 You have to remember that the original toy was presented in the same context as a scuba-driver octopus man and a vampire bat monster. The samurai motif is just a design quirk. But I can see how his appearance in the Marvel Comics and everything that followed is Weeaboo-ish.
Anonymous
>>1798215 And the "Award Winning" version, with dark daylight lighting, a broken wall, and a view of everyone's faces.
You can pretend there's some innocent song playing in the background to add to the award-winning rape trauma.
Anonymous
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>>1798215 >>1798237 Award winning looks a bit more like he's getting mugged. The first one is more molesty.
Oh, and for music
>hush little baaaaby don't say a word >momma's gonna buy you a mock-ing bird Anonymous
>>1798215 >>1798237 Bend him over or turn him into the wall or something.
It's creepy. But we're not quite at rape level 10 yet.
Wait... Whoever has the tentacle monster
>>1798096 This pose
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
>>1798215 What the hell is wrong with you, boy?! I fought those Japanese sons-of-bitches all across the God-damned Pacific, watched my friends die from their cowardly kamikaze attacks, for your God-given freedom! And what do you go and do, you ungrateful bastard? You go and make yourself one of those shitty Jap cars! Stupid rice-burning pieces of trash, and yet you practically worship them! And fix your God-damned muffler, sounds like a tin can being hit by a weed eater, don't sound anything like a real engine, it sounds like crap! I bet you don't even know what that damned shit you've painted on your doors even says, you retarded waste of space! You want to be a real car, a true car, then you want to be an American car! You should have more pride in your country you lousy ingrate! Hard-working Americans are losing their jobs because of idiots like you lapping up that foreign shit. Why, I'll take any good-old American muscle car and beat the crap out of your pansy ass and your stupid wing or whatever the hell that shit is on your back any day. Makes you "go faster", hah! In my day, if we wanted our cars to go faster, we put FLAMES on them. And if that wasn't enough, then hell, we'd make fire come out of the exhaust! Set the whole damn car on fire, and it'd still kick your sorry ass! Why the hell can't you be more like Hubcap here, he may be a young'un be he's actually got brains! He knows class and style when he sees it, and it ain't got no nippon shit on it! Now get the hell outta here and don't come back until you're a real car. AND FIX YER DAMN MUFFLER!
Anonymous
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>>1798237 >hey there sonny >want shome popshicles? Anonymous
>>1798271 Jetfire, take your pills.You know how you get when you won't take your meds.
Come over here and stop making drift cry.
Anonymous
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>>1798237 Fire safety song for children?
>If you see a fire. Get out, get out! >If you think you smell smoke. Get out, Get out! >Meet your family outside. Get out, get out! >Get outside before you call for help. >Don't hide in the bedroom. Get out, get out! >Don't hide in the closet. Get out, get out! >Don't put out the fire. Get out, get out! >Get outside before you call for help. (
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENckgfkADsM )
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
>>1798282 You think I don't know what yer up to? Yer tryin' to put me in a home! And I'm not going to any God-damned home! 'Bots go to homes to die, and I ain't about to die! You try and put me in a home, and I'll whup your sorry ass so hard they'll be puttin' you in a home! No respect for yer elders, you damn kids!
Anonymous
>>1798268 I've got Drift's pose down, but Jetfire's giving me some trouble. He's a good deal shorter than Dorifuto-chan-sama-noji and he's a greater deal less articulated. Need to work on Jetfire.
Anonymous
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>>1798315 What if you stood him on something? Like a pencil case, or a box?
Anonymous
>>1798311 Hubcap! Stop kicking Drift! That's very un-American!
Now, Jetfire, you need to calm down. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the retirement home. There's lots of bots like you there, and you can come and go as you please. Its not a nursing home.
There's even some find foxy lady bots living there. Vintage.
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
>>1798327 Why you little...! Hubcap's so God-damned American he shits apple pies! And don't think you can fool me, a home is still a home! To hell with you, I'm going to go live with Optimus Prime, at least he knows how to treat a man with respect!
Anonymous
Jetfire's my name.
Anonymous
>>1798346 Jetfire, back away from the camera, you're much to close to it.
>Hubcap's so God-damned American he shits apple pies Neither of you are American. You're both immigrants, but Earth and America have let you make your home here. Why can't you embrace Drift they way we've embraced you?
Oh Jetfire. You really should take your pills. You're very angry about nothing, and you know what that does to your blood pressure... fuel pressure. Whatever.
And Optimus has seen the community. He thinks its lovely.
Anonymous
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>>1798353 Drift! Yell 'fire'! People are more likely to come to your aid if you yell 'fire!'
(Also, I hear grabbing and twisting will make someone pass out.)
Poke him in the eye!
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
>>1798359 Don't you tell me what to do, you whippersnapper! Why I oughta-
Hurghhh...my-my spark! I'm...
Anonymous
>>1798395 This is the big one!
I'm comin' Elizabeth!
White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
>>1798395 Jetfire was later pronounced 'dead on scene' by EMTs that responded to the 9-1-1 call. Cause of death was determined to be congestive spark failure due to stress.
Thanks a lot, Drift, you got Jetfire killed.
Anonymous
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>>1798404 What? No! Don't blame Drift! It wasn't his fault Jetfire wouldn't take his meds! We tried to get him in the old folks community center, where he could relax, but he wouldn't go.
Don't blame poor Drift! If anything, blame me!
Anonymous
to be fair, this comic is really unfunny and the only people defending it are the aspie weeaboo permavirgins
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1799261 >Aspies calling aspies aspie Anonymous
Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1799643 >i'm mad and my comix suk :( Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1801109 Oh Drift.
You just can't catch a break. That's a uh, interesting way to modify your toy there anon. Planning on keeping him like that for awhile?
Poor poor Drift. His butthurt will be immense.
Anonymous
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>>1801123 No, I couldn't leave poor Drift like that.
(He'd eventually tip over and take Soundwave down with him.)
hurricane567 !!MgGJcopp4
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>>1801428 I have at least 1 more Drift gag, i need to buy another toy, though.
>>1798402 JETFIRE IS REDD FOXX, CANNOT UNHEAR
kurumi<3 !6R9ehCOhOw
i don't want to make another thread so i'll just ask here
Anonymous
>>1801463 because the japanese also use chinese writing. they call it kanji. a single character represents a single word which would usually have to spelled out per syllable in katakana or hiragana.
the kanji characters still share the same meaning but is pronounced differently by the chinese, i think.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1801756 cuz it's impossible for someone on 4chan to be japanese or chinese, since they would know this without being nerds because it's their fucking language.
Anonymous
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>>1801468 What this anon said. The characters usually mean the same thing in both languages but it's pronounced differently. It may not be the case for all kanji but from what I've seen, a lot of it do.
NotSoUltraMagnus !KQLnlovZ2A
someone quickly do this and we´re all set
Anonymous
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>>1801468 Some of the kanji characters will share the same meaning, not all.
Anonymous
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is there a good way to mod his long sword to become less flimsy? like, maybe painting it with superglue or somesthing...
Jason Canty
>>1801123 Durifto-chan.. /Toy/s new TF that gets no Respect. I think ROTF Breakaway isn't treated as badly.
Ok since Smolder is /toy/'s new resident Axe murdering psyco, who would he chop to death first out of some weird obscure event in some past he had between the two autobots that only he remembers and has been having a "smoldering" rage building up over the years and building huge overthetop revenge trap. Would he go after Drift or Breakaway first?
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ｷﾀ━━━━━━( ㆍ∀ㆍ)━━━━━━ !!!! !VIPPERqY8o Sun 15 Aug 2010 20:30:00 No. 1801823 Report >>1801790 Breakway never got much hate. Most of the posts I saw were him being adorable, with occasional pictures of Thrust raping him.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1801790 Smolder would pin Drift's hands down with the autobot's own short swords, impale the katana through his abdomen, and rape him with the handle of the mini-con axe.
He'd do all of this in front of Breakaway, traumatizing the little guy for life.
Jason Canty
>>1801823 oh I know he didn't get much (or any) hate. I just was the whipping boy of /toy/ due to his ~nyoon like face. And yes would be abused constantly by his decepticon clone.
I think of his /toy/ incarnation as something akin to Bill from King of the Hill. Farily compitient in military action, but lack of respect or aprecation by the other characters (toys) anywhere else. heh.
>>1801856 OH GOD I loled to hard I had to catch my breath.
I CAN see Smolder doing this.. Mumbling on about Drift Bumping into him years ago when he was Deadlock and not saying excuse me, and Breakaway for just being to easy of a target.
Oh Smolder... you crazy and awesome.
Smolder: UGH.. Finaly my revenge for you bumping into me.
Drift: Ugh. I.. I have no ide.. ughh the swords.. *gauuk*
Smolder: YOU KNOW! *unf* When you
where Dreadlock, we're at our Decepticon
initiation. You. Bumped. INTO... ME!!!
And didn't say sorry.
Drift: Wha.. Your.. Your insain.. gauhh. Huff.
Why.. Why is Brakeaway-chan here then.
Smolder: Uhm? Oh him. Its his own fault really.
Hes to easy of a target! Hmmph.
Breakaway: Oh Primus whyyyy!
NotSoUltraMagnus !KQLnlovZ2A
Anonymous
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this thread is amazing
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1801823 >didn't know what Breakaway looked like >googled it >HIS WITTLE FAAACE Anonymous
>>1802219 >The saddest little robot in the whooooooole world. White Optimus !xh9AZ4srWA
Drift, the amazing half-robot, half-car!
Anonymous
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>>1802227 Some might say he's a....CARROBOT?
DOHOHO!
Anonymous
Broke in Japan, Drift? What a sucky situation.
Anonymous
This thread has convinced me to go get a Drift so my Shinkis can make him their bitch. Tigris has a great rape face for this.
Jason Canty
>>1802221 Yeah he has a sad face mixed with a High Altitude mask type of look.
His body also gives the slight viusal impression of a Airforce Pilot suit with it bagy and bulky in the legs. And then they give him... Toes. not sure why though.
>>1802517 >>1802536 Drift finaly lives his dream to be a Japanse Idol Singer.. and to be cold glued.
XD
>>1802772 Please do share images if you can!
Anonymous
>>1802536 (Updated this picture.)
Broke in Japan, Drift? What a sucky situation.
Anonymous
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>>1802772 Here
>>1802796 I just got back from the city with Drift in my possession, pictures will be going up soon I just need to find my camera.
Anonymous
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>>1802517 How kaiwaii!~~~ Soon he will be molested by all the japanese men.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1801856 >>1801915 Post pics of this happening. Now.
Anonymous
Now if only Drift got attacked by Billy Herrington or Hard Gay...
Anonymous
>>1804061 Oh god, now I want a figma Hard Gay so bad...
Anonymous
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>>1804063 I want to buy ten and give them to friends and family.
Anonymous
Jason Canty
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>>1804056 need to find some twist ties.. But I think I can do it.
Anonymous
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>>1804928 All I can see is that little :( face is the corner and I lost it. My gaze just goes there and I lol.
Jason Canty
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>>1804928 Why so violent? >:o
