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/toy/, It is winter 2012 and several companies that make some of our favorite toys have gotten together and decided to make their products available at Wal*Mart. The new Wal*Mart toy aisle has it's grand opening in a month, and will feature, (along with the usual limited selection of Joes, Barbies, HotWheels, and other various pegwarmers), Revoltech, Figma, Figuarts, MotuC, ThreeA, HotToys and TFMP, among others. The Question is, do you brave the neckbeards, the angry, underpaid and poorly-treated employees, do you wade through the fat, badly-tattooed women with their multiple nearly naked dirty kids, all those kids putting their grimy hands and orange-soda -stained mouths all over the QueensBlades and MP Primes? Dare you go to the dreaded toy aisle ever again? Or do you donate your toys, and collect stamps or try ham radio?