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What is the coolest toy you've bought from a Dollar Store? To make it a hard question, it can't be a bootleg/knock off.

Mine would have to be when I was about 13 I bought this little deformed S.W.A.T. guy. There were quite a few different ones like cops, firemen, etc.

You might have seen them. They had stubby legs, weird blocky feet, and long arms. The only articulation was the shoulders and legs could move back and forth.

That guy was fucking awesome.