>>329833Sometime you just don't have a flesh and blood cock to ride when you really need it. Dildos serve that purpose excellently.
But honestly, I think they're getting more outlandish every passing year. A dildo doesn't need ten million little pointy nubs and gaudy rainbow colors. All it needs to do is slide in and out and around until I come my brains out. I saw one that claims to have sybian-like speed. Not only is there no motor small enough that can produce such high RPMs (Sybians are still fucking gigantic, most of the bulk is the motor that drives it), but that kind of speed is overkill for some simple masturbation.
God, I think this little wall of text about fucking dildos means I need to get more sleep.