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Are You Being Served? A Change is as Good as a Rest

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Ladies and Gentlemen's Department are temporarily put in charge of the Toy Department.

Best line:

Mrs. Slocombe: Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?
Captain Peacock: I'm told people perfer the real thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2bOYB7gFuo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ZGJul2LaI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTEirwNUil4