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This just looks like the writer was going through his parents' garage, and found a bunch of his old toy boxes. There were twenty of them so he decided to write an article. However, even though that's probably the case, even a hardcore Joefag like I will have to admit that Joe vehicles are nearly all ridiculous contraptions. The Mean Dog is still one of my favorite toys of all time, though.
The biggest JoeRAGE I've suffered lately was G4's AOTS spoof of Cobra Commander, who keeps hollering "Cobra LA-la-la-la-la-la!" Why would he say that? That's right, he wouldn't! If you're going to try to spoof our collective childhoods, at least get your canon right, fuckers! RAGE!