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My brother is all "Blah blah blah sell your Halo toys", but you know what? Fuck him. I won these motherbitches, why should I just give them to some asshole? And for what? Chump change I'm going to blow on snacks and coffee anyway? Fuck that.

I love my Halo toys. Especially the Warthog. It's awesome.