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So it's Thanksgiving...

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And a bunch of the relatives have come over and brought their little ankle biter kids. So I decide to lend my Transformers to their enjoyment. I have to do all the transformations cause they don't know how. Now none of this is a problem.... EXCEPT THAT THEY KEEP CALLING BLITZWING STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!