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The savage face of primitive man that bares itself when there are not enough figures on the pegs.

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CNN reports that a temporary Wal-Mart employee was trampled to death today at a Wal-Mart store in Long Island, New York when the store first opened its doors at 5 a.m as people rushed in to grab the early morning specials.