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All those that have currently used 4chan in the past Three months will be taken from the planet and placed on a new world. Those that are taken will be given Ten minutes to gather what they consider necessary supplies and gear. They have a maximum weight limit of 200 pounds of gear or, are allowed to bring one person of their choice along with one hundred pounds of gear and supplies.

At the end of ten minutes they will be instantaneously teleported to a world they have never seen. This world will have an alien ecology that is reminiscent of prehistoric Earth. Each board will be given control of a single crumbling city. Its ruins will contain the basic necessities to survive at a medieval level of technology. The surrounding terrain will vary based and would seem to be all part of a rather large continent.

The Architecture of each city is wildly varied and seems to borrow from a dozen or so different Earth cultures. The buildings, fields and public works are all overgrown and run down at this point and it seems that no one has been here in several generations at least.
Possible issues with Histamine and rejection of non-native protein does not seem to occur when you consume local plants and animals and the ecology seems to be at least for the time fairly wary of you.

What shall you do /trv/? Create utopia or reign hell down upon a new world?