Hey /trv/, I'm in dire straits here.

I'Ve been living in London for the last few months, being jobless for the most of it because I am a lazy fucking faggot who's always had everything given to me, that's basically good at one thing that can't make money (Guitaring/Singing) and that has no experience in anything. I don't have much money left, enough for about a month and a flight home. However, I have a visa which would allow me to work anywhere in the EU. I speak fluently in French and I've been told Belgium would be cheaper and I'd make more cash be able to save more as well as travel much more easily.

I need some help /trv/, I hope you can.