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Airline stories

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This one i heard from my father who is a pilot for Northwest Airlines. While in the runway of an unnamed airport, a Lufthansa Airline pilot came online and said something to the effect of "we have a few missing passengers" (meaning they bought their tickets and didn't arrive on the plane) in english.
Over the communication line my father heard an anonymous pilot ask in a hushed whisper, "have you checked the ovens?"
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