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Canadian Mon 29 Sep 2008 18:23:00 No.66313 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey Americans,

Stop coming to Canada. It's almost entirely identical to America so you waste your money coming here. Plus things are more expensive, and it's colder.

Also, don't come to Toronto to "sight see" and take pictures.

Your pal,

Canadian

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2008 18:47:00 No.66314 Report

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テスト

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2008 20:21:00 No.66349 Report

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Hey Americans,

Stop coming to Iraq. It's almost entirely identical to America so you waste your ammo coming here. Plus things are more explosive, and it's warmer.

Also, don't come to Badgad to "search destroy" and be shot.

Your pal,

Iraqi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2008 20:24:00 No.66350 Report

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Hey Americans,

Stop coming to Germany. It's almost entirely identical to America so you waste your money coming here. Plus things are more expensive, and it's cleaner.

Also, don't come to Berlin to "sight see" and take pictures.

Your pal,

German

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2008 20:27:00 No.66352 Report

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Hey Americans,

Stop coming to Andorra. Ah, wait - you don't.
Everything's fine, then.

Your pal,

Andorran

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2008 20:30:00 No.66355 Report

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Hey Canadians,

Stop coming to Cuba. It's almost entirely identical to the Dominican Republic so you save your money coming here. Plus things are cheaper, and it's the same temperature.

Also, don't come to Havana to "sight see" and take pictures.

Your pal,

Cuban

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2008 20:54:00 No.66357 Report

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Hey Americans,

Don't stop coming to Afghanistan. It's not at all identical to America so you won't waste your money coming here. Plus things are less expensive, and you'll come back in a nice box.

Also, come to the mountains to "sight see" and take pictures.

Your pal,

Taliban

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2008 20:59:00 No.66358 Report

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Hey Humans,

Please stop coming to Antarctica to pollute our pristine coasts and make noise with your annoying research equipment. We don't want you here, you disturb our nests. Seriously, stop coming or we will crush you.
Your pal,

Penguin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Sep 2008 21:06:00 No.66360 Report

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Hey Anon,

Stop coming. It's almost entirely identical to Orgasm so you waste your fluids coming. Plus things are more expensive, and it's colder.

Also, don't come "sight see" and take pictures.

Your pal,

Cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 02:21:00 No.66410 Report

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Hey Canadians,
Give my fiance over and I'll never visit the shitty city of Windsor again sans when he wants to see his family.

Your buddy,

Texas

P.S. - When I possibly there in a few years I will bring the 40+ Texas summer with me.
P.S.S. - Poutine is pig disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 02:23:00 No.66411 Report

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>>66410
P.S.S.S. - stop raping Mexican food, Taco Bell in the states is already bad enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 02:45:00 No.66417 Report

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>>66410

Hey Texas. Fuck you, and stay out of Windsor anyway.

Your buddy,
Canada

PS - When you "possibly in here", we'll be waiting at customs with a rubber glove.
PPS - Of course, your puny southern mind couldn't hope to wrap itself around the culinary supremacy that is, la Poutine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 03:51:00 No.66435 Report

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Hey Russians,

Stop coming to Georgia. It's almost entirely identical to Russia so you waste your time coming here. Plus things are cheaper and it's about the same climate.

Also, don't come to T'bilisi to "be a good role model" and shoot everything.

Your pal,

Georgian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 03:54:00 No.66436 Report

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Hey Mexicans,

Stop coming to America. It's nothing like Mexico so you waste your money coming here. Plus things are more expensive, and its colder.

Also don't come to Los angeles to "sight see" and then take our jobs.

Your pal,

American

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 04:50:00 No.66447 Report

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While tourism may seem innocuous, it can cause environmental destruction, from the necessary infrastructure needed to accommodate tourists, as well as prop up evil regimes and foreign companies. Also, isn't it racists to go to other countries to see the people as if they were animals in a zoo? Tourist don't expand their minds, just their egos. Yeah, you spent a week in Bumfuckstan and now you know everything about their culture, college boy.

Traveling to foreign countries is inherently an act of imperialism that only the most fiercely xenophobic cretins would ever consider. In a civilized society citizens who even think of such things would be institutionalized.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 05:29:00 No.66456 Report

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Hey Earthians,

Stop coming to Mars. It's almost entirely identical to America so you waste your money coming here. Plus things are more rocky and gaseous.

Also, don't come to the polar ice cap to "sight see" and take pictures.

Your pal,

Mars

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 06:38:00 No.66464 Report

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Hey Americans,

Stop coming to France. It's almost entirely different to America so you waste your money coming here. Plus things are more expensive, and it's more a la mode.

Also, don't come to Paris to "sight see" and take pictures.

Your pal,

Frenchie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 07:18:00 No.66473 Report

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Hey Aliens,

Stop coming to Earth. It's almost entirely identical to Xenon XII so you waste your Alien Credits coming here. Plus things are more expensive, and it's less chrome.

Also, don't come to earth to "sight see" and take cows.

Your pal,

Earthling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Sep 2008 07:43:00 No.66475 Report

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Hey Sinners,

Stop coming to Hell. It's almost entirely identical to Downtown Detroit, so you waste your sanity and hope coming here. Plus things are more fucked up, and it's way way hotter.

Also, don't come to hell to "sight see" and ask Hitler for an autograph.

Your pal,

Satan

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