Gee, things like this:
http://matadornights.com/sexiest-men-in-the-world-outside-the-us/

...always make me rage. I don't know entirely why, but naive women whose legs suddenly become as wide as canyons when they cross a border piss me off.

I wish they'd all watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHerwQGKYNo&e

Pic related. Apparently drunk hipsters are also considered delectable by delirious and deluded traveling dunces. I tried to say as much in the comments section, but they like to exercise censorship clearly 'cause my post was deleted. :'(