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ITT: beta travel tales

>be in Europe
>be virginfag, in Europe with hope of meeting random stranger, falling in love, etc
>have no friends to go with, be there alone
>be sitting on train through Italy, it is sunset
>in carriage, three American girls get in, say hello
>we get to talking, "hey anon, where are you from? etc"
>I play it cool, am freaking out inside, be major beta
>one is cute and sitting next to be with window seat, other two are facing us
>cute girl is wearing short shorts and a tank top
>other two go to get food, leave me and girl alone
>sitting side by side
>I keep talking, tell her the sunset is beautiful
>she smiles and says ya
>moment seems perfect, romantic, side by side
>I put my hand on her bare thigh
>backfires
>she freaks out, jumps up, calls me creep
>storms off
>I think I am going to get killed by ticket person
>girls come back, dead silent, looks of death, I just stare out window
>they get bags and leave

mfw