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So, I'm going to Las Vegas this January, for a few days.
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Amerifag living in LA here.
Anonymous
>>71271 Well that sucks. I kind of don't have a choice. I've already booked the flight and hotel, since I'm going there for a conference.
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!SFRnrjTlVC6
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!SFRnrjTlVC6 Mon 20 Oct 2008 06:42:00 No. 71277 Report Quoted By:
Let me get this straight. You're coming to my nation for the first time for a limited time and you pick.... Vegas. The biggest electronic money-siphoning fart of a town in Christiandom, parked in the middle of nowhere.
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!SFRnrjTlVC6
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!SFRnrjTlVC6 Mon 20 Oct 2008 06:44:00 No. 71279 Report Hang on. I may actually have something of interest. 'Uniquely American,' huh? How about shooting a full auto machine gun?
http://www.thegunstorelasvegas.com/ Anonymous
>>71279 HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
FUCK YES AMERICA YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME
Anonymous
>>71275 just curious, what country are you coming from?
and if you HAVE to go, just avoid casinos and gambling. drive or walk down the strip or something, thats the most memorable experience. everything else is shit and deserves to be nuked
Anonymous
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>>71284 I'm coming from Canada.
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>>71279 That's the first time in a while i've felt that remote twang of "proud to be a US citizen". Thanks, /trv/, i think.
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!SFRnrjTlVC6
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!SFRnrjTlVC6 Mon 20 Oct 2008 07:06:00 No. 71288 Report Quoted By:
>>71283 LOL. Glad I could help. I thought I remembered hearing about it from... somewhere.
/sticks finger in ear, wiggles violently
Anonymous
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Las Vegas' heyday died with the rat pack. It's now a dank, depressing shithole and has been for decades.
Anonymous
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This is Vegas
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33162.html Watch and do what that guy does. You'll have a great time.
Anonymous
If you want to buy some marijuana, go up to the mexicans giving out the prostitute cards on the corners, and ask for mota. Tell them you are not a cop, and tell them you want 3.5rams for $40.
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>>71304 That's almost twice the normal rate.
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Go see the Cirque Du Soleil show "O" at the Bellagio. It's well worth the money. Purchase tickets ahead of time. It'll be one of the more amazing things you've ever seen in your life. Also make a point to check out the Wynn hotel. It's a pretty cool place regardless of whether or not you gamble there. Protip: take some women with you and play penny or nickel slots. Your money lasts longer, it's just as fun as anything else, and you still get free drinks.
Anonymous
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CES, LAS VEGAS, DRUNK COLLEGE KIDS, BALLMER, TECHNOLOGY, GAMBLING
Anonymous
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>>71268 You can go see the Statue of Liberty, once you're tired of America you can go see the Eiffel Tower
Anonymous
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Go to a neighboring county and fuck a prostitute.
Anonymous
If you're a starstruck douchebag with an expensive sporty car and expensive clothes you can go to really exclusive clubs like PURE with a bunch of skanks with more money than sense. If you're lucky you might even catch Lindsay Lohan doing lines of coke somewhere.
Yelp.com is your friend. Go there right now and look up stuff to do, things to eat, and stuff in Vegas there.
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>>71610 Stressing that these places are very, ludicrously nitpicky and there's a 60%-70% chance they won't even let you in because you aren't sexy enough. Your chances improve greatly if you're female and hot.
Anonymous
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Go to the Liberace Museum
