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Please try to help me

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I'm screwed.

I need to get out of the USA because there's no opportunity here. I'm trying to raise mys kids, live a respectful life, I've been good but 15 years ago I was convicted of a felony. Now I'm on the registry and can't hardly live. I've lost my plush job, my home and now I'm living off my retirement, moving around from place to place. I need to suport my kids.

I know many countries wont have me but if anyone knows where I can go and become a citizen, I wouuld be greatful. BTW: We love the beach and the kids like warm to hot weather.