Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.

Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
!!rX4XoCgyivh
[47 / 0 / ?]

HOW TO GET THROUGH SECURITY AT THE AIRPORT...

!!rX4XoCgyivh No.76499 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Those of us in the US are nearing the Thanksgiving holiday and for many, this means trying by plane to see others.

I present you a brief guide for traveling through US airport security checkpoints as quickly as possible.