I've known Anna Kendrick for some time. She's as honest as her Tweets make her look. But she has a secret. It's a secret that shocked me when I first found out: Anna wasn't born the way humans were born. In fact, it's debatable whether she's human or not. It turns out she was genetically engineered and is a human-mouse hybrid. "I don't want this coming out," she said. "Something about bioethics and 'playing God', they said," she explained. "It'd be trouble for everyone." Every morning, Anna has a routine: she has to tape down her mouse ears and hide them under her hair. ("Pretty much everyone I work with knows about them," she tells me about her ears. "They won't tell anyone, mostly due to the government keeping a close eye on them.") Her extra pair of ears look like any pair of mouse ears, only bigger. They're on the top of head, kind of like a catgirl's ears in one of those Japanese animes you guys like so much. The last thing she does is clip her whiskers. I've seen her do it. You can tell it hurts, since when she's done she's all teary-eyed. Other than the mouse ears and whiskers, Anna's a normal girl. She doesn't even like cheese!