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!!p3mpBqBwOeY No.15815930 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Stoners always say that "everybody should smoke weed, that way the world would be a place." These are the same people who do nothing with their lives all day, everyday. If they want people to take up their addictive habits, then the motor of the world would come to a screeching halt, and nothing in the world would ever get done.