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So, I just saw this for the first time, and it was really fun. It was great seeing all the old Universal monsters together, though I admit I was disappointed at how little screentime Gillman and the Mummy got compared to the other three. "Give me the amulet, you BITCH!" is one of the greatest lines ever, and I actually got a little teary-eyed at Frankenstein's fate.

Idea for the inevitable remake? Replace the Universal monsters with Freddy, Jason, Michael, Alien and Predator, with Freddy taking Dracula's role, naturally. Predator takes Frankenstein's role, since the other monsters have no honor and the kids are also fellow "hunters."