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!!9ncPyqkTyZT No.15816967 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
"I don't wanna be on the news dawg"

"Well, it's? a little late for that dawg"

Ironically, that's the loophole they used to broadcast people's faces without their consent. To Catch a Predator was technically not a reality show, but a news programme and thus it's protected from civil liability by the 1st Amendment. Sneaky.