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>capped internet for the last 4 weeks
>uncapped this morning
>downloaded all episodes of Justified, The Office, SGU, Game of Thrones, Camelot, Supernatural, Hellcats, Community and Dr. Who that I missed in that time
>tonight's gonna be a good night
>mfw I'm getting the fuck out of here before any of youupstanding gentlemenspoil anything

See you tomorrow - I plan on starting a lot of new threads.