>>158193831 yes
2 no, it's an AI
3 not every hole is yonic, just how not everything that's taller than it is wide is phallic (besides if you're going this route the gun looks phallic)
4 no you go around actively knocking over turrets and confronting glados
5 yes
6 no she has neurotoxin and turrets
7 yes
8 yes but how is this womanly
9 you do get the cake in the end
sage for making me reply to a shitty troll