ITT: Shit films you shouldn't see

I just went to see this with a few friends. I don't THINK I've ever seen a movie with less character development. The twists and turns, so typical of stab-happy flicks like this one, were so utterly predictable that between me and my 3 friends, we sussed out who the main killer was, who would die (10 minutes before they died) and several other plot twists that I couldn't say without a spoiler tag.

This is somewhat Ironic, considering a large part of the film was dedicated to groundbreaking and 'breaking the norms'. Doubly ironic given that a large part of the 'mystery' contained within the plot is based on the fact that whatever was going to happen would be completely different and unpredictable.

Well it certainly was completely different and unpredictable, in that it dropped its pants and took a dump on my life. I was never a huge fan of stabber films but this one was just too stupid. It's a shame, because it's been 11 years since the last one (which was reasonably good) and it just spends far too much time taking the piss out of itself, its genre and even the film's own characters to be properly immersive.

I've seen better plots in a porno. Less predictable ones, too.