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Look at this shit right here. A fucking electric attack that bursts people into ashes, pretty goddamn dangerous I'd say. And the doctor makes it so everyone on the planet attacks these guys on sight... EVERYONE, from babies to sick old people fighting fucking electric aliens. Millions of people are gonna die becasue of this (and to everyone else it's will seem like they just burst apart for no reason- mass panic will likley ensue) and it will be the doctor's fault